Saw this in a conference room at the office and immediately wondered if it should have a question mark instead. @allybeardsley.bsky.social @dropout.tv

If the argument is that a ballroom really IS the only way to keep him safe, I say build the thing. Then tell him there's a cask of Amontillado inside (he won't know either of those words).

Wouldn't it be funny if they held an alternative White House Correspondent's Dinner and nobody showed up to hear him bitch about the media covering the things he does?

Because he can't read, he won't know the story of the boy who cried wolf. After an increasing fever pitch culminating in apparent threats of genocide and nuclear war, even presenting a time he expected to start, that he backed down should mean that no one ever take his threats seriously again.

Y'know, it would be a damn shame if @dropout.tv did an episode of Dimension 20: On A Bus Animated and that became the top-rated episode. A damn shame.

The @cnn.com website had been displaying the change in average gas price since Feb. 28 for a while, and now shows it vs a year ago. Guessing that's to be nice to him since it's now up over a dollar since he started this war.

I know that he’s probably going to say we’re leaving NATO or that there’s a deal with Iran, but I’m just going to sit over here with my fingers crossed saying “Budd Dwyer, Budd Dwyer, Budd Dwyer…” (Iykyk, but if you don’t know don’t look up the video)

A remarkable photo from #NoKings in DTLA from Connor Sheets of @latimes.com www.latimes.com/california/l...

What do you mean the lyric is "get it hot like Papa John" and not "get it hot like Bambadjan"?

So if you’re filming a turbine/fam/wheel with a phone, there’s a point where it appears to start going backward because of the frame rate. But I’m wondering if there is a faster RPM that realigns with the frame rate to reverse the reversal and start moving forward again

Surely I can't be the only one to see this and think "is that Fetterman?" Unsurprisingly, it is, indeed, John Fetterman.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but Democrats would probably see bigger gains courting the people who sit elections out instead of trying to sway over Republican voters.

Hey @dropout.tv when that Game Changer blanket comes back in stock, save me one? It’ll go great with my curtians!

@aclu.org you up?

Have just seen a trailer for the new Super Mario Bros movie and with both Yoshi and Birdo in the it, I am looking forward to Fox News trying to explain why their viewers should skip it because of a trans dinosaur and a boy dinosaur who lays eggs.

FDR: “The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” ICE: The only thing we have to fear are nurses and poets driving minivans

Hey dems--if you're not going to defund ICE, maybe you can push for disarming them?

They can call it the “make heaven crowded tour” but all I hear is “follow your leader”

Thinking about the Bad Bunny concert here in a couple weeks and can’t help but think that given how so many mainlanders treat Puerto Ricans, is it any wonder that Greenland and Canada aren’t champing at the bit to be a 52nd state?

I know this probably isn’t in the new Street Fighter movie, but I’d love to see David Dastmalchian delivering the “for me it was Tuesday” speech

Ontos? You had me at "Frictional Games"!

Seriously, that @makesomenoiseshow.bsky.social episode could have been an hour of "Give me a little more" and I think everyone would have been happy. But we're happier still 🤣🤣🤣

Hey @croteam.com I think I found a puzzle that escaped #thetalosprinciple

Love the fact that @netflix.com's Wednesday season 2 ends with some straight-up Bruce Campbell shit. Right down to the fishhook.

This may be the most legit email I've ever seen

Just a heads up--you should definitely not search youtube for the new Barnaby Jones single (the lawyers made me say that)

Just imagine if he’s been dead for a week and they’ve been gaslighting us with old golf photos.

Sure would love it if @playstation.com took a second look at the @dropout.tv app and approved it so I can watch Make Some Noise from my couch instead of my computer chair.

Super excited to get to see @alyankovic.bsky.social and @puddlespityparty.bsky.social on my birthday tonight!

Thanks, @panic.com and @coalsupper.bsky.social!

in b4 the conspiracy becomes that ghislaine maxwell went to prison as a sleeper that trump could pull out when the time was right

Someone tell him you can’t bomb your way to a Peace Prize

Ah, so we're the baddies.

Youtube needs a "Block advertiser" function. Just let me block all the prager ads in one go, please

So is this the moment we point to when people try and argue "women are too temperamental to be president" in the future?

Had to tell Reddit to stop showing me the r/blueprince reddit because I'm always too tempted to look at the threads and just sit there like

So usually I listen/watch @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social on Tuesday nights while I clean the apartment, but this week I'm cleaning on Monday night b/c they're doing an inspection tomorrow. So instead I'm listening/watching @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social on @gamechangershow.bsky.social

Don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you’re not catholic, you don’t actually need to give a fuck about the pope

I was going to change the light bulbs in my kitchen since one of them wants to randomly turn on and off. I changed my mind for today

Okay, @gene.meme, your post on that other site and the reposts got me. I’m in

Who the fuck honks at a drive thru?!

How long before Trump demands that the conclave just make him pope?

I've seen a lot of @umactually.bsky.social on Youtube. Now that I subscribed to @dropout.tv because of @samreich.bsky.social's one-two combo of an upcoming price change and putting ONLY the first 10 minutes of the new @gamechangershow.bsky.social on YT, do I start watching from the beginning?

I'm not an economist; can someone tell me if the red numbers are good?

Thank you, @booker.senate.gov

Fuck yeah Cory Booker