This movie got early 2000s, straight to DVD, your high school mythology teacher is putting this on to wrap up the end of the Greek mythology section of the syllabus, energy. Only thing that's missing is Brad Pitt.

He finally fought an actual boxer who is actively competing??? LMAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO Lemme go find the highlights

Mans said "We don't use genAI to create concept art. We're using genAI as a reference to create concept art!" ....You're still using genAI to create concept art. Like what lmaooooo

This game snuck under the radar a bit since it came out near the end of the year. Highly recommend. Funny asf with decent gameplay that extends beyond what narrative choice based games can do, funny asf, and has a great narrative abt reforming villains into heroes. Did I mention it's funny asf 😂

Live with #TheGameAwards with cousin @mcmoblin.bsky.social returning once again!!! We laughed, we cried, and we YAPPED while watching Geoff and Kojima make out. This year, we return to commentate it all again. Get it in here ➡️ twitch.tv/TessThe5th

Always excited to geek out with my favorite cousin!!! Like last year's, I know a time will be had. 🎊

Time for ANOTHER Game Awards! Tonight I have guest @tessthe5th.bsky.social Back again! This time to make the night EVEN better! twitch.tv/mcmoblin

Finally finished Expedition 33. Yeah nah, that game is undeniably GOTY.

Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.

It's that time of the year. My job's Thanksgiving potluck 🥲 I'm convinced that this Thanksgiving potluck is my annual humiliation ritual

ROGUE AND MY MAN, REMY LEBEAU?!!! Aight, it's time to come back to Rivals

I will never trust a "communication is key" mfer ever again because they are always impressively fucking horrible at communicating lmaooo

Zohran Mamdani has won the mayor election for New York City.

Live w/ #LittleNightmares. Owned the game for a while, figured Spooktober was the best time to actually give this game a try for the first time. Pull up if you wanna -- twitch.tv/TessThe5th

Between this happening & the fiasco with CrowdStrike/Microsoft Windows that caused those airport outages last year, it's incidents like these that serve as a reminder why monopolies should not be a thing if all it takes is a hiccup from ONE company to knock alot of societal structures out of order.

THE RAGGEDIEST PILE OF FUCKING GARBAGE RELEASED THIS YR. DOGSHIT SERVERS THAT'S BEEN KICKING ME OFFLINE THE PAST TWO DAYS, JANKY HITBOXES, & MONSTER FIGHTS THAT FEELS LIKE I'M FIGHTING THAT COUSIN WHO ONLY SPAMS ONE BUTTON WHEN THEY COME OVER TO PLAY MORTAL KOMBAT ON THANKSGIVING. FUCK THIS GAME.

Live with #MHWilds Omega raids. At least this time, my friends are getting mollywhopped along with meeeeeeeeeeeee 🤪 twitch.tv/TessThe5th

Home and finally catching up on the multitude of announcement that's been #TGS2025 #TokyoGameShow this week, especially with today. Live with the RGG Direct, Capcom Showcase, & Sony State of Play! twitch.tv/TessThe5th

I'm not one for horror games at all. But during Steam's Next Fest, the demo for this game gave me a shotgun & the power to deduce who is human and who wants to eat me and I was sold. Glad to see it's finally released! Live w/ @trioskaz.bsky.social 's new game, #NoImNotAHuman twitch.tv/TessThe5th

Live with where I left off on Frenchnal Baguettasy #expedition33 twitch.tv/TessThe5th

LIVE🔴 Checking out the #NintendoDirect. Funny cus last time I streamed, it was the Nintendo Direct. If I had a quarter for every time I returned to streaming and there was a direct, I'd have two but funny how it's happened twi-- twitch.tv/TessThe5th

I used to think the thing abt gyms making it difficult to cancel their memberships were a bit exaggerated. But the fact my gym uses a different website for member accounts & the cancel button being the only button on the website that receives a "server error" is a whole other level of ridiculous.

If 10+9 = 21 (iykyk 😂), then since today's my birthday, 8+8 = 31

*sees the Celesteela card I already own* Me: "Ah here we go. Get ready for disappointment." The next four cards: (I am lowkey battling a particle of spit I accidentally sucked in from the shock as I type this)

Oh the racist MAGA clown who blocked the one chance WWF/E wrestlers had at forming a union by going behind Jesse Ventura's back to Vince MacMahon who threatened these wrestlers to drop the union talks or be fired? I hope he enjoys his VIP lounge in hell.

Sinners (4K Digital) is $12.99 on Amazon Video buff.ly/4C9zsBm Apple TV buff.ly/EQ2R0Bf Fandango at Home buff.ly/g8tMJGM Movies Anywhere eligible

But yes, stop being scary if you actually want that person.

Every "crush" is not meant to be acted on.

Don't know how it happened, but my discord account got hacked. I have access to it again as of now. Wild considering I have an authenticator on my account supposedly, but it is what it is unfortunately. Gonna change my authenticator in the meantime. Sorry for the inconvenience cuz of some weirdo.

It’s my birthday! A simple & free gift you can do for me is reshare this post! I have an event on July 26 in Chicago! House Music day party for the LGBT folks & the allies you like to dance. 🕺 🪩💃 Come out & twirl on a Saturday afternoon! Tickets here sickening.events/e/dayha%C3%B...

We were doing so well as new cub scouts, getting praised by our expert cub scout, until @yoshitv.bsky.social flew too close to the ground 😅 #Peak

Don't know what's been in the waters this week but every day, I've gotten at least one banger on #PTCP. The best of this week with the shiny Articuno (my favorite of the legendary birds) obtained literally 10 minutes ago 😭😭😭

Testing the PEAK of my friendships with Peak. (Pic.: Me staring down @glxtchvt.bsky.social he a little too happy despite wearing these tight ass shorts & an 8-teeth smile. Might betray me) Live! ▶️ twitch.tv/TessThe5th

Live on Twitch with Lionhead Studios, The Movies <3 Come hang out? <3

In the aftermath of the fire that destroyed the historically Black Altadena, corporations with murky structures have been quietly buying up the area

Going strong with some more of my 1st playthrough of #FinalFantasy #FinalFantasyVI #gamer I gotta say, Kefka is a refreshing villain I haven't been this invested in for a minute in games, let alone in FF as a whole. I passionately can't stand his JRPG Joker ass. Live ➡️ twitch.tv/TessThe5th

Got into Hiatus Kaiyote about a year and some change after first getting into Anderson .Paak when his first album released & the way my drop jaw when I recognized "Molasses" from .Paak sampling it in "Without You." @stillnaima.bsky.social

New #gamereview out! Underneath its pixel art aesthetic contains a powerful journey thru plot & gameplay of trying to overcome mental health struggles. #Celeste is a memorable #indiegame that helped me realize I'm not alone in battling this pink tissue btwn the ears daily. 📺 youtu.be/obFE0X_dpxQ

Me for the past two days trying to calm my brain overthinking at the speed of an Altima with mismatched doors traveling on I-240:

Was gonna ask if the new Eevee pack on #PTCGP was worth doing pulls since I don't care for Eevee and its malformed siblings (I just want a dragon type Eevee, man). But I see a Dragonite EX included. That is more than enough reason.

Ok, so I just started Act 2 of Death Stranding 2 and I am already ready to see what this game has in store. This game feels soooo much better than the 1st and I am already loving it. twitch.tv/mcmoblin

Resuming where I left off on my first ever playthru of #FinalFantasyVI #FFVI which is keeping Kefka from getting these doggone espers. Live ▶️ twitch.tv/TessThe5th

I said I was going to stream the midnight release and then I fell asleep. I said I was going to stream the early morning and I overslept. Can I AT LEAST stream the afternooon? Let's give a try. Death Stranding 2, Early Access. twitch.tv/mcmoblin

It's that time of the year for my annual retro #JRPG playthrough! This year I picked #FinalFantasyVI . Roughly 10 hours in & the vibes of this one are so different from other FFs I played. I like that though. Keeps me on my toes 😏 Going live & resuming from finding Terra! ▶️ twitch.tv/TessThe5th

I'm looking at these GPU prices, and they refuse to budge. Like damn, shake a little ass for $50 off for me. Do sumn!

Weekend's here & plenty of demos to try out during Steam's Next Fest!! Gonna be trying out these four games that caught my eyes! #SteamNextFest #gaming 🔥 ⚔️ Burning Sword: Death Sun 😈 🎸 Devil Jam 💀 🕺 Dead as Disco 🚷 👽 No, I'm Not a Human Starting @ 4pm CST!! Come hang ▶️ twitch.tv/TessThe5th

In just one week: A GOP president deployed Marines in a U.S. city, called for a Democratic governor’s arrest, the GOP Speaker called for him to be tarred and feathered, a Democratic senator was handcuffed, and two Democratic legislators were shot in their homes.

Time clock broke down earlier this morning. The lady who does payroll told me she got me. I'm leaving two hours early with a full day's pay. Lakers in 5.

Finally happy that graduation season is over and I can return to doing everything BUT work at my job. The amount of game reviews and video essay scripts I have written in my phone notes 😭😭😭 Now it's just a matter of actually recording and editing them.