Fell asleep after my alarm and had one of those dreams where I get up and start the day

Having a girly night in

Anyone want a free ticket to the Dollop in Gramercy theatre tonight? I messed up and thought it was tomorrow and now my partner can't make it

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

My girl Layla is in her happy place

At a Señor Frogs in Aruba. They took the drunkest guy there, put a tinfoil hat on him, SET IT ON FIRE, and invited patrons at the bar to roast marshmallows on his head. This was 7PM on a Monday. This island is magical.

This NYC pub is taking a dramatic stand against the "splitting the G" trend

Outlook is cool with phishing as long as you pay them

They took a break from squirrel watching to pose for me

"I gotta be Pennywise because that's all she leaves me from each paycheck. I tell you what, you'd be feeding on kids fear too if you tried her cooking."

Secured a place in the United half marathon in NYC! Time to dust off the runners

@knowrogan.bsky.social some dedicated learner at your QED Manchester show got a question right on Duolingo @ the 44:33 mark. cc Barack Obama, Jason Momoa, Supreme Court Historical Society Gift Shop

My cat Layla is still figuring out how to sit

Holy airbrush batman

My new office support team are settling into their roles nicely.

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In Ozzy Osmourning #RIP

I didn't know Ohio had Times Square money

Fulfilled a goofy boyhood bucket list item and saw Weird Al in concert tonight. Brilliant show!

Not much of an omens guy but I walked by the White House tonight and a cockroach crawled out from under the fence

No kings in NYC

Started cycling to work, mostly to offset all the free office snacks

Cat

Thought my SO lost her mind, but she was responding to my first message

NY DMV getting really lax with their rules on custom license plates