the hell was she doing after charlie got slimed

im glad they added protein powder filled with lead to every food item, it helps me hit my lead macros

swinging a sword around non-threateningly during the work day

i need to spend more money, i need to stimulate the economy and do my part

buddy there's only one thing i'd ship to tel aviv and i don't have any nukes

i lived, bitch

drinking a kombucha that smells like BO, if i die please dont tell anyone. tell them it smelled great and tasted great and there was no sensory warning whatsoever

another $48 to the grocery store

telling my gf im actually spending money so im motivated to keep grinding

really horrifying to see an ad for a kia with 290hp. no kia driver can be trusted with that

miranda starts a new job on tuesday, im practicing the pose all weekend

spending my saturday reading about tax policy

today i taught a bunch of 22 year old kids that unc still got it

spotted today

Masturbating Where Nobody Can Hear You Scream (100 People)

after much deliberation i have decided on the color palette for the le creuset bakeware i will never buy. it's sea salt, shallot, and artichaut and i believe this to be the perfect combination to signal my bourgeois aspirations in the face of overwhelming revanchist victory

brutal 🥲

trying to look into why my gf has more hours in the day than i do

should i buy a champagne saber? i do not drink but it's on sale

i hate baseball when my team loses. i hope america is razed to the ground, the earth salted and barren but baseball survives

i had a very vivid dream about an art gallery but my criticisms were way off base upon waking

posting here for 6 hours

we make a critique of it

kind of dumb that april only has 30 days, not a fan

using my girlfriend's account to lowball the fuck out of this guy on ebay, i know he's to throw his phone across the room

i missed a klarna payment and they sent thugs to repo the leather jacket off my back and they snatched the burrito (also bought on installments) i had too

im glad ive still got some time because its really important to carefully spec out what kind of insufferable middle aged man you want to be

dont buy gold, buy retro video games on ebay as a store of value

i keep a list of mutuals who i believe will be far right within 5-10 years and i dont unfollow so that i can witness the moment i am confirmed correct

why does the unc still got it?

uh oh im in trouble, my gf is reciting quotations from the little red book at me

said entirely about myself "unc still got it"

i have the fucking national anthem of all things stuck in my head and ive been seriously considering jumping off the roof since it started. get that nasty thing outta here

every time ive bought something off ebay it's come in way worse condition than the pictures indicate which is why i dont feel bad tacking on $50 to all my games in perfect condition

i like that hiromi can make very tasteful jazz but spends most of her time making fucking jrpg boss music

oooh im waiting for you to get desperate buddy. times are getting tough and im sure you could use a crisp $100

another neighbor is now street parking a classic 911 turbo for the last 4 days? this is not that nice an area? and outside?

its crazy how depressing and annoying everything is

free palestine and go fuck yourself, your music sucks too

when your gf hits you with that "you should admit your situation. there would be more dignity in it" stare

kind of aggressive way to put that...

static electricity is bullshit i do not fw that

i be doing some REALLY gay little stretches before i lift

i check to make sure none of my food is from israel, i check to make sure none of my video games are finnish

no one showed up for my performance, you guys left me to die out there alone