The Jays don't need a middle infielder with a big bat as much as they need a BFF with a long history with Vladdy.

Post your favorite Star Trek character, wrong answers only.

Boring. Still glad he's not ALE for 5 years.

under pressure

For the record, I hate all these Kyle Tucker rumours that completely ignore my Bo Bichette re-signing dreams.

The Blue Jays have been awarded the Smuckers Uncrustables World Series trophy.

The JOOF OTC destroyed me last night. Top tier show.

It’s really, really interesting that science keeps finding that drugs we think of as “recreational” might have medical uses for depression. There’s ketamine, MDMA, and now nitrous oxide.

Why does every cover of this song slap? www.youtube.com/watch?v=axWl...

I've managed to sleep 7 hours two days in a row, seemingly by stealing my deep-sleeping partner's normal good sleep.

Much has been written about how lousy the defense behind Dylan Cease was last year (and it's true; -7 OAA was one of MLB's weakest, and a ton different from the +14 OAA Gausman received). It really hits different to watch *this* disaster, though. As I have, 20 times.

I love the salt from people saying Cease was an overpay. I mean, damn, bro. Don't hurt me like that.

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen: - Justice - Black Sabbath - Dream Theatre - Dead Can Dance - Bela Fleck and the Flecktones

Did you guys hear Dylan Cease is a Blue Jay?

Cease is nice, but we really want Bo. No, Cease is amazing, but Bo is amazinger.

Probably gonna hit up Olander at CODA tonight only to hear his house mix of Silent Shout.

Very pleased past me bought future me a Veld ticket this year. Very Dave lineup. Dave happy.

I'm really happy for Seattle fans. That Naylor deal is good vibes.

I love that GZoom's "I Listen to Everything" list starts with Die Antwoord.

Remember when Yesavage embarrassed the Yankees? Good times.

So how many 10K games you think Yesavage will have next season?

There is a finite number of posts before Bo's contract announcement and, therefore, a finite number of page reloads, too.

I think the Tucker stuff is typical smoke thrown in the Jays' direction. Those dollars go to Bo first.

The only baseball award I really care about is next year's World Series.

Guys, I miss baseball.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

I really wish Microsoft hadn't implemented the pivot table.

The Power of Friendship.

To every Jays fan still suffering from the game 7 loss: at least we aren't Mariners fans.

Jays got much better from last year. There's every reason to think they'll get better next year. I fully believe the Jays could build a dynasty if they re-sign Bo and get a few more pieces.

#1 Re-sign Bo. #2 Win World Series 2026

That's a rough ending, but it was a crazy amazing season. Fucking so excited for next year.

Guess I'm not going to Ilan Bluestone tonight.

The best baseball I've ever seen.

This is crazy town banana pants. #penisyamamoto

Ernie is the best but he looks exhausted.

I have faith in the power of friendship.

Wrobleski walking down the mound at Gimenez is garbage behavior.

Traffic now begets runs later.

I bet that made Max mad.

Tonight we get to find out if the Jays are season 1 or season 2 of Diamond No Ace.

Can somebody make sure to kick a baby in front of Max or something?

I have faith!

Kirky manufacturing strikeouts.

The last of the Dodgers captains.

Gonna be a hard game to win today against the Dodgers' best pitcher.

"Dodgers are the better team" is an amazing take when they're losing.