i am god’s favorite, i walked into the sold out screening of izzy Roland’s D(e)ad at Music Box and asked if they had any availability at all. the guy said they just had someone return a ticket and say to let the next person to ask for one in for free :’)

@kelseysshorts.bsky.social always comes in clutch with the care package when i am feeling most like death 💜

flea in my house

i am watching Paris, Texas for the first time ever and am being dealt +75 psychic damage every other scene

time to wild out, it's Sicko's Selection season 💞 among the offerings at this pervert's buffet, i have LEATHER INTERIOR: a collection of sketches & illustrations, featuring mostly unreleased work. whatever your thing, you're sure to find it in the bundle... everybody eats!

local cat furious that i won’t let him eat chocolate cake

my dnd character had an extremely normal one in tonight’s session

love Avondale Bowl. hosted a whistlemania event that ran out of zines and whistles before i even got here to help. the bartender keeps breaking a glass every five minutes or so. an unparalleled neighborhood experience

got nothing but time these days

only eaten a bfast sandwich all day, barely drank any water, spent an 8 hr train ride reading all the worst things in the world on twitter: huh, why do I wanna die rn

midwest queer trans zine fest was a delight go check out @inkdemon20xx.bsky.social @zootzonk.bsky.social & @dgncollective.bsky.social go! go! go!

the mortifying ordeal of having the FedEx print guys examine your one-page zines closely

someone almost ate shit on their electric scooter because they did a double-take to look back at me. still got it 🫰🏽

dissociating! at the zinefest

local appliance store guy paired me with a tatted-up alt she/they sales associate and the gambit worked, i did drop 2k on a fridge she recced me 😔

doomed robot praying mantis yaoi… silksong you keep finding new and exciting ways to hurt me

i only a little bit regret wearing my Yaoi socks to what ended up being a minor medical procedure today

matt mercer giving his new pc the same name as my character of seven years. i am about to experience suffering of a totally unique flavor

trying not to scratch six new itchy, flaking tattoos is a very special kind of hell i have voluntary put myself in

Are you attending SPX this weekend? Well, we’ll see you there! Copies of Fantasy Lewds and Occult Lewds abound! DSP will be at table W81B 🖤

Also this weekend at SPX, my beautiful friends at Yam Fam will have issues 1,2, and 3 of Rotten Roses available plusses a preview of Rotten Roses #4!!! Anyway even if you have all three you should go to them for all your yaoi needs!!!! Yayyyy

ahaha about to get six tattoos at once, pray 4 me

Going to keep NYC/SPX trip posting to this thread! Went to one of my favorite bakeries in the world and got some preemptive flan for my birthday 🍮💞

An old man at this breakfast place commented on my shirt and then started talking about Melania Trump and how he admires her for staying out of Trump’s politics. He then proceeded to tell me about an essay he had read by George Orwell in which Orwell lambasts his milquetoast socialist friends-

saw mcr friday, made a mini-zine about it, tabled a zinefest today, made a little money, made many people happy. now i’m lying in bed and drinking a beer and reading green yuri life is hell and life is so cool

kiwi is so good until you have to use your fingers to pick up the slices. tired of being sticky, i began to eat the slices directly off my plate like a dog

saw mcr Chicago last night and i am a fundamentally different person now!!

does it ever haunt you guys that a perfect piece of media For You is just out there somewhere but you just haven’t come across it yet

guy who just watched Mignon for the first time ever voice: what the FUCK

i finished iiiiit!! literally one person has replied in the chat haha. i’m normal about it :)

ough. it’s been so long since i’ve been at work thinking, “i can’t wait to get back home so i can draw” how do i bottle this feeling so i won’t lose it again

i stayed up until almost 4 am working on my first real piece of art in months because i found out tomorrow is my dnd group’s 7-year anniversary. i only got two hours of sleep, but it feels good to be drawing again

grateful to have had the chance to talk about the experience of creating porn/adult stories, and learn from my very wise peers too 🖤

team-up

i went into the grocery store to grab a plant gift for a friend and did not find what i was looking for. i did however manage to purchase some Luke Skywalker Tiramisu flavored coffee and two mexican flag lawn chairs, so. let’s call it a half success

/cw medical wound so I had my nexplanon bc taken out of my arm and replaced two days ago. doctor told me to leave the bandages on for two days, and when i took them off today there was a quarter in diameter hole where she extracted the old one lmaooo

there are few things that give me such a specific pleasure as riding the bus and listening to my little playlists

bonfire

If you’ve never been so down bad to play dnd that while waiting for the next session you’ve written a 10k fic about your character getting fucked senseless by an evil npc, do you even really love dnd that much

when you finally go to the doctor for a gen checkup after 6 yrs and are convinced you have all the diseases but the test results come in and are all very healthy and you have to admit to yourself that maybe you’re a little bit of a hypochondriac

there are very few things as vibe-killing as parking your car in a lot to eat your lunch and someone is already doing the same thing in the car directly next to you

cleaning stuff from my mom’s attic and found a cache of pristine MCR mags that some of you would murder me for

FOR LIMITED TIME: Cyber lewds by @darksparkpress.bsky.social is available in my online shop! I only have a few left! cottna.bigcartel.com

The Meats (one of my more foolish dice purchases) (these are so so heavy)

thrift store shopping with a friend and i watched this mousy zoomer girl pull a Fall Out Boy tee from a rack, fist pump, and then throw it in her cart

owned up to something today that i probably didn’t have to but was feeling like real shit about. and the response wasn’t as bad as I thought! and i feel better! it’s annoying, but the truth really does set you free :’)

having to curate my own work and dealing with s/quarespace at the same time is generating a cataclysm of suicidal ideation /hj

chat do we think i’m done with this (besides the background, which i’ll probably just render in a grainy gradient)

real fujo hours: was having the worst morning, positively abysmal. then i started listening to a gay fantasy book from 1990 and it turned my whole day around

elis and the unicorn