My entire career: 3 months out of the year: Cool! This is fantastic! I can really make a living from being ✨hot and fun✨ The rest of the year: Oh no! This involves me commodifying everything ✨hot and fun✨ about myself! I also hate being perceived, known or seen. Bye!

Bear Grylls and I have a lot in common, for example we both have stupid made up names and are totally down to drink our own piss

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If we have worked together and I’ve missed you please give me a nudge 💜 (If you are on this list pls don’t get cancelled okay) go.bsky.app/9YVQ98Q

Looking for Skinny Goth Masochist Femmes in my area

Gotta let those haters know that I've got a 660ml can of Perello olives in my fridge

Chilling on the sofa, body in a dramatic and mangled position like I just fell from a great height and splattered onto the sidewalk, very relaxed x

If you do a tandem skydive can you just keep your eyes shut? I want to do one but I don't want to look lol

Who up pondering

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Honestly alcohol gives me anxiety I much prefer literally any other substance 🤷

Had a nice night out x

any porn company who brands themself as “ethical” is using social class to divide themselves above other companies & performers Most mainstream porn companies have the same “ethics” in how they handle talent, production, pay Aesthetics are the main (only) differentiating factor. High vs low art.

Let's hang out before the year is over? London, Manchester, Liverpool, Dubai ✨⛓️ Drop me an email and let's get acquainted 👇👇👇

A teasing/blackmail gameshow called "Doxy or Doxxing"

You want to call me Mommy??? You think that's HOT do you?? GENDER ROLES?? Well there is nothing sexual about the cross we bear as women in the patriarchy - throughout our lifetime Women serve as the carcass to be devoured after her parasitic eggs hatch. Jk go ahead it's fine

Some new Honorifics to try with your partners: - Coach - Reverend - Chief - Most Honourable - Warden - Detective

Serene little side suspension ✨

Here come the (threateningly hot) girls Imara Noir Vivian Grace @simonereage.bsky.social @estellafuckingbathory.com

Never Not Nutting November™ 🤙

What are everyone's preferred honorifics? I don't really like any of them lol

Hey guys so I decided that I'm not going to have a dopamine detox today so I'm here and chatting on Bathory.vip

I NEED A DOPAMINE DETOX

Yessss let's go!!!

Watermelon covered in tajin is my absolute favourite high snack atm omfg

Hey guys does anyone else here have completely fried dopamine receptors?

Okay so if you write a tweet with loads of lewd words in it on here it gets no engagement - so some words are definitely filtered

What am I doing on Friday??? Well I've ordered a giant twister mat and I'm trying to get my friends to bring their shock collars (we have 4 or 5 between us)

What are we thinking re brazenly misusing starter packs for flirting?

What's better than one voluptuous goddess? With the ineffable: @ameliaswannx.bsky.social

Waiting for a victim ⛓️

Up at 5am, did my emails, did yoga, went outside, time to hit the bong and play Bioshock - don't contact me unless it's GOOD NEWS x

*Me making conversation* So how many of my toes do you reckon you could fit in your mouth?

So everyone just forgot about Djungelskog huh

/r/thalassophobia is my favourite subreddit of all time, I could look at huge oil rigs all day (and frequently do)

*Every time I do the Wordle* Hey does anyone know any words?

Watching this as a person who can not drive - very impressed youtu.be/RZ_0ImDYrPY?...

I consider the Orangutan to be the renaissance Ape.

POV you're talking to me but the waitress is coming over with my Lobster roll

✨ F[inancially extort] the Patriarchy ✨

The holiday season in London is absolutely lethal for good dates - walking into a cosy pub after a frosty stroll through the Christmas lights on Carnaby St? Grabbing a gaudy, LED and fake fur covered Ricksaw and getting them to blast Alice Cooper and drive us around? Getting a mulled wine???

Gonna make a starter pack called 'Pro Dommes I've fisted' and it'll just be Pro Dommes who I've fisted

Wearing these when I answer emails so my clients think I have an assistant

Finally picked my fursona, Elephant Seal (We can't all be a sexy animal)

I need some documentary recommendations I mean like as good as: Searching for Sugarman The curious life of Ibelin Tickled

Title credits : this film contains strong scenes of violence against women Me a queer bdsm practitioner not understanding the context : nice

Gonna go see Terrifier 3 on Mushrooms is this a bad idea?

Woo 1k followers in 24hours on here! Welcome, Come in, take your trousers off💕💘⛓️