Wheels are coming off the fascist clown bus.

I'm glad no one died in a nuclear war yesterday. But I'm sad that this means that I lost my Polymarket bet predicting the date of the apocalypse.

(1/X) The media's refusal to discuss Trump's personality disorder has made its coverage of Iran very poor. They pretend that Trump had some normal rationale for the war, some semi-imminent threat, but it's more likely he did it out of some kind of combination of a desire to distract from Epstein...

TACO Tuesday Señor Trump is caught in a Mexican standoff with the Iranian federales. Will he shrug it off til mañana or decide to blow up the whole enchilada? by Maureen Dowd

There is no specific Constitutional prohibition against initiating a nuclear holocaust so it's hard to see why Democrats are so upset with Donald Trump. by Jonathan Turley

Donald Trump is threatening nuclear annihilation the right way. by Ezra Klein

This is real

Ending the war between the US and Iran will be hard, experts say, due to the difficulty of negotiating with a weak, erratic head of state.

My gas and groceries are up 40%, my health insurance is up 50%, and the president is covering up an elite pedophilia ring. But at least there won't be trans athletes competing in a 2028 Olympic sport that I won't be watching.

Is the war in Iran Biden's Katrina?

This should be the death of Impella outside of severe cardiogenic shock. High probability it increases mortality. #cardiosky #cccsky

Your Money | As the US and Israel rapidly burn through their stock of missiles, here are five weapons manufacturers worthy of your investment.

She Died After Her Pacemaker Battery Failed. Its Maker Knew of Problems for Years. Boston Scientific announced multiple recalls but has said its battery issues were limited. One internal test in 2025 found batteries with an “extremely high failure rate.” www.nytimes.com/2026/03/19/b...

People that think in terms of NNT must also not understand compounded interest.

Pete Hegseth is right—it's time to end DEI and bring back the meritocracy. by Jared Kushner and RFK Jr.

Trump Wakes From Beautiful Dream Kissing Underage Girl To Find Face Being Licked By St. Bernard https://theonion.com/trump-wakes-from-beautiful-dream-kissing-underage-girl-to-find-face-being-licked-by-st-bernard/

“The United States contributes far more to worldwide suffering than any of our so-called ‘allies’ in NATO, and it’s high time these other countries started stepping up to the plate,” said the commander-in-chief

Markets Surge After Trump Claims He Had Sex With An Angel https://theonion.com/markets-surge-after-trump-claims-he-had-sex-with-an-angel/

How it started. How it's going.

‘Profoundly shocking’ allegations against Cesar Chavez spark soul-searching in movement @latimes.com www.latimes.com/california/s...

An Iranian strike targeted a CitiBank office in Dubai in retaliation for the Israel-led U.S. attack on an Iranian bank.

lol. CBS had been trying to get Zohran Mamdani for an interview, but Bari Weiss' deranged tweeting caused him to turn it down link.vanityfair.com/view/5df1007...

Trump Defends Wearing Fruit Hat, Samba Dancing During Dignified Transfer https://theonion.com/trump-defends-wearing-fruit-hat-samba-dancing-during-dignified-transfer/

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Trump, Mitch McConnell Clash In Oval Office Over Where They Are https://theonion.com/trump-mitch-mcconnell-clash-in-oval-office-over-where-they-are/

V.A. Begins Drive to Put Homeless Veterans Into Guardianship A joint effort with the Justice Department creates new authority to compel veterans into institutional or involuntary care. @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/03/11/u...

Culture at Columbia Shielded Sexual Assault by Physician, Report Finds www.nytimes.com/2026/03/10/n... @nytimes.com

We are bombing Iran to drive out their authoritarian government that cruelly suppresses the democratic will of its people. And if they won't surrender, we're going to cancel the midterms. by Donald Trump

The 115 girls in the bombed school were no angels.

Epstein Doctor Steps Away From Elite Health Clinics www.nytimes.com/2026/03/07/u... @nytimes.com

I’m so tired of seeing people bash Bluesky for being an echo chamber when X is an actual intentionally constructed echo chamber that is demonstrably radicalizing people across the political spectrum who still use it

The Food and Drug Administration is reviewing a request for new warnings on antidepressant drugs, and that's presenting an unusual conflict of interest at the agency.

Marco Rubio: "You're about to see -- we're gonna unleash on these people over the next few hours and days. You're gonna really begin to perceive a change in the scope and in the intensity of these attacks as the two most powerful air forces in the world take apart this terroristic regime."

a slurring Trump in new video on American troops killed by Iran: “Sadly, there will likely be more before it ends. That's the way it is. Likely be more.“

Khamenei’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.

Ayatollah about to learn what we did to the NIH.

Strategy to Reduce >350 000 Yearly Deaths From Atherosclerotic Coronary Artery Disease by 2050 in the United States www.ahajournals.org/doi/10.1161/...

The big difference between the US and Brazilian/Korean case isn't that voters care less about democracy. It's that American elites basically did not care about it after two weeks

I liked the Epstein scandal when I thought it would hurt Democrats. Now that it's hurting Trump, it's time to stop talking about it.

An NPR investigation finds the public database of Epstein files is missing dozens of pages related to sexual abuse accusations against President Trump. n.pr/4qTItsU

NIH research grant funding rates plummeted in 2025 Agency acknowledges young investigators are losing out as result of multiyear funding policy imposed by White House www.science.org/content/arti...

Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape

Aide Wearily Begins 5th Explanation Of Why Trump Can’t Pardon Prince Andrew https://theonion.com/aide-wearily-begins-5th-explanation-of-why-trump-cant-pardon-prince-andrew/

It's important to ignore the clowns commenting on medicine that mostly survive in DM groups and podcasts.

Trump discovers the word "Whole" has a "W" in it.

Doctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

Culver City, California recorded zero murders in the most recent year of reporting data. But at this Department of Justice staff meeting, that number seems much higher.

interesting posts 🥴 from a WSJ reporter who also wrote this piece www.wsj.com/health/healt... about the FDA refusal or Moderna flu vaccine under Vinay Prasad