A surprising side effect of surgery is a surge of emotional weight, things matter more from my own feelings to silly TV melodrama I’ve run system checks and am not on my period nor is this auti overload and it doesn’t feel like I’ve gone mad from the implants (it happens actually )

Cover reveal day! I'm thrilled to announce my new novel coming from @sagapressbooks.bsky.social, SHE ISN'T HERSELF TONIGHT Alien abductions, a break-up from hell, and what we become when our worst enemies are ourselves. Light your skies, October 27th 🛸 www.simonandschuster.com/books/She-Is...

And Newsom continues to be a bigoted fool who will grind his ambitions to dust through hating us

My tits have been medically examined and cleared for light work Scars are tiny and healing faster than the doctor imagined (normal for me) which means I won’t have battle scars to show - tant pis!

I can tell my healing is going well because the rest of my body is slowly slinking out of her healing coma and reacting to dirty thoughts A hum of warmth and a drip of liquid honey slow between my legs when I think of you, the sudden race of breath and tongue tied urge to beg

Is it wrong if I want to play the video game from Cosmic Princess Kaguya!?

It’s for science - tracing out the numbness which is gradually fading Sometimes it’s a feeling like a wash of warmth, other times the electric zing of nerves rewiring, but the lack of feeling is simultaneously disconcerting and hot Stupid brain

I made a serious miscalculation My new tits have made me visible to straight men, being tall and flat meant they couldn’t see me (probably like Jurassic Park dinos and movement)

I think The Bride might be very good indeed Especially if you read it as T4T

Gosh darnit putting my glasses in my breast pocket doesn’t work anymore

Hey, so uh, it's been discovered that one of my roommates has bedbugs, and has spread that shit to the communal laundry area. I can no longer do laundry here, and honestly with my health issues, I can't stay here much longer. Help me raise money for a new place?🥺 Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/blairaudhdmess

Other than the hair - which is way too bohemian - I could slide into family pictures from the 70s and not seem out of place Fitting in with the gossiping aunts with the children puppy-piled under the table learning stories and witchcraft over cold tea

Cover reveal: Lo, Nuns! @anemoneart.bsky.social has done an amazing job on the cover, introducing us to just five of the many interesting nuns (and the pussy) to be found within these pages. I am honestly blown away with how incredible the art is!

Whenever I am not watching D.E.B.S. I forget how good it is Luckily that is being fixed right now I do so love queernormative cinema

That nine games thing Missing a couple that weren’t on the site like Lords of Midnight and Attic Attack Ah well

A Rotten Girl by @jemma.bsky.social is a brilliant and brutal satire which is such a rare genre for trans lit It is utterly vicious and so very funny especially when you recognize online discussions you’ve been part of! It’s brilliant and embarrassing and quite daring to be honest

My boobs are strange and high, skin stretched taught, sensations mis-translated by my nervous system but I can feel how lines of muscle and fat connect I can’t wait to see my scars in a few days when the dressings come off

Oh! I just put on a cami because I need to layer against this damnable cold and started crying It looks so good, so right I think I made the correct choice bankrupting myself

In one of those usual for me reversals I was the one showing my tits to the Bikini Barista today (she wanted to see them, who am I to say no?)

I think the new tits add to my cult leader look, giving my amulet somewhere to dangle

Realizing that I have dripped noodle soup on my boobs because they stick out Right now they are so high and sticking out and I am not used to avoiding them

This Saturday! The TRANS NERD MEET UP is back. 12:30 until whenever at Zeitgeist in SF — anyone who is not cis and likes to geek out about ANYTHING is welcome. We don't gatekeep! Yes you are trans enough and nerdy enough. <3

Oh hells yes! This top fits a little different today Just like with bottom surgery I cannot believe how immediate the adjustment to ‘yes this feels right!’ is

I was reminded today what a miracle it is that I was able to create a queer trans goofball superhero with @deuxdel.bsky.social, who then found a home in the hearts of so many and this year will be in her second graphic novel and a Justice League book. So thanks, all of you, for making that happen.

The short story collection Tales of Elsinore by @aemiliavind.bsky.social is so very good y’all! It’s more stories of our darling Elsinore, a trans sorceress in a distant age of the world, which I am shelving right next to my Jirel of Joiry because they belong together

Warning: scars (?), blood Well day one of new tits, unwrapped and feeling so weirdly heavy The skin is stretched so tight to fit in my new enhancements and they are set higher than they will end up

I liked the Human Centipede, but I wish they'd gotten around to making the other films in the series, like the Human Asteroids and the Human Dig-Dug

It appears I survived and have tits More details forthcoming

I signed a contract last night for a swamp-witch forcefem story called Bog Flower, which will come out in a queer romance anthology some time this year!

huh, looking through board games and am fascinated that having a “safety” section is now a norm? what’s the history behind that

Yo what up Siân’s followers its ya girl Larabella, letting you know nhw is out of surgery

Me to all the medical staff today “This is Lara. She’s not my assistant; she’s some other word.” “I’m her carer.” “Yeah, my carer. She cares so I don’t have to.”

The picture I showed to my surgeon: like this please!

Awesome insect tarot deck. Met these cats at Bug Bad Con a couple of years back Proud to be the 10th backer 😎 on @BackerKit Crowdfunding for The Insect Tarot - Second Edition! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/l...

Took @glaiveguisarme.com to Twin Peaks’ RR Diner today: because what else do you do the day before surgery? Isn’t she cute!

My dancing look in some grimy alleyway I managed to dance without losing them

THE FIT WAS FITTING!!!!!

people need to stop saying we’re “beginning” to enter a fascist state or we’re “heading toward” genocide some states are at stage 8—persecution—of trans people, i.e. destruction, via removing trans people from public life www.genocidewatch.com/tenstages this requires declaring genocide emergency

One of the drugs my surgeon has prescribed is scopolamine which I just learned is colloquially called devil’s breath and is a nightshade derivative The level of coincidence is utterly appalling, so as a witch I must accept it and dedicate this operation to the Lady of the Great Plains

The moment you realize it doesn’t matter how you look because they will hate or love you regardless is when you can go out dressed like this :)

I was today years old when I realized the sorta exaggerated lip and chin movements folk make when singing is probably actually part of singing and not just making silly faces

Would anyone like to come over or invite me out tonight? A girl has needs

My friend @transqueerfem.bsky.social is a brilliant writer, translator, organizer and founder of Brazil's first transfeminism community. Her mom has cancer and she's having a tough time. Want to know more? She just made an amazing video to help you get to know her better: ko-fi.com/post/Hi-my-n...

My latest newsletter! Sony wants to relaunch its live-action movies starring Spider-Man's supporting cast. I explain how to do it without launching any more Kraven-sized disasters. Plus bonus mini-rants about feminist splatterpunk and corporate consolidation! buttondown.com/charliejane/...

Toddlercore in clashing designs, peasant skirt, and occult drip It’s injection day so everything suddenly explodes fractally and I can hear the angels scrabbling through the architecture

Ooooo the Godzilla TV show is back!

CR: Fierce Femmes and Notorious Liars by Kai Cheng Thom What if a memoir were a trans journey told in hallucinatory double-truths, wrapped in a pink and blue cactus, and inserted into your mind? (positive)

The elastic in my leggings has given out so I suppose it’s good that E gave me a fine bubble butt

I’m a quiet girl-ish witch who likes things ordered, neat, tidy and yet I am constantly pulled onto the crow-path across the sword-bridge by my wild heart

We're closing in on the first stretch goal! With less than three days on the clock, can we reach it?