When the enemy jungler mysteriously explodes

DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression. CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school? DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town. C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name? DR: Now look

Hatsune Minku

For sale Cuck chair Never used

Guy who’s SSRIs arent doing enough so he whales trying to get an SSSRI

Guy who has a fetish (object) but its the meaning of fetish (object) to mean object with some magic/spiritual power (fetish) and gets embarrassed when people think its a sexual fetish (sexual). But his fetish’s (object) powers is that it makes people horny (sexual)

i always feel like i have imposter syndrome of mental illness, like i have friends doing worse than me and so i feel bad saying "im sad" when they say "my life is shit"

For sale Cuck chair Never used

Straight up gherkin it, and by it haha I mean my pickle

Guy who’s SSRIs arent doing enough so he whales trying to get an SSSRI

Guy who has a fetish (object) but its the meaning of fetish (object) to mean object with some magic/spiritual power (fetish) and gets embarrassed when people think its a sexual fetish (sexual). But his fetish’s (object) powers is that it makes people horny (sexual)

Wow 😳 Been playing around with machine learning models 🤖 Decided to try and find the objectively worst flesh and blood deck ever made 🙈 The results were surprising 🙀 fabrary.net/the-worst-de... #fabtcg

Yeah can't say I enjoy the existence of Grave "entertainment" Bones

Magic doesn't do art like this anymore and it kills me

Bring back white bordered card reprints @fabtcg.com I want a competitive deck under $300

Happy Daddies Day, here’s to all the daddies that aren’t just daddies today but everyday.

a key element of fascism is making it appear that the entire world is organized against your group when in fact you are in the most advantageous and powerful position in society. Florian, Rotwood Harbinger is a textbook example of this phenomenon.

It’s been incredibly depressing to realize that I am the kind of guy that falls for girls incredibly quickly and that most women rightfully get a bit hesitant at men showing too much interest too soon. I just wanna love someone

ITS TIME TO GAME open.spotify.com/playlist/2Xn...

Can’t even put a face down card from your arsenal on the bottom of your deck: Draw a card and prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to your hero this turn anymore. Because of woke.

I don't wanna die I just wanna kill

I’m probably biased from what I do for work but its always funny how performative hating kids is. Like boohoo theres a group of 13 year olds on your bus get over yourself

For the past 2 weeks whenever it rains overnight this group of 3 fifth grade girls makes me go outside with them to save the worms

im ready to take #fabtcg shitposting to new lows

Four cards to know me: #fabtcg #crimsonhaze

So he can win 2 protours but only goes 1-2 at armories?

THATS MY GOAT

a key element of fascism is making it appear that the entire world is organized against your group when in fact you are in the most advantageous and powerful position in society. Nuu, Alluring Desire is a textbook example of this phenomenon.

theres a difference between pathetic (affectionate) and pathetic (derogatory) and people need to learn the difference

JARL OUTDATED VICTOR OVERRATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED VALDA ACTIVATED

Any person who plays flesh and blood and is transphobic just lmk rn so i can murder you when we meet. I'll take the dq just let me kill you

Huge congrats to Crimson Haze @runebloodraven.bsky.social @breadnik.bsky.social & close friend Jacob! Making it to the finals of Battle Hardened Milwaukee Team CC event. They all walked away with their first Gold Foil Legendary #crimsonhaze #fruitsoftheforest #cosmicawakeningfor20x2 #minmaxgames

Got my first gold foil legendary today! Split the finals at BH milwaukee, big thanks to my team today and everyone on Crimson Haze back home <3

YEAAAAAA GO @runebloodraven.bsky.social AHHHHHHHHHH

me @ the 6 year olds i work with

I'm drunk tonight, busy tomorrow, and stressed saturday so ask me questions to distract me from the horrors of life

pussy out to the world... goons at his side... oh yeah. THIS is the bone zone #fabtcg

fucking asshole

free palestine

LOVE LIVE THE QUEEN

Dating apps are Tempo

Im so fucking mad I thought of an amazing line with a girl I matched with but it was like 3 hours after

Hatsune Minku

Doing some research and watching some vids to hopefully make me better at Yu-Gi-Oh

Looking for a new commander deck to play Ask someone to give me a deck thats a 3 They dont understand Pull out illustrated diagram explaining wizards scale of 1 through 5 They laugh and say “its a good deck sir” They hand me the deck It’s a 7

Opponent: “so thats Bonds of Agony for 17” My Buzzsaw Trap in arsenal:

Please god make Kansas City lose without ever scoring it’ll be so funny

I bet it feel good af for a card to be sank #FABTCG