if you get softolocked in my perpetually shifting endless maze you can press the little button on the back of your magic compass to summon an intern who will indignantly gnaw a way out for you

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my name is Go Fuck Myself and i work from home

MY BUG IS HERE

Tammy!! #aotk #anthologyofthekiller

my favorite part about early BC,NR is when Isaac Wood sings with that little quiver in his voice like he's afraid someone's gonna hit him with a tennis racket

ok yes but Clippy would've. like, it would've done that stuff it only didn't because it couldn't.

look Frank Zappa *was* pretty annoying and pretentious but he was right about like, all of that shit

arguably the unironically coolest version of "vanilla" minecraft ever released is an april fools bit from like five years ago

boisvert good.

They just made listening to music illegal. They just made playing videogames and listening to music at the same time illegal. They're locking me up

watch out, the world's most annoying 26 year old white guy just found out about pitbull discourse, and he's fucking pissed

there's a not-too-distant timeline where AVGN went on estrogen

welcome to an alternate universe where fish are men

art i did of a character a cousin invented. wino kitty, a cat who drinks alcohol. apparently from 2005.

a lot of people tell me they think i'm autistic

fuck the Discovery tab this is all i need right here.

something super funny to me that every single Digimon property, regardless of tone or target age group, will eventually kill Leomon in some strangely brutal fashion. they hate his ass so much.

bb my beloved i love you please never change

*immolates you with the destructive force of an orbital laser cannon, until naught but a single bunny remains where you once stood*

post-punk bands will release 1 good album and then forget how to music forever. why's that happen.

imagine an alternate universe where fish are men

jeff the chillerrr #art #creepypasta #jeffthekiller #webcore

hey guys look at this cool image

100% chance for any person citing "Snoot Game" as better than Volcano High to be the most infuriatingly annoying person you'll ever have the displeasure of interacting with

my holy mission is to kill Thom Yorke

Jet Set Radio Teto #重音テト #KasaneTeto

he was there to whole time.

imagine an alternate universe where fish are men

brands can and will exploit your nostalgia by rebranding with "retro" logos. it is your duty to kill every CEO that does this.

top 10 scary story #10: what if there was a creature #9 what if there were two creatures #8 a big man... with a knife!!! 7 imagine a ghoul... in tge sewers!!! #6: the housing crisis number 5 nkw imagine TWO GHOULS!!!! #4: so many more ghouls #3: the scary guy # 2 a house fire #1: The Ghoul Uprising

that shit look like if a dog was a sword

my guide to get the gamer girl

my guide to get the gamer girl

idk man im counting like 10 punches at best

if you make a video editing program you should have easily searchable indepth text guides for every function it has because i'm not watching a 7 minute long video where the presenter has the most annoying and/or most monotonous voice ever and explains everything except the thing i want until the end

welcome to undertale

Sam the Sandown Clown 🤡🎤

*does a kickflip*

i can't imagine being "uses it every day"-level of familiar with computers and *not* being a luddite, frankly.

throw me to the fractals i'll come back scary

Viruses in your computer!! kill them!!

key visuals for the film “They Already Hate Us”

happy birthday my chemical romance

just heard the big news that darksydephil jacked off to completion on stream