Fucking hell, big things happening with advertising over on Twitter…

They’re 100% going to make the “throwing their heart to the crowd” excuse their new “ok gesture” btw

Elon Musk is just saluting the quiet part out loud now then, huh?

All these shots of Arteta and Arsenal fans looking sad after going from thinking Liverpool were dropping points to dropping points themselves in the space of about 2 hours. Inject it 🥳

Darwin Nunez came on and said

Joe convincing everyone to vote out two Faithfuls for bizarre reasons but getting no heat as a potential Traitor is ? #TheTraitors

Charlotte continuing the lie and refusing to admit she’s not actually Welsh even to a fellow Traitor is low key iconic tbh #TheTraitors

Arne Slot right now

I should care more about Man Utd winning but Arteta ending the season with nothing again is simply the funniest possible outcome, sorry

What a weird season btw

WWE announcing the Rumble in Saudi Arabia and a partnership with Hogan’s beer company on the same day as the Netflix launch to bury the bad headlines is grim even by their usual standards tbh

Gary Neville’s on his selective amnesia punditry again, I see

When you hand your notice in at work and start doing the bare minimum

This would be my Joker origin story

Going on Twitter and having to dig through all the Musk instigated racism to get to the fun #TheTraitors memes

Well, well, well if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions

Mo Salah though

Made the mistake of scrolling through the #SquidGame2 hashtag on the hellsite and it just confirms to me that the saddest 2024 death has 100% been media literacy.

“A creamy Liverpool display” - Peter Drury

Pep’s head is on Mars 😂

Shout out to all my FPL homies who also benched Gvardiol for Ait-Nouri this week 🥲🫠

Referee Tony Harrington currently hastily checking he hasn’t said anything dodgy on video at an afters

AI could never recreate Henry Winter

A generational meltdown and you really do love to see it

It’s always two pro-WWE podcasters telling each other “exactlyyyy”

Pep Guardiola in the post match interview after this

I truly hope Manchester City have to give Liverpool a guard of honour again this season, it’s the least Bernardo Silva deserves

Virgil Van Dijk stood next to Kyle Walker on every Liverpool corner

Akanji could probably hit Salah with a steel chair at this point and the ref still wouldn’t give a free kick

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No 5 stars for the Costco Guys? Time for Dave to shut down the ratings 😔

It’s Arne Slot’s penitentiary, we’re all just living in it

*watching Kelleher save an Mbappe penalty* My brain: Don’t say it. Don’t say it. Don’t say it. Don’t say it. Don’t say it. Don’t say it. Don’t say it. Don’t say it. Don’t say it. Don’t say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Me: “It’s our year”

Concerned Real Madrid might be in for Conor Bradley too after this performance

Salah picking Mbappe’s pocket there 🤌

Pep went winless for six games and turned into Abdullah the Butcher

Man City moving into their banter era is quite fun, I have to say

A Liverpool comeback AND a Rizzler appearance at AEW Full Gear? What a day 🥲

Tonight, I'm seeing Liverpool at the top of the league and just holding space and feeling power in that

Narrator: Everyone smelt a rat a lot earlier

FPL back and every single one of my players blanking so far is it?

Bursting into tears at the Subway counter to own the libs

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I see it’s “keep politics out of sport” until Donald Trump, Elon Musk and co- are getting a full walkout at a UFC event like it’s one of his rallies

A simply ludicrous movie - Snowman comes to life via scarf because reasons - Woman allows strange man into her home, no questions asked - Craig Robinson & Joe Lo Truglio show up as cops in B99 reunion - Zero character development - So many logic plot holes Best film I’ve ever seen. 11/10, no notes

That canceled TV show you’ll never stop thinking about…

Promoters should take note, people yearn to see the Paul brothers fight a surprise tag team (lion and bear)

Elon Musk watching the growth of Bluesky this week

My God, it’s beautiful. It’s perfect 🤌