Should I get Silksong, Hades 2, or Ghost of Yotei to play tonight?

I’ve had some of the most profound nights of my life driving home alone from the west side listening to Olivia Dean

I am not a 6am kinda girlie and that’s okay

“She rolled a crit fail on having breasts”

I’ve made a massive mistake, an egregious error, a full blown fuck up

Neeeeeeeed to get Silksong today

Thanks for my new favorite shorts 🐺 @howl-out.com

The irrational urge to honk (like a goose, not a car)

Told somebody “have a good night” and he said “have a better one” 👀

Bus drivers are always the kindest people…

Nobody at work knows they’re emailing the savior of meridian

I’m replaying horizon zero dawn because I’m SO in love with it

Had a really cool first day of my fellowship :)

*trying to flirt* so does it splash when you pee?

Comment faire pour tuer mes démons?

Gay kickball tournament this weekend so wish me luck

I think it would be fun to start throwing javelin again— I kinda miss track

Feeling like a good boy on the beach today

I’m teaching my first college course today— who let me do this lol

I saw a man talking into a parakeet like it was an iphone

Poofy hair

Stone fruit <3

Why is it so hard to do a cartwheel with the other arm first

I’m sick and every single one of my joints hurt

I had a vegan orange creamsicle and I am LIVING

Just took the most sinister couch nap

We love an empty gym

The hottest bloomfs are always in Brazil, Australia, or Aotearoa

My submission for national underwear day— it’s a special occasion

Huh okay guess I’m dealing with a tsunami tonight

Just a lil guy 🌿 #Art | #kpopdemonhunters

It’s Friday AND I have a month off— life is so good 🙂‍↔️

I looked at a screen for too long and now my tummy hurts

Kinda late on this insta trend, so why not go full in

And Just Like That has given me so much good music…

I think I’m gonna sign up for my first CrossFit competition in October

I’d love to be your soda pop, but I actually only have kirkland seltzers right now

It’s not Tuesday anymore but oh well!

I desperately need to know how you all take such incredibly sexy photos

Workout so good I had to lie down in the shower

Work has me feeling like a caged animal this summer :(

The Materialists was fun but would be so much better if Pedro played Dakota’s character and vice versa

Bad day to be an invasive water hyacinth

Listening to Lorde’s new song David with noise cancelling headphones in Spatial Audio killed me (good)

I NEED an ice cold blue gatorade

It’s summertimeeee

They need to stop making those urinal gel thingies so tantalizingly fruit flavored

Okay. I see why they say your 20s are for learning things

Everybody give it up for bed!!