NYC fireworks from north end of Central Park

It’s her rightful place!

22% think that Epstein is Weinstein and are confused.

See? The liberals didn’t “take away Christmas”!

cc @nytpitchbot.bsky.social Whether you are fire or ash, both sides need to be less incendiary.

Will her career end in a tempest, or in a retirement pastorale?

YES!! What it really indicates is that climate change isn’t important *to the pundits*

I think what we’re seeing is: 1) MattY is tender about being wrong, in a very Nate Silver way 2) MattY is conservative and argues his points in bad faith 3) MattY will soon be inventing his words like Heather Cox Richardsonism

Frookies (iykyk)

Certainly beats “Strong Floor, No Ceiling” 😂

I love this song so much

It’s a good thing we have checks and balances like mainstream media oops I mean Marjorie Taylor Greene

Elderly seat-mate earlier on flight: “ I’m on this trip to spread my friends ashes… They are in my backpack up above” Upon landing: “sir, could you grab my backpack” 🫤

I think this single post is going to radicalize me into wishing that the US were a constitutional monarchy.

It’s us

What’s especially a funny about this “Things That Didn’t Happen For $500 Alex” is that good old fashioned alcohol poisoning/puking can be life-threateningly bad.

I’m sure the 2028 primary won’t be a hot mess or anything

I’m kind of new to the Democrats, but I thought we were FOR respecting the legal process, and also that we were AGAINST political corruption. And that it was especially important to hold to these principles at this time. But I guess there’s some insider memo I didn’t get that would set me straight?

Brett loves this and prob jacks off to it.

NYT, literally: “Trump fell asleep in a meeting. But please note that Joe Biden rarely took questions from the media, and Trump has a much more demanding schedule, which he fulfills vigorously, no wonder he got so tired!!!” @nytpitchbot.bsky.social

God I just love that store

Every day that I resist opening New York Times dot com, I consider both a moral victory and a personal one. I’m a NYC resident, so it’s kind of my local paper… otherwise I would get rid of it.

Häs The New Yôrker Lóst its miñd?

Undoubtedly NYT will go with “Death toll climbs to 80 in ______”

Seeing posts about Lizza and Nuzzi makes my body Dizzi and my brain Fuzzi

I love this song!

I wonder why Schumer’s office never replies to my emails asking if he has switched parties? 🤔

I don’t know who you are yet, but this is the energy I need. Following!

If you get a chance, give Bill our condolences on Cuomo’s loss, and reassure him everything’s gonna be ok!

Are we SURE Meister isn’t pro-Mamdani??

LGBT can be racists too!! (see WeHo, California)

Doing @theonion.com’s work for them!

This is an easy to read succinct statement of Stancilism renewal.org.uk/blog/all-tha...

This “thousands” thing is such obvious trolling. I could see “thousands” myself with my own eyeballs, and I didn’t time travel around the country this morning.

I legitimately got chills watching this. She’s a crusader. I would knock doors if she were the Democratic nominee for president, running on a campaign of de-Nazifying our government.

I loathe Gavin but it would give me giddy pleasure to see JD Vance get demolished, re-demolished, briefly resurrected, and then completely obliterated by Gavin in a general election.

“I would never have said shit like this, therefore none of the other young republicans would have!”

The marmot entered the chat:

You guys basically have martial law in almost everything but name.

Lock her up

Seems like a good day to donate to Indivisible!

cc @conorlambpa.bsky.social

Can popes be POTUS?

Really glad none of the people calling American cities “war zones” were with us in Afghanistan. Would’ve become tiresome constantly hosing them down after they soiled themselves.

Shiro wett omfg

Saw Zohran and Tish out and about today.

“Yeah I guess she’s a genocider, but I’ve really got to hand it to her!”

Until I was in perhaps fourth grade, I was convinced this made them bigger.

B-b-but she ripped up the state of the union, clapped, and wore cool sunglasses!