JD Vance Struggling To Articulate What It Is He Doesn’t Love About Baby Name ‘Rohit’ https://theonion.com/jd-vance-struggling-to-articulate-what-it-is-he-doesnt-love-about-baby-name-rohit/

Sunset Strip flooded by ruptured 110-year-old water line, another blow to L.A.’s ancient infrastructure www.latimes.com/california/s... @latimes.com

Got my California Boater's license. Will journal's honor: MD, PhD, FACC, FAHA, boat

Explosive diarrhea is going to be damaging to the Taco Bell brand.

This is part of a pattern of Trump wanting to put his name and face on as many things as possible in Washington, D.C. and remake the city in his own image. trib.al/DaYsP2c

🚨BREAKING: The Trump administration is threatening to hold back terrorism-prevention funding from states unless they comply with a sweeping set of election demands — escalating President Donald Trump’s ongoing attempt to seize power over elections. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

Report: Trump Made $1.4 Billion As President Off Selling Tupperware To Friends https://theonion.com/report-trump-made-1-4-billion-as-president-off-selling-tupperware-to-friends/

Doximity Launches Free Prescribing for Physicians - blog.doximity.com/articles/dox...

Trump Attends Dogfighting Match https://theonion.com/trump-attends-dogfighting-match/

US can still win if Mike Pence has the courage.

$22,000 Per Hour: Assistants Use a Legislative Loophole to Outearn Surgeons www.nytimes.com/2026/06/29/u... @nytimes.com

John Adams and the US Senate said that “the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.” A guy who drink drinks five gin-and-tonics before noon says the US was meant to be theocracy. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust

Why aren’t they adding Ivermectin to the Lincoln Reflecting Pool?

Emboldened by the success of its drone attacks, Ukraine is now planning to terrorize residents of Moscow by dropping a fleet of self-driving Teslas into the Russian city.

Criticizing Trump's Iran deal could have a chilling effect on future presidents' ability to capitulate to extremist state sponsors of terrorism.

Iran has driven the US Navy from the Persian Gulf. Could Trump do the same with the algae in the Reflecting Pool?

I oppose all race-based preferences. Here's why only white South Africans should be allowed to immigrate to the United States.

We've been at war with algae for 47 years.

Every candidate Zohran Mamdani backed won. So why does it feel like they all lost?

Dems in Disarray

Tesla shares surge on news that a Tesla in autopilot mode crashed into a house and killed a woman inside.

holy sh*t, STAT is not messing around "STAT does not know who the patient is. But given the patient demographics and the unusual nature of the application, STAT asked the White House whether the patient was President Trump" www.statnews.com/2026/06/23/e...

Sen. Richard Blumenthal (D-CT) has issued memo to US Secret Service announcing a probe of "waste, fraud and abuse" in the Trump White House ballroom project Blumenthal asks agency to turn over records on the reported $352 million in Secret Service funds "redirected" to Ballroom

Less than a week into Trump’s peace treaty, Iran has re-closed the Strait of Hormuz. But the Vibes of Hormuz remain wide open.

Has Iran become Biden’s Vietnam?

A senile Republican narcissist surrounded by grifters and drunks just led our nation to the greatest diplomatic humiliation in its history. Here’s why my next five Atlantic pieces will be about the dangers of woke.

Millions Of New Yorkers Show Up To Celebrate Plucky Underdog James Dolan

OG Anunoby Sends Parade Crowd Into Frenzy With Celebratory Nod

New York City Mayor Presents Knicks With Key To His Car

RFK Jr. Hosts Meet-And-Greet With Infectious Diseases https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-hosts-meet-and-greet-with-infectious-diseases/

Pete Hegseth chose to allow Iran to defeat the our armed forces in order to demonstrate America’s Christ-like humility. by Ross Douthat

Breaking: SpaceX shares ended their first day up 19%. With a market cap of $2.1 trillion, the rocket maker is now America's 6th most valuable public company. on.wsj.com/4vJU3JN

Probably still not enough and taxes are unfair.

VA promise of 800 new homes on West L.A. campus this year shrinks to 260 www.latimes.com/california/s...

BREAKING: Republican Steve Hilton and Democrat Xavier Becerra will face off in the November general election to replace California Gov. Gavin Newsom. bit.ly/4uKphjj

’”I’m Lesley Stahl.” “I’m Bill Whitaker.” “I’m Jon Wertheim.” “I’m Chris Cillizza.” “I’m Laura Loomer.” “I’m Riley Gaines. Those stories, plus Ian Miles Cheong, tonight on 60 Minutes.”

NIH plans to cap number of grants a scientist can have at once Agency is bringing back a version of a funding limit that was quickly abandoned nearly a decade ago www.science.org/content/arti... @science.org

Trump on being booed at the NBA Finals: I think it was mostly cheers. It was loud. And it was very enthusiastic

Knicks can still win if Mike Pence has the courage.

Impressed that Gmail flagged Google's own email as spam.

Christian Eriksen conscious after on-pitch collapse; Denmark vs. Ukraine abandoned www.espn.com/soccer/story...

Whether it's Bari Weiss asking Scott Pelley to make the Minneapolis ICE protesters look more violent or Hillary Clinton asking her staff to please print her emails, both women made unreasonable questions of those who worked for them.

🚨BREAKING: The American Postal Workers Union (APWU) says it is “deeply alarmed” about the United States Postal Service’s (USPS) new rule created to carry out President Donald Trump’s plans for restricting mail-in voting. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

Police Remove Diabetes Experts From Conference for Distributing Critique of Trump Administration www.nytimes.com/2026/06/05/w...

Going to go out on a limb and say the Food Is Medicine trials won't demonstrate improved outcomes.

The forms for signing up for summer camps are as long as real estate escrow.

My kids have measles, I can't afford gas, and flesh-eating screwworms are eating my cattle. But at least now 60 Minutes won't so woke.

Doctors say that pertussis kills over 50,000 children a year worldwide. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and brings raccoon penises home for "further study" says kids will be fine if they drink raw milk and bathe in sewage. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.