They’re recommending me things you couldn’t even fathom on my YouTube

Gym with a friend 😎💪

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Gettin’ beefy, folks

Love it when leg day drains the absolute life and color out of me so I turn whiter than Edward Cullen

A fun movie while we start decorating for Christmas 🎄

Got in 4 workouts this week woot woot

Where my Coca Cola Zero Sugar-heads at???

It called we do a little lifting

Big fan of this shirt

They asked us to list 8 of the 12 most popular words in the English language. We got 6 🫠

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake

Leg. 🦵

Had a giant coupon in the mail for a new Total Wine that opened up in Friendship Heights so you know I had to do it to em…

SpongeBob Big Guy Pants Okay

The fit for tonight 😇

Leg day ✅

We renamed our group chat “The Bugonia Boys”

Hair is extra fluffy today

I accidentally took a screenshot instead of a photo but let’s all pretend in the replies that I did it on purpose and am a cool and mysterious trendsetter

Forgot to bring a change of shoes to the gym so we’re rocking an upper body day to this fit

My office’s building is having a fire drill and I feel like I’m 12 again and at school

Hair is reaching rocker length, how are we feeling about it?

First workout since coming back from my Vegas trip and I feel like shit lol

You’ll never believe what slot machine I encountered today…

WHERE’S THE LAMB SAUCE??????

We flew in a helicopter over Vegas!

We flew in a helicopter over Vegas!

Last night was electric btw

MY SHAYLAAAAAA

It’s pretty amazing that I got the chance to visit the little chapel in Vegas my parents got married at 28 years later 😊

Best we can do is $10 and a 30% off coupon to Denny’s

Just sat through a 2 hour timeshare presentation to earn a free hotel future stay and a Vegas helicopter ride vouchers

Currently the wingman for my girl (insert large space here) friend in a very straight club here in Las Vegas while she makes out with a random guy

Currently the wingman for my girl (insert large space here) friend in a very straight club here in Las Vegas while she makes out with a random guy

I’m in Vegas and a friend handed me her ID and I accidentally lost it on an and we missed a strip show trying to find it until a man dm’ed her on Instagram telling her he had it

First full day in Las Vegas! Gambling winnings so far 🤑🤑🤑 ⬇️ Me: -$100 Her: -$60

Does anybody need some dehydrated water? Perhaps a boneless orange?

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I said yes (to her inheritance) 🥹🥹🥹

We got fired from Omega Mart on the first day and they took our souls :/

LAS VEGAS WE ARE IN YOU

Plane movie #2!

Plane movie!

Thought my outfit looked really cute and then a coworker turned to me and said “Merry Christmas” 😐

He’s got a tie on today, folks

Shaking it up a bit with some classic horror!

Hi folks

Nothing like great results out of Virginia and New Jersey to help power through a great lift 💙💪

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