"Alleluia, I am risen!"

Blink. "I... feel like I *should be* far more concerned about that idea of a perfect relationship than I *actually am.*" Blink. "But as long as we bring in the terrorists with appropriate use of force, I'd be down for it!"

//Still here, but my SFW stuff seems to get more traction so I've focused on that lately. Still would be down for ERP with someone who matches my preferences; I'm just being careful.

"Tell me about yourself! Your passions, your powers, anything you're just ACHING to get off your chest."

"You're welcome! It's the least I can do as a mere bystander." He remains until the unwitting destroyer has calmed down. "You might have to carry that action's weight forever, even if you didn't do it willingly. But hopefully, in time, you can at least smile at the world in front of you."

"Deep breaths, deep breaths. Let the intrusive thoughts pass."

He holds his tongue. Part of him tenses at the sight of a self-proclaimed destroyer of universes, but he has no reason to believe Gomi will turn hostile. "...I understand now." Were he able to travel back into the destroyed universe's past, Lep would do so *himself* just to shoot the scientists +

"I strive to be a PARAGON of (kind, genuine) law and responsibility, but at the same time I have a weakness for dangerous women." "Anyone else relate to any clause of that sentence?"

His jaw hangs open. Words fail him in the face of such a confession. For a second, he just stands there and processes. At last... "I presume it was entirely accidental?" If it was an accident, he could try and sympathize as best he could. If it was deliberate... phaser on 'disintegrate'.

"Thanks, but I'm fine!" Lep is mercifully innocent of the cosmic shenanigans going on in her corner of the multiverse. "If I vent my annoyance at petty problems now, I'll be in a better mood when I inevitably have to deal with BIG problems."

"AAAAAA- oh, sorry, didn't see you there." Seems there's someone in every random corner of the Multiverse he wanders into to scream in. C'est la vie. "Just screaming about video games. I guess if I'm screaming at them, I'm not having fun, and should do something else for now."

"I'm... I'm sorry. I wish I had a better answer for you, but you'd need basically an omnipotent god to restore a universe from utter conceptual erasure." "How did you survive such a fate? Were you outside the universe when it was destroyed?"

"That depends on what you mean by 'destroyed'." A sigh, as his brain calculates. "If it ended at a specific point in time, then you could return to a point before its destruction. But if it was conceptually ERASED at every level, including its very timeline, I doubt there's any hope..."

"Ah. That much I can do." He pulls out a handy-dandy holo-projector. "What kind of multiverse stuff, exactly? I work for Akashic Labs, which is my Federation's multiverse-investigation agency. To discover new life and civilizations, and boldly go where no-one from my universe has gone before..."

"Ah, sorry about that. I shall now scream softly instead." "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa." "That better?"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA- oh, sorry, didn't notice you there." Consarn it, this random stranger interrupted his yelling session. "Burning off stress from assorted sources, at least one of them related to my 500+ modlist crashing."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"Litterers and people who don't return their shopping carts deserve public execution!" "...Ooooor just naming-and-shaming, if I *REALLY* have to be proportional."

Paces under an overpass as the rain trickles down outside, glancing into the urban sprawl beyond.

"We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language." (Full size image) Words by @funkittoys.bsky.social, images by @erikamoen.bsky.social (and various uncredited prehistoric artists, craftspeople, and caveperverts) Full post: www.patreon.com/posts/150935...

"I try to pursue wholesome heterosexuality, WITHOUT talking bad about homosexuality/other non-traditional sexualities." "Even if finding consenting partners takes a lot of effort and patience, it's better than flipping out at people for not fulfilling MY fantasies."

//Presented without context.

"Huh. Not feeling confidently horny today, so I will just wish generic happiness to anyone reading this!"

"The pope is head of the Catholic Church, theoretically infallible in terms of faith and morals (under certain highly-specific conditions). The fallout WOULD be hilarious if a pope just infallibly proclaimed that LGBTQ+ people were okay, but the College of Cardinals is unlikely to elect a pope who +

"[READER], have you ever wanted to solve your problems by fist-fighting the pope?"

//FWIW, I have occasional bisexual impulses but choose to identify as straight. It makes me, personally, feel more comfortable.

//I'm still here. Just not so confident in my ability to reach out and find/seduce people. Will still keep this account open, in case I have horny thoughts which wouldn't feel appropriate on my main.

"I CANNOT allow the forces of evil to threaten innocents! Come out, forces of evil, so I can either talk you OUT of being evil or shoot you with my phaser!"

"G-good taste!" He clears his throat; he wasn't actually expecting anyone to respond, but he's certainly not complaining either. "I like to think I can appreciate ALL parts of the feminine form, but I do respect those who narrow in on a specific target."

"Boobs! Butts! Thighs! Pussies! And the women who have them!"

A little friendly encouragement OCs from @randomtanstudio.bsky.social

// 'While I respect your desire for lesbian moth tentacle sex, you two, PLEASE actually mine/build/clean us a house so you actually have somewhere to sleep.' I will only provide context if asked.

"Believe it or not, I'm actually an introvert." "However, one of my biggest fantasies is to have sex on a stage in front of a massive crowd! Something about voluntary exhibitionism really fires me up."

"Solid hobbies, as far as I'm concerned!" Two thumbs up! "Thanks for saving the world, on behalf of everyone you've saved."

"Salutations! I'd like to get to know people better. Tell me about your hobbies, interests, and preferences!"

"I don't have much horny to say at the moment, so generic greetings and salutations!"

"Greetings and salutations! Anyone want... COOOOOKIES?"

//I'm a straight-edge cis guy. But I have this fantasy of watching (or BEING) a cute girl, who's nervous and shy but starts smoking cigarettes and loves it. Maybe gets started thanks to an older devil-may-care girl. (Health complications are handwaved away.)

//Adult woman muses only.

"Dunno if I'm very good at 'turning anyone on', and for some reason I'm not photogenic without my coat." //I.E., Lep's artist didn't want to do NSFW. "So I'll just, uh, offer [READER] some DELICIOUS PASTA! Straight out of the pot! With butter and Parmesan cheese!"

"I shall now express my enthusiasm for certain topics." "Pizza! Interstellar exploration and diplomacy! Research and technological advancement for the betterment of all! Women! Cuddling! Women who smoke and/or have guns! Cowgirl position! Confidence! Losing my carefully-maintained control!"

"Salutations. I'm looking for..." His eyes roam over the shelves and the proprietor alike. These artifacts are all unfamiliar, so he'll have to ask. "...Better ways to detect magic. Magic comes in so many forms, and I can't sense it naturally. Perhaps an eyepiece or other device?"

Make sure to balance out your righteous anger towards modern society in healthy, productive, and fulfilling ways. Tell your friend you love them. Write up positive reviews of things you enjoy. Go for walks and get some sun, or cuddle up with a pet . Don't be angry all the time, you'll burn out.

"Greetings and salutations to the Infinite Hornyverse of #NSFWRP! Hope you're all enjoying yourselves more-or-less responsibly."

//I'm even MORE nervous to approach folks on this account than I am on my SFW main ( @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social ). Being on the spectrum, approaching strangers is hard enough for me, even though most Bsky folks are pretty welcoming (or at least not aggressive). Especially so when I'm interested +

"[READER], what gives you feelings of OVERWHELMING POWER?" "For me, it's (among other things) getting my video-game mega-mod to work. MASTERING UNRULY TECHNOLOGY TO MY WILL."

He's walking through a bustling street with his head in his phone, rehearsing his cover story of passing off his extradimensional technology as just his 'Quirk'. Then he catches sight of @thornedbeauty.bsky.social - - confident stride - - immaculate hair - - 95.7% match against local +

"D-do you see THAT THING?!" Points behind [READER].

"Beds are really freaking awesome!" "They're comfy, they don't judge, and they're your reward at the end of a long day!"