i am a Patriot. tv man tells me about narco-mania. my eye twitches, i shake my head. i go out in public. i seek my peers. i have a drink. something stirs in my ribcage. i feel my gun thru the pants-fabric of my premium sportswear. i grope myself. i threaten a Homeless. i should have another drink.

Chaos Mode Returns

now trending on r/POTS: A Bunch of Blood Pooled and My Tip Popped, AMA

mr. evrart is helping me get a ps5

#mario #ironman

GO FOLLOW @blindidiotgod24.bsky.social. HES BEEN DILIGENTLY TOILING AWAY AT HIWS HACK TITLED "STRANGERS SAMSARA" - FOR A PERIOD EQUIVALENT TO THE AMOUNT OF TIME IT WOULD TAKE TO EMPTY A BARREL OF SESAME SEEDS, IF YOU REMOVED ONE ONCE EVERY 3,333 YEARS.

im doing a vision build

how do i become a baseballs playerrs

didj you know? mcdonalds is short for Maximum Donald's.

never forget your backup candy

backup candy

ohjays

interact with your pokemon in our latest pussy pop. all they do is follow you around and gawk. press L to take a picture and show all your ugly friends. dont press Z to grab. dont press B to take a whiff. press A to sit and spin. fuck you.

im on a karate diet

anyone who plays 100% OJ please PLEASE identify yourselves

one of the last things i did before sustaining a traumatic brain injury was Write a ballad about eating shit

I will now end this world. Goodby

its old.

we ran outof war money so now we have all these extra bullets lying around

yadda yadda WITH @ferrisdwheeler.bsky.social CROPPED BETTER THIS TIME

accidentally thought this game was good for a few months

stop that.

a game with an extremely rich in-depth combat system and a special .txt file inside its own dedicated folder titled FIGHTING CODE that reads YOU ARE A TRUE WARRIOR! when you opej it

build your own desert city

just kill wveryone.

cave pariah

I am a kind crow, CⱯW CⱯW...

replaying bloodborne has curbed the urge... ffor now...

i have a dire need to walk around aimlessly and bump itno shit.

strawberries and blueberrys. they both share fruitness and roundess.

ice wariors 7

isaiah "kindpebble" cookie

rare hypnagogic phenomenon

a human starfish? what a terrifying concept...