Apropos of nothing, it's never a bad time to watch "Death by Lightning," a four-episode series about a man with a genius-level IQ who assassinated a very impactful president. Very impactful. Most impactful.

"Justice will be served, if not the evening's entrée."

"It's why we need the ballroom." Of course.

Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln . . .

Ironic that a room full of reporters can't find out what's going on.

Is there a Designated Survivor for the WHCD? Is Kiefer Sutherland available?

Holy shit. Shots fired at the WHCD.

I was writing jokes for Amber Ruffin when she was supposed to host the White House Correspondent's Dinner last year, but then she got fired for saying bad things about Donald Trump. I think tonight, I shall post a few of them here.

Not every day I get to see C-SPAN interview Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.

It's not a real "nerd prom" unless someone is dressed as Spock.

“Hey dad why is my sister called Teresa?” “Because your mum loves Easter and it’s an anagram of Easter!” “Thanks dad!” “No problem Alan”

Well, poop. 113-105, Orlando wins. 🏀

Well, me of little faith. Now tied with a little over three minutes left. 🏀

It isn't looking good. Orlando has a player named "Bane", of course they do. 🏀

87-79, Orlando after three. Gotta pick it up, Pistons. 🏀

Welp, at the half, it's Orlando 61-54. Not great, but not disastrous. 🏀 Let's go, Pistons. It's been a fun game, overall. Little spicy.

Ah, Stewart got screwed on that flagrant upgrade. 🏀

I thought bsky was delaying the carousel layout for multiple pics? I'm seeing it several times this morning. 🤷🏻‍♂️

First, one of the reasons I like baseball is that weird stuff happens, almost every game. Second, I like how this YouTube guy put together this video. That's some deep diving, well presented. Third, I don't like most some of these alt uniforms. youtu.be/3V40ByHvzOg?...

109 years ago today, Ella Fitzgerald was born. There's a YouTube playlist of her singing Cole Porter songs. Such great phrasing on clever lyrics. Anyway, Miss Otis regrets she's unable to lunch today. youtu.be/9F4LLAisR_s?...

I was wondering if anyone was tracking ABS challenges in MLB. Dillon Dingler, Detroit Catcher, is doing pretty well. www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...

Crap. Reds hit a walk-off 2 run homer when down to their last strike. 9-8 over the Tigers. Sigh. ⚾🐯

Well, nothing like a rain delay to wake up everybody's bats. Reds scored 4 in the 7th to go up 7-5; Tigers score 3 in the top 8th to go up 8-7. ⚾🐯 God forbid they go to extra innings tonight. 🥱

Okay. Ten minutes of Draft Night Part Deux was all that I could stand.

Tomorrow's Pistons game is on at 1 PM! Early!

The comments at Defector for this article are many, nostalgic and affectionate.

Please, for the love of all things holy, if you ever learn that something you posted is fake, delete it. Do not counter with "but it feels true" or "it's an exaggeration but people will know that" or any other garbage. Delete fake images and articles. We need to be able to trust reality.

Well, the first round is over, and I don't think that I can remember most of the picks. Highlight of the night was finding out that Nick Saban likes big butts* and he cannot lie. *When it comes to Offensive Linemen. Oh, and Kirk Herbstret is afraid of sandwiches.

Is Styx some kind of Pittsburgh thing?

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Ah okay everyone follow @mattlombardo.bsky.social. He’s got the goods tonight

Credit to Mendoza for leaving the stripper pole up in his living room for the live reaction coverage. #NFLDraft #GreenieEnFuego

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Haha! Enjoy the booing, Commissioner Goodell.

Anthem: B- performance. I'm probably just going to crap all over the NFL Draft tonight, so feel free to mute me, or block me. There's days I'd love to not hear me. 😄

"The military district of Washington"?

The Raiders have the first draft pick in Pittsburgh and I wish Franco Harris was still alive to run out and steal it.

I'll give ESPN credit for at least asking Goodell some questions on touchy subjects, but they could have pressed a little more. Instead, the Ginger Hammer just put the best face on everything and that was that.

There is no way I'd be in the middle of that Draft crowd. It's like Times Square on NYE, but no freaking organization.

Whiffed on the name but this was funny

@cjzero.bsky.social Did you catch this?

"I like when you look at a guy from behind and he's got a wide ass." Thank you, Nick Saban. 😄

I hope that this isn't paywalled, but it's really just the headline that matters. If you're curious, it's about Eudici’s Pizza, which also has locations in Thomas Township, Freeland, and Midland. www.mlive.com/news/saginaw...

I miss calling them "Defensive Ends" instead of "EDGE Rushers". 🏈 Yeah, I'm old.

Got curious and looked at the Tigers' September schedule and, wtf, their last two regular season series are against the Nationals and the Pirates. 🤷🏻‍♂️ There's also an earlier September series against the Rockies. ??

The next two three-game series are against Cincinnati and Atlanta (each on the road), but May is almost all American League (except for a three-game series against the Mets) and a fairly even split of home/away.

And Spencer Torkelson homers in the bottom of the ninth. Walk it off, Tigers! ⚾🐯 I'm pleasantly surprised that Detroit won two of three against Milwaukee, especially after that Tuesday night debacle.

Jahmai Jones homers to tie the game in the bottom of the 8th! 4 all, Tigers-Brewers.

There are worse ways to spend 45 minutes than watching likeable people discuss their nerdiness. youtu.be/VKtF9dsSNrQ?...