I don't get how people anthropomorphize their Roomba or other cleaning robots. Have you seen these things? They want to die, and mine knows how I handle technology that doesn't work so it constantly goads me into throwing it down a flight of stairs.

.exe style creepypasta but the writer gets bricked up by whatever character looks fucked up now

Known psychiatrist Jorkin Penitson

Do you think if we had a Y2K bug today that companies and governments would actually bother to fix it or just choose not to since it won't be a problem for another couple of quarterly earnings calls

Watched Star Trek movies all day today and after a call with my parents I learned my dad was only able to see the original show thanks to PBS. Makes a lot of sense why it's a huge fan base because everyone was allowed to watch it.

Do you think we would have mobile games and of the player being bad at the game if we didn't have that video of the guy being bad at Cuphead

I feel like gaming would be slightly better if that one asshole I won't name said "this game will literally suck your dick" instead of "Skyrim with guns" about farcry 3

What came first the chips or the dips

My brain is so cooked I thought that this was gonna be an ad about getting artificially inseminated with Charlie Kirk's baby

Hares sketched loafing and eating in the warm evening sun, 24th June, Weybourne, Norfolk. Framed ready for my annual show jamesmccallum.co.uk

Doing some light research on how rabbits see and how they perceive humans, they probably see us as either weird rabbits or sort of blurry figures possibly both depending on how far away you are. Either way I clean their litter box and I give them hay so they love me despite being a blurry giant.

New Relicverse page! 7.05 - The Nec'riel This swamp is full of mysterious, dangerous things... With some amazing accompanying art by @rally.luckyraven.cc ! relicverse.net/library/viri... #webnovel #writesky #amwriting

#立ち耳うさぎの日 のコーギーとジョウビタキ 以前年賀状で描いたイラストです

RV There Yet? posits the idea that a world can exist where everyone is built like Peter Griffin and can live in harmony in such a way.

Public transit is inherently good because it abolishes the monarchy of "passenger princesses"

Mamdani should keep the rat czar position but give it to a cat or an owl.

Make sure that if you're voting today to write in Jeffrey Epstein for every candidate, he can get the job done

Handing out treats tonight and it's nice to know that kids got the same interests I did when I was a kid.

It costs $0 to not buy from microsoft

friendly reminder that the BDS microsoft boycott is still happening

My bird feeder has two mourning doves that like to hang out there, there's also some cardinals and jays which is tempting to get another feeder.

I bought an electric cutter today and it's like splitting the atom for me so many boxes got cut up today in like 10 minutes that would've taken an hour with a box blade

Tonight at 11: Tumors, are they good for you?

I'm watching a rip of Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy and this chiron showed up with a great prime time movie for Cartoon Network. Really did have the juice back in the day

We have been hearing much about people wanting to reject convenience, which is why we at Amazon have decided to embrace the movement. Effective immediately any delivery will be given an 8 hour window for the delivery and if you don't personally receive the package we will destroy it on the spot.

Brie is a spayed lady at Rocky Mountain House Rabbit Rescue in Colorado. She'll be ready for adoption pretty soon!

All I got about James Franklin being fired is that during the first years of COVID some people including myself handed out food for free mostly burritos and one day James was walking by and had said something like "are you the burrito guys?" in a complimenting way

Trump: I've been watching these videos about Portland and the entire city has been burnt to the ground Portland rn:

I am the wizard counsel to antifa, just getting that out there. I'm also general sock designer for antifa

Did you know? The human body is 95% goo and 5% unknown material

Thinking about that one time I got a ticket they fucked up my info so badly I had to look it up by my license number, and somehow the court date hadn't passed yet so I was able to get it dropped pretty much as soon as the judge saw it. Anyways that cop makes 4x I do a year and I make decent money.

happy birthday to all bunnies

Why didn't Bill and Ted go back in time to stop 9/11? Do they hate America?

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8:00 bun 9:00 bunny 10:00 bunning 11:00 bunny more Sorry, my schedule is full this morning #rabbit #bunny 🐰 🐇

How the art be doing. @lasagnaless.bsky.social suggested I do a baby pygmy falcon study #art #study #birb #animals

There should be a Falling in Reverse parody band called Fucking in Reverse and it's just making fun of the one guy for every song

Killing people is bad but it's worse when you downplay the murders of some people and form a crusade in the light of deaths of certain others

Joker: you wanna know how I got yassified? My father... was an influencer.

This bar has a backyard with a grateful dead cover band and a tortoise resident

Pittsburgh never ceases to amaze me maps.app.goo.gl/YbwAWjwxHc9r...

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This place has the juice sometimes

Hey bro, just wanted to say that latest art piece you drew was awesome. I really loved the depiction of Frieren in the present day with a MAGA hat and pregnancy test in the background. It was really fun- huh? Oh shit, Anubis just called. Said your soul is heavier than a feather. Sorry man.

The movie where the guy slowly turns into a clown after being bitten by a clown or whatever but instead he slowly turns into the Fonz

He's thinking about nutrients

Bluesky, this is Scamp. He's a good boy.

This place really does have that twitter/X vibe of people using self harm as a weapon against other people

Some sort of angle