BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:

Every single tech billionaire is the same. Self indulgent, greedy little men with massively inflated egos brought on by firing anyone who might ever disagree with them.

*decades

What fucking country is this?!

And a handful of tech bros who are fine with 90 percent of humanity dying off

Me after SB 79 got signed:

Bring it on.

Yikes dude.

Les than ideal

You are like the buzzing of flies to him!

BlinkRX, an online prescription drug delivery company, stands to benefit from proposed changes by Trump that would allow pharmaceutical companies to sell drugs directly to patients. His son, Eric Trump, is on the company’s board. Always follow the money.

Got to keep practicing my watercolors. Worked perfectly for some smoke. Could have done more shading wise but I made it too small for my brush skills. Keep Portland Weird and Strong.

WATCH EVERY MINUTE OF THIS! Bourdain is ON POINT.

After getting fucked by Argentinia when they lowered their tariffs on soybeans, the US continues to bail out Argentina for reasons.

What the fuck.

Oh my god. Wait, does RFK Jr. and all of them not know they are watching AI videos?

I was working on the story and he just came out and said it

Way to further the stereotype guys.

CHICAGO — Outside an elementary school during dismissal… horrifying. What have we become?

"The girlfriend of the founder of Antifa"

This is the absolute dream challenger to Jeffries. Please, please, please let this happen.

YES! MORE OF THIS! Thank you Brigadier General Alan R. Gronewold from Oregon’s National Guard 🙏 Source: www.oregonlive.com/politics/202... #Oregon #Portland #50501Movement

There's a lot to peel back with this post

Live look of everyone who made free speech their pet issue over the last decade:

I realize Pritzker options are limited here, but just arrest some DHS asshat breaking a law and perp walk the guy publicly. Let the Feds play defense. We already know it's unprecedented and unconscionable. What are you going to do about it?

Fuck Gavin Newsom. I will never vote for him and you shouldn't either.

They are going to show those deep dishes who's boss.

This is so dark

Kristi Noem confronts enemy combatants in the Portland war zone today.

Pam Bondi is simply no match - intellectually or ethically - for Adam Schiff. Watch this must-see clip as he dissects and exposes her pathetic performance today. When she realizes how badly he is rolling her, she tries to interrupt. But it’s to no avail. She knows that he has her dead to rights.

I dunno Mike, maybe call the House back into session.

So much simpler than shutting down the government to get government money to pay health insurance companies

Yeah I'm sure those crews are thrilled being outted.

Ms. Martinez’ lawyer says body cam footage shows the agent turned into HER car and yelled “do something bitch” before firing shots.

Yeah I'm sure that will go well.

We covered this on today's @dailybeanspod.com. Extremely dangerous and these ICE agents should be charged with felonies.

I can just imagine the Texas guardsmen desperately trying to find a way out of South Chicago while winter sets in.

“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man

Instead of simply wanting to hold office. Looking at you Representative Holmes who is 88 years old.

It's amazing how many supposed grown alpha males have been cucked by an 80 year old who hasn't seen his penis in decades.

Lt. Aldo Raine had the right idea.

Luckily I grew up in Southern California working fast food jobs as a kid and already know a fair bit of Spanish.

Fortunately once SCOTUS says courts can't stop Trump from sending Texans to kill Oregonians the Democratic leadership will have some strong points about kitchen table issues

"Newsom has pledged bold leadership on housing. Now is the moment to show it. SB 79 is not about punishing cities; it’s about ensuring that homes get built where they make the most sense — in urban, transit-rich areas where people can thrive without long commutes or car dependence."