personal trainer session number 7

The workers behind Magic the Gathering Arena have given management at Hasbro and Wizards until today - May Day - to recognize their union. You can sign in support at cwa.org/uwotcletter and follow them at @uwotc-official.bsky.social

BOY SKIN books are finally back in stock 🖤 store.superposecomic.com/product/boy-...

COOL SWORDS aren't screensprinted yet but I CAN badly photoshop them onto lovingly-made knockoff little guys in tomodachi life. geralt would appreciate cool swords... frieza and a18 are susceptible to bribery. T Y @meganbrennan.bsky.social for the photo ops! rawpaw.ink/products/coo...

started a digital painting half-heartedly not really knowing what i was doing, then right when i was getting super into it my ipad got down to 5%. ain’t that just the way

a man pulled up in front of me while i was waiting at a bus stop and was masturbating w his pants fully off. it truly is #chicagospring

calvin keeps asking me if there’s new Marriagetoxin out. fudanshi loml

ac repair guy walked through the wrong closed door and witnessed me sitting in bed in my pjs listening to kingdom hearts music 😔😔😔😔

i have my second personal training session today, and then an hour later i’m going to get two wisdom teeth extracted. between this and the fact that i’m on my period it lowkey feels like i’m heading to my execution

submitted my first comics pitch in ages today… someone buy me a little treat

sorcerer

DnD canceled for the fourth week in a row, lowkey about to end it all

LRT that’s my shirt! I am the DSP co-editor 🙂‍↕️🖤

was going to make a joke at my own expense but instead i will say that this shirt is part of the “don’t wear it to work unless you want to talk about it eight thousand times” pile

Was playing Monster Camp w friends and everyone was doing really bad but me and one of them called me the “Wayne Gretzky of monster dick”

I know my friends and I are all old af because I was on a trip w them over the weekend and during a convo I accidentally did the 67 gesture. Froze in terror, but not one of my friends commented or even seemed to notice

the erotic LEATHER & LACE zine is available for preorder 🖤 ft. myself and 5 other artists, i contributed a short comic called COMMANDER darksparkpress.bigcartel.com/product/leat...

its been a minute since ive posted about it so if anyone wants a game where all you do is pull apart those rubber bouncy balls here you go (works on web) bobacupcake.itch.io/orbs

gUSTAAAAVE

when you’re trying to look up info about getting your graduate degree and the covid/flu vaccine combo starts to hit 🫨

gotten back into Animal Crossing in a big way!! DnD party at Harvey’s

I’m looking for work so I’m opening 6 commission slots for Dec-Jan! Please e-mail me for any inquiries, I’d love to draw for you!

i have insane art block right now and all i have been able to draw for the last few days are five whole pages of sketches of my dnd character getting rawed in like 20 different scenarios

drinking water out of your water bottle after freshly washing and drying it is so good. like sipping from a fresh mountain stream this is a reminder to wash your water bottle! 🫵🏽

☃️ Happy holidays, everyone! ☃️ Do you have an especially hard to shop for loved one who loves horny comics? Well, we have a deal for you! All existing DSP books for the discounted price of $55! Bundles are VERY limited! Order by 12/16 for delivery by Xmas! darksparkpress.bigcartel.com

New holiday card for 2025, inspired by 'The Magician' tarot card. Never forget your creative spirit! Fluo pink + yellow + blue ink risograph.

extremely sorry to report that i am an easy mark, and that after 1 ep HBO hockey sports yaoi has a death grip on me

Holding a sale on all of my cat-related risograph prints! Ends on Dec. 12th. Reposts and shares are appreciated 😽 kelseyshort.com/shop

i am god’s favorite, i walked into the sold out screening of izzy Roland’s D(e)ad at Music Box and asked if they had any availability at all. the guy said they just had someone return a ticket and say to let the next person to ask for one in for free :’)

@kelseysshorts.bsky.social always comes in clutch with the care package when i am feeling most like death 💜

flea in my house

i am watching Paris, Texas for the first time ever and am being dealt +75 psychic damage every other scene

local cat furious that i won’t let him eat chocolate cake

my dnd character had an extremely normal one in tonight’s session

love Avondale Bowl. hosted a whistlemania event that ran out of zines and whistles before i even got here to help. the bartender keeps breaking a glass every five minutes or so. an unparalleled neighborhood experience

got nothing but time these days

only eaten a bfast sandwich all day, barely drank any water, spent an 8 hr train ride reading all the worst things in the world on twitter: huh, why do I wanna die rn

midwest queer trans zine fest was a delight go check out @inkdemon20xx.bsky.social @zootzonk.bsky.social & @dgncollective.bsky.social go! go! go!

the mortifying ordeal of having the FedEx print guys examine your one-page zines closely

someone almost ate shit on their electric scooter because they did a double-take to look back at me. still got it 🫰🏽

dissociating! at the zinefest

local appliance store guy paired me with a tatted-up alt she/they sales associate and the gambit worked, i did drop 2k on a fridge she recced me 😔

doomed robot praying mantis yaoi… silksong you keep finding new and exciting ways to hurt me

i only a little bit regret wearing my Yaoi socks to what ended up being a minor medical procedure today

matt mercer giving his new pc the same name as my character of seven years. i am about to experience suffering of a totally unique flavor

trying not to scratch six new itchy, flaking tattoos is a very special kind of hell i have voluntary put myself in

Are you attending SPX this weekend? Well, we’ll see you there! Copies of Fantasy Lewds and Occult Lewds abound! DSP will be at table W81B 🖤

Also this weekend at SPX, my beautiful friends at Yam Fam will have issues 1,2, and 3 of Rotten Roses available plusses a preview of Rotten Roses #4!!! Anyway even if you have all three you should go to them for all your yaoi needs!!!! Yayyyy

ahaha about to get six tattoos at once, pray 4 me