I know there’s a lot going on but Resident Evil #Requiem is really, really good.

Night, Blueskies. Love you guys. youtu.be/61WVCfNEigU

America’s Supreme Leader claims to have murdered Iran’s Supreme Leader. What a time to be alive.

Yup. Pretty much nails on this year’s Nobel.

COME ON! Up the Reds! #YNWA✊

Another massive game today. COME ON THE REDS! #YNWA ✊

But why? Why is President Rapey embroiling the US in another of those foreign conflicts he said would stop? Here is a quick explainer.

Night, BlueSkies. Love you guys. youtu.be/TOn_uAuuIBQ

Sectarianism is it? Sure, sure.

Resident Evil #Requiem is shaping up nicely.

Oh, for goodness sake. This is just bollocks. #Starmer needs to sit down and listen to Karl Turner. www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...

#MattGoodwin, though. Definitively proving the fallacy of nominative determinism.

I’m also enjoying the profound ridiculousness of #KemiBadenoch today.

Galatasary. Not sure. No easy games. Least we’re away. #YNWA🤗

Ooh. And today is Resident Evil #Requiem Day. youtu.be/bFPPi1SQzWU

Yes. GIF’s doing a lot of heavy lifting this morning while my brain remembers how to form words.

I’m enjoying #Reform’s reaction.

Well done #Greens. Farridge getting a kicking and the Tories lose their deposit.

I enjoyed #SendHelp. Rachel McAdams is terrific.

Ooh. Resident Evil Requiem tomorrow

I’m trying to work out why Hilary Clinton, who never met Epstein or took money from Epstein or flew in his plane to Epstein Island, is the woman appearing before the committee.

When I go on holiday, I never leave the Beaten Track. I love the Beaten Track. It has street lighting and indoor plumbing. I left the BT once and the people there took my money but were not glad I came. I’d rather die than go camping.

I loathe Real Madrid.

Very much enjoying Stinky Pete Mandelson’s case of the Poor-me’s. Sure, Peter. You’re the real victim in all of this.

Honestly. No point in getting emotionally involved when there’s literally nothing I can do.

Wonder who’s doing the half-time show for the State of the Union tonight. 🤔

Can we treat people who use the term ‘looksmaxxing’ the same way we used to treat witches?

Goodness me. I have zero interest in anyone’s Only Fans page. I’m much too busy with my own.

Ooooo-kaaay. Let’s start scaling back on show-me-everything.

Hooray! Mandelson arrested on suspicion of misconduct in office www.rte.ie/news/uk/2026...

Restoring Britain’s Christian heritage. #Reform

This is absolutely terrific.

Maybe it is too late. youtu.be/hqwLrJ6QWho

Very much enjoying the coverage of the terror-eyed, useless appendage that is Kash Patel.

Okay. I’m not sure my show-me-everything approach is working. Sometimes, ignorance really is bliss.

YYYYYEEEEEESSSSSSSS! #YNWA✊

Ah. I read Farridge is off on another of his bought-and-paid-for Disinformation Junkets.

Every game seems massive for us these days. COME ON THE REDS! #YNWA✊

Experimenting with a show-me-everything approach to BlueSky. Hmm.

Night, BlueSkies. Love you guys. youtu.be/95SWMqzM_Sg

Looking more like Jimmy Savile every day

The #TurkishDetective again? Well, alright then.

Trump recalls his first sauna with Jeffrey Epstein

😱 #COYBIG!

Right! It’s Trousers-time!

Actually, watching the news this morning (I know. Why am I ruining my day?) the sight of Trump’s haggard, dementia-raddled face brought back David Emge’s resurrection in Dawn of the Dead.

To be fair to Trump with the Supreme Court, it’s always infuriating when you spend so much effort to own something and it doesn’t live up to your expectations.