Credit card was reissued and sad about losing my prior CVV code. It was good one.

Kennedy Fires Leaders of Key Health Task Force www.nytimes.com/2026/05/20/w...

Russia hacked into real users’ Bluesky accounts to post fake content, the social media platform said.

NEW: Records released tonight show that Reynolds, makers of Vuse vapes, gave $5 Million to MAGA Inc. days before the FDA wrote a policy that could allow them to make millions selling flavored vapes. Via @kenvogel.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2026/05/20/u...

Financial Experts Recommend Just Waiting Until Chaos Is Law Of The Land https://theonion.com/financial-experts-recommend-just-waiting-until-chaos-is-1841161702/

UC strike averted as tentative agreement reached with 40,000 service and hospital workers www.latimes.com/california/s...

40,000 UC workers gird for a strike, disrupting medical services, cafeterias at all campuses @latimes.com www.latimes.com/california/s...

MAGA Voter Claims She Loves High Gas Prices https://theonion.com/maga-voter-claims-she-loves-high-gas-prices/

Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation

The Trump administration has slashed funding for infectious disease research and has far fewer employees, including disease detectives, to respond to outbreaks. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/07/h...

Giuliani Seeks to Have Health Care Covered by 9/11 Program The former New York City mayor, who is improving after a serious case of pneumonia, suffers from a respiratory condition linked to his exposure to toxins at ground zero, his spokesman says. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/06/n...

All diseases that wipe out millions of humans start off on cruise ships.

100% have already been infected and 0.00000000001 have died from it

Awaiting JPAI’s hantavirus IFR explanations.

Doctors From Countries Under Travel Ban Now Allowed to Stay in U.S. In a reversal, the Trump administration has exempted foreign physicians from a visa application freeze that was pushing many out of jobs in underserved areas. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/03/u...

“Remarkably zen” We’re all gonna die

Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke

Pace of N.I.H. Funding Slows Further in Trump’s Second Year The agency has approved far fewer new grants than it did in years past. A renewed effort to screen for disfavored terms and a loss of personnel are contributing. @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/04/22/s...

Doctors say that measles is one of the deadliest and most contagious infectious diseases in the world. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and cuts penises off raccons says you'll be fine if you drink raw milk and bathe in raw sewage. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

They think you're stupid.

Sources say that if Kash Patel cannot stop binge drinking and spending taxpayer dollars on his personal travel, Donald Trump is prepared to fire the highest ranking woman at the FBI.

Alan Dershowitz's defection to the Republican Party could have a chilling effect on Democrats' ability to recruit authoritarian pro-Netanyahu pedophiles who continually go on Fox News to praise Donald Trump.

Donald Trump says that he’s Jesus. Some liberal critics disagree.

The Athletic | The New York Mets are playing baseball the right way. by Ezra Klein

American Horror stories Insurance & nursing homes apnews.com/article/ohio... H/t @boback.bsky.social

this morning, mamdani’s team got in touch with me to float a new tax proposal: if your net worth exceeds $5 million and you dress badly, you’ll be hit with a 10% annual levy for “visual pollution.” i would be in charge of deciding if the outfits are bad.

California sees the most measles cases in 7 years as disease resurges nationwide www.latimes.com/california/s... @latimes.com

To combat DEI and bring back the meritocracy, universities must hire at least 30% conservative professors.

“I despise affirmative action“ I confidently declare from my office in the department of The Institute for Advancement of the American Tradition endowed by the Koch Foundation

“All you need to do to win at tennis is run around from left to right inside a tiny square and smack a really soft fuzzy ball with a racket that’s basically as wide as 20 baseball bats,” said the seven-time majors winner

Surgeon Who Removed Wrong Organ From Patient Is Charged in His Death Dr. Thomas Shaknovsky tried to persuade his colleagues in the operating room that the liver he removed from a 70year-old patient was a spleen, according to Florida’s Health Department. @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/04/14/u...

Donald Trump was posting on Truth Social until 4:10am, including an image of himself as Jesus and multiple posts of the same article, raising alarms about Biden’s cognitive decline.

Wheels are coming off the fascist clown bus.

I'm glad no one died in a nuclear war yesterday. But I'm sad that this means that I lost my Polymarket bet predicting the date of the apocalypse.

(1/X) The media's refusal to discuss Trump's personality disorder has made its coverage of Iran very poor. They pretend that Trump had some normal rationale for the war, some semi-imminent threat, but it's more likely he did it out of some kind of combination of a desire to distract from Epstein...

TACO Tuesday Señor Trump is caught in a Mexican standoff with the Iranian federales. Will he shrug it off til mañana or decide to blow up the whole enchilada? by Maureen Dowd

There is no specific Constitutional prohibition against initiating a nuclear holocaust so it's hard to see why Democrats are so upset with Donald Trump. by Jonathan Turley

Donald Trump is threatening nuclear annihilation the right way. by Ezra Klein

This is real

Ending the war between the US and Iran will be hard, experts say, due to the difficulty of negotiating with a weak, erratic head of state.

My gas and groceries are up 40%, my health insurance is up 50%, and the president is covering up an elite pedophilia ring. But at least there won't be trans athletes competing in a 2028 Olympic sport that I won't be watching.

Is the war in Iran Biden's Katrina?

This should be the death of Impella outside of severe cardiogenic shock. High probability it increases mortality. #cardiosky #cccsky

Your Money | As the US and Israel rapidly burn through their stock of missiles, here are five weapons manufacturers worthy of your investment.

She Died After Her Pacemaker Battery Failed. Its Maker Knew of Problems for Years. Boston Scientific announced multiple recalls but has said its battery issues were limited. One internal test in 2025 found batteries with an “extremely high failure rate.” www.nytimes.com/2026/03/19/b...

People that think in terms of NNT must also not understand compounded interest.

Pete Hegseth is right—it's time to end DEI and bring back the meritocracy. by Jared Kushner and RFK Jr.

Trump Wakes From Beautiful Dream Kissing Underage Girl To Find Face Being Licked By St. Bernard https://theonion.com/trump-wakes-from-beautiful-dream-kissing-underage-girl-to-find-face-being-licked-by-st-bernard/