Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw: The Wailin’ Jennies P!nk Arcade Fire Natalie Maines Agnes Obel honestly, that sums me up pretty well

Me -looking at my chest and belly in the mirror: I wish I grew more body hair. My shoulders and back-growing a goddamn sweater: You rang? Me: No, not like that!

See a bulge, share a bulge.

Tim Burton’s Mommie Dearest

Hi, I’m Metastatic Melanoma

dang it! I just remembered my insurance co-pay and out-of-pocket reset today (roughly $15k). I had finally met all my deductibles and was getting affordable healthcare for like… a month! Back to paying out the ass for life-saving medications. I can’t wait to leave this country.

Dang it @merriam-webster.com. Why do you have to start the year setting me up with this high-ass bar?

Imma need an otter, a pup, and a cub to come warm me up. Happy frosty new year! Also yay for finding my cute reading glasses under the couch.

This seems like a fun (but also possibly dangerous) idea but what the hell. Tell me what you want me to try/post this year, everything’s on the table; kink ideas, wild stuff, maybe even a tattoo. I’m keeping a full list: YES/MAYBE/NO. Consent only, no hurting others.

Well. we made it here in the eastern time zone. *confetti*

Photos from yesterday morning. Briefs by Coyote Jocks. coyotejocks.com/collections/... #bear #beard #hairy #dadbod #unhung #daddy #hairymen #hairychest #hairybelly #hairydad #underwear #briefs #undies #bulge #uotd #mensunderwear #gayunderwear #gaynsfw #gaybulge #nsfw

watching videos with the fam while eating a little dinner on the couch. Thought i would share.

“Cartoon hear me out?” Just… just sayin’

Power went out several hours ago due to continuous high winds, snow, and ice. Wind chill is -17c (-1 f), and the house is draughty. I’m a bear-sicle but I refuse to wear more than my underroos. I need two pups to come and warm me. Without light shining the snow is gorgeous at least.

Biceps thread I need to get back in the gym. I miss it.

Post you from a different era Me and @misterq.bsky.social in 2012, Austin Texas Color Run (walk for us). Still almost 400 pounds (182 kgs) but working on it.

Oooops… Santa needs some assistance, wanna help him out? #nsfw #art #procreate #fuckai #realartrealartist #digitalart #naughtysanta #bear #gay #gayart #homoerotic #artnarcissicism

Cut or uncut? Quote this pic with yours 🍆 Uncut

Why are you gay? Because Sir Patrick Fucking Stewart exists.

Also Ave Maria? Absolutely NOT a christmas song. Or my favourite things from the sound of music. Y’all, don’t make me roll up a newspaper and give you such a wallop!

I know this type of post isn't full of Christmas cheer (and, to be clear, I personally am doing good) but I know it's a tough time for many. Reach out to friends, to family, to me, or someone like the Samaritans if you need to this Christmas. Love y'all

So, I really like putting up lights and stuff for holidays. They make me so happy. At Halloween someone stole several of our decorations and wrecked some others. It’s happened again, tried stealing a large snowman and cut several power cords to lights. It no longer makes me happy because it feels

The #1 Movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. Well, shit. Unless it means that, like, I’m finally gonna be a dad or something then that’s fine.

Just did my bluesky wrapped www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap... @4not4.bsky.social -it’s because I fucking love you to no end. The rest of my top 50? Y’all are such great sources of joy. Thank you so so so much. All I can say is “it’s just love” which sums my viewpoint up pretty damn well. ❤️

If you’re a zionist, I don’t want you to follow me, to even think about me. I’ve lost so much family to zionists. There are several of you who I adore that follow this person. I see you and genuinely expect better in this world. Block me if you’re fine with zionism. I don’t want you here.

the ability to see colour.

It’s #tummytuesday. Hope yours is going swimmingly. Undies by @mollyandtommy.bsky.social ❤️❤️ #bear #beard #hairy #dadbod #unhung #daddy #hairymen #hairychest #hairybelly #hairydad #underwear #briefs #undies #bulge #uotd #mensunderwear #gayunderwear #gaynsfw #gaybulge #nsfw

I need a cub, an otter, a pup, or any combination of those three to come take a nap with me. minimum one hour of sleep. I am a naked sleeper, i will be holding you tightly against my chest to soon you (I’m always big spoon) and may possibly drool so be warned. SE Michigan (northville area)………..😉

The most liked photos from this year! Thanks y’all, always making this old man feel sexy as fuck. #bear #beard #hairy #dadbod #unhung #daddy #teampierced #teampa #princealbert #piercedcock #nude #hairymen #hairychest #hairybelly #hairydad #underwear #briefs #undies #bulge #gaynsfw #gaybulge #nsfw

It was all good it’s just so silly to me that adult businesses genuinely lose access to so much available support just because they’re adult. Shop queer! www.vegawork.shop

From yesterday’s tummy tuesday… here are the rest of the photos. #bear #beard #hairy #dadbod #unhung #daddy #teampierced #teampa #princealbert #piercedcock #hairymen #hairychest #hairybelly #hairydad #underwear #briefs #undies #bulge

Barbie Rat Race Fantastic Beasts Death Becomes Her In Bruges Jurassic World just to name a few off my extensive list.

happy #tummytuesday yall! #bear #beard #hairy #dadbod #unhung #daddy #teampierced #teampa #princealbert #piercedcock #hairymen #hairychest #hairybelly #hairydad #underwear #briefs #undies #bulge

You just died. The sixth photo in your phone gallery is what killed you. I knew jackin it would be the death of me. Meh, worth it.

Share your mood for the weekend! ❤️

Four Christmas movies to get to know me by I was just going to post the Muppet Christmas Carol four times because it is literally the only christmas movie I enjoy… but here ya go

I dropped Spotify largely because of the CEO and his pandering to the bitchy cheeto’s administration. I’m back to Apple Music but not long enough to have a replay for the year. Instead, here’s my heavy rotation list. Music is a massive part of my life and I need more diverse pieces. Suggestions?

Maybe make 2026 the year y'all cancel Spotify?

well… whomever ordered undies from my wishlist, thank you! It doesn’t have a note or gift tag or anything.

Oh go on then: EVERY MAN ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW… AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!

Turkey. No hesitation. Out! Out of my house, out of my life. Away. No turkey. After bariatric surgery, once I was allowed to eat any meat it was only ground turkey mixed with water to make a kind of fine paste. I fucking hate turkey to this day with the blinding hot rage of 10000 white hot suns!

I don’t do plugs or ass toys. I’m a side for a reason. otherwise… happily experienced.

Yup! These modal cotton briefs by @mollyandtommy.bsky.social are pretty damn awesome. great coverage, good pouch, soft fabric, and comfy as hell.

it’s monochrome monday! every day is monochrome for me but why not have some fun with it? some @mollyandtommy.bsky.social modal briefs make the day way more comfy! #bear #beard #hairy #dadbod #unhung #daddy #hairymen #hairychest #hairybelly #hairydad #underwear #briefs #undies #bulge

y’all should give this insanely sexy pup a follow! @dirtpaw2017.bsky.social

Hey!! We live near Ann Arbor in SE Michigan. We are having lunchtime Thanksgiving at home because the hub’s job has Euro hours (no days off) and we want to extend an invitation to anyone who has no where else to go. We would love to feed you! Message me and we can figure it out!

Where’re my sinners at? @sinnerwear.bsky.social #bear #beard #hairy #dadbod #unhung #daddy #teampierced #teampa #princealbert #piercedcock #hairymen #hairychest #hairybelly #hairydad #underwear #briefs #undies #bulge