Stick all of the people on the Epstein list in a Jeff bezos’ penis shaped rocket and blast them off into space

Turns out he’s also a pedophile, who knew

Finally a bourbon that makes you angry drunk and not happy drunk.

He looks like a rotisserie chicken

Lead vocalist in a early 2000s hardcore band right before the breach down hits:

Is Bandido joining Gwar?

Jake something?!?!

Every company should shut down the week of Xmas and NY. I’m sitting in an office, pretending to work for the next two weeks for what reason exactly?

looking for a last minute gift at williams sonoma

Someone needs to put a large box over top of it so it can’t move.

Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen: The Mars Volta Black Dahlia Murder Between the Buried and Me Foxy Shazam Langhorne Slim

KIRYU-CHAN! 🔪✨ #yakuza

elon installs a new feature that publicly displays the country where your app was installed and operates from people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL elon pauses location feature

Me when I got home from a 5+ hour wrestling ppv

Was wearing my Hangman shirt around the city today

I was in the arena and no one recognized Pac at first because he was wearing a shirt

I mean... minnesotareformer.com/briefs/haged...

But I thought life was precious

Make a band singular: The Stroke

They cry about the death of a single hate monger but celebrate the death of countless Palestinians.

Wardlow in AEW

Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.

Blue Jays edition

New Death from Above 1979 kicks ass!

how the end of summer always feels

I’m re watching my way through Deadwood and all I think think to myself is “none of these people have had ice cream before”

Guy with a picture of him and his wife as his pfp is the new sunglasses truck selfie

Wanted to watch a movie last night so I tried watching “life aquatic” and got bored so I ended up watching “American ninja” staring Michael Dudikoff

TNA aka “oh shit that guy is still alive?!?!”

QT this post with someone you wish was still alive

It’s about to get real

I’m such a fucking mark #wrestlesky

The fight choreograph is so fucking bad but it rules.

I’m watching bloodsport and somehow this movie kicks more ass than I remember.

This is not a drill.

I really don’t understand why anyone would want to watch that

This is news to every multigenerational chicken farmer

I believe in animalistic fatherhood personally

Anyone who does “what?” chants in 2025 should be sterilized.

Me referring to the person I just met who’s name I’ve already forgotten

I mean society is dogshit right now so he isn’t wrong

Temu MAGA Hangman. He’s like if everything about hangman sucked, bizarro hangman.

Advice on the left: “don’t be a dick head and be nice to people, women are people so you should be nice to them.” Idiots: “me want pussy”

“I want to see meat on the table!”