I played piano for Madonna’s b-day at her house

Well, at least we don’t have to look at that Mar-a-Lago face anymore

It’s classic Mediocre White Man Privilege, this time with some tattoos

Great resumé — you must be running for Congress!

cc: @mizzwelch.bsky.social

Jesus, even Pelosi knew the practical benefits of the theatrics of ripping up the speech.

Twitter is owned by a fascist who deliberately manipulates the algorithms to promote far right messages. Here’s why Bluesky has an intellectual diversity problem.

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social Was this your idea?!?

I have to go wash my eyes with Ajax:

So, so much of the response to Good called her "a mom," even erasing her wife to make her seem more like a "normal" Wife and Mother. Pretti also has a family, but I haven't heard anything about them -- just about him and his values. He valued calling out sexism, so it's worth pointing out.

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social Again— are you sure you’re not working there now??

Arizona’s @gallego.senate.gov : "I think ICE needs to be totally torn down… People want immigration enforcement that goes after criminals, not the goon squad that has come from Stephen Miller and Trump."

Did some “Marie Condo-ing (sic)”…. I haven’t even gotten to the inside of those drawers yet…

Sometimes by “Democrats”, NYT Opinion writers just mean “my mom from the Upper West Side who wore a pink p*ssy hat in 2017 and made me feel ashamed”

I have the honor of having given @whstancil.bsky.social his invite code!

George Conway’s entire platform is Orange Man Bad. This would be an embarrassment in one of the bluest congressional districts in the country. Hopefully other candidates will not split the vote in Lincoln Grifter’s favor.

NYC fireworks from north end of Central Park

It’s her rightful place!

22% think that Epstein is Weinstein and are confused.

See? The liberals didn’t “take away Christmas”!

cc @nytpitchbot.bsky.social Whether you are fire or ash, both sides need to be less incendiary.

Will her career end in a tempest, or in a retirement pastorale?

YES!! What it really indicates is that climate change isn’t important *to the pundits*

I think what we’re seeing is: 1) MattY is tender about being wrong, in a very Nate Silver way 2) MattY is conservative and argues his points in bad faith 3) MattY will soon be inventing his words like Heather Cox Richardsonism

Frookies (iykyk)

Certainly beats “Strong Floor, No Ceiling” 😂

I love this song so much

It’s a good thing we have checks and balances like mainstream media oops I mean Marjorie Taylor Greene

Elderly seat-mate earlier on flight: “ I’m on this trip to spread my friends ashes… They are in my backpack up above” Upon landing: “sir, could you grab my backpack” 🫤

I think this single post is going to radicalize me into wishing that the US were a constitutional monarchy.

It’s us

What’s especially a funny about this “Things That Didn’t Happen For $500 Alex” is that good old fashioned alcohol poisoning/puking can be life-threateningly bad.

I’m sure the 2028 primary won’t be a hot mess or anything

I’m kind of new to the Democrats, but I thought we were FOR respecting the legal process, and also that we were AGAINST political corruption. And that it was especially important to hold to these principles at this time. But I guess there’s some insider memo I didn’t get that would set me straight?

Brett loves this and prob jacks off to it.

NYT, literally: “Trump fell asleep in a meeting. But please note that Joe Biden rarely took questions from the media, and Trump has a much more demanding schedule, which he fulfills vigorously, no wonder he got so tired!!!” @nytpitchbot.bsky.social

God I just love that store

Every day that I resist opening New York Times dot com, I consider both a moral victory and a personal one. I’m a NYC resident, so it’s kind of my local paper… otherwise I would get rid of it.

Häs The New Yôrker Lóst its miñd?

Undoubtedly NYT will go with “Death toll climbs to 80 in ______”

Seeing posts about Lizza and Nuzzi makes my body Dizzi and my brain Fuzzi

I love this song!

I wonder why Schumer’s office never replies to my emails asking if he has switched parties? 🤔

I don’t know who you are yet, but this is the energy I need. Following!

If you get a chance, give Bill our condolences on Cuomo’s loss, and reassure him everything’s gonna be ok!

Are we SURE Meister isn’t pro-Mamdani??

LGBT can be racists too!! (see WeHo, California)

Doing @theonion.com’s work for them!