i got monster hunter wilds to distract me im ok

every single romantic relationship ive ever had ive been hurt hahahahahahahahahahahaha

my entire music taste

"Little fact for you, "Anora" uses the F word 479 times. That's three more than the record set by Karla Sofia Gascon's publicist" - Conan at the #Oscars2025

IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOURE BLACK OR WHITE HELL U CAN EVEN BE CHINESE

sorry ownership i love u george

vonoff1700 so ugly dawg

who out here just gettin they dick suck by luh phoebe 💔

Hi, everybody! Jon here. Unfortunately, since ChatGPT is down at the moment, I'm unable to generate my usual Bluesky posts. As soon as it's up and running again, I'll be able to resume the sorts of posting you've come to expect from me over the years. Thanks all.

GO IRISHHHHHHH

im the first person to ever use these hashtags and im not sure if i should be proud or annoyed

trump got dat milimeter miracle

im so sorry

japanese people that pitch please stay away from los angeles

We gave the opps CEMENT SHOES and watched them SCUBA DIVE

theyre not gonna make a reveal

fire emblem

nobody using threads im crying

KING VON THIS IS FOR YOU

rerolled and somehow its WORSE

imagine finding a rare and its dis shit

its latinos and not us

honestly twitter bout to be the worst social media site ever its crazy

twitter gonna somehow manage to be an even worse site than it was before

how tf do you lose the popular vote to trump how does that even happen

backup qb playing in the super bowl

kamala mickey mouse playoff run im not moved

FRAUDMALA

KAMALADOLF

WE GOT FUCKIN BELT TO ASS BC OF YALL

LATINO NIGGAS

bears coaching staff and ownership

this shit cannot happen im sorry

honestly monster hunter wilds might be a generational game

i should clarify my name is mia

polyphony digital used to make the cash grabbiest cash grabs to ever grab cash but they was so good at making them that nobody gave a fuck

dawg that nigga is HIM

rey dau got my number

i lowkey be coming out on bluesky

hi guys im mia

i think ted from how i met your mother should’ve changed his middle name

stop sending me these bum ass TRADES tf is this 😭

I don’t think I ever posted this kafka doodle here

is thst the real kira

airing out the next nigga to put farcille on my timeline

zach lavine, nikola vucevic and demar derozan nba 2k ratings in like january 2022