Punk Zombie: *Exists* Magnet Shroom:

' cats make great pets ' that cat is not my pet no, that is my DAUGHTER. that is my CHILD. i am that cat's MOTHER.

I just realized I don't need to make a Halloween username for myself I'm already 'The Accursed'.

Constellations are confusing a d thats why i beat them up in D&D

Maybe I'm dumb but am I crazy for thinking this looks absolutely nothing like a lion. I do not understand constellations.

There are zombies on the lawn!

the very first animal that we would consider a 'chicken' would have hatched out of an egg laid by something that wasn't entirely a chicken yet. i think. so like.. the egg came first, right? the thoughts i have when i'm sleep deprived.

how do you make a rube goldberg successfully, and record it. like... every time you trigger and complete it, you have to reset it because now everything is out of place. and when you reset it, it could fail the next time. so even if it's successful once, it could easily fail the next time->

- Says I'm not interested in something - Several people like 'Oh but you're missing out' - Said people are complete strangers who don't know me at all Respectfully.. I said I am not interested.

the moths don't look up to the radiance because she's a god, they look up to her because she's a lamp. she's the moth that rose up and became the thing that every moth seeks to obtain....

I've seen those videos of how people are with their pet boa constrictors They're so precious..... They aren't danger noodles they're noodle puppies....

Brother this isn't even low hanging fruit anymore The fruit is ON the ground The fruit is literally DONE decomposing There is a sprout of a NEW TREE growing where the fruit once lay Brother it has shed its identity AS a fruit in exchange for something greater

oh, right. i have this account.

..... the shapeshifter's head looks like a peashooter. i will never be able to unsee this..

It's funny how we say "a bug hit my windshield" when we are the ones going 70mph. I'll bet the bug's family describes it differently.

(vent) sometimes i feel like if i disappeared literally nobody would care. like no big announcement or anything, i just stop posting forever. i bet nobody would even notice that.

Personally if I was a small insect and my advantage over much larger predators was to stay out of sight and out of mind, my first thought would be to take advantage of that as opposed to flying directly in front of people's faces and annoying the ever-loving shit out of them. But you do you, flies.

Next time an ad interrupts a music video, I am boycotting that entire company out of pure spite.

realistically the mantis guy in a bug's life would've been able to solo hopper, those things are built different.

I actually very much enjoy not having people yell slurs at me for being LGBT. I'm not sure what I gain out of that, hmm....

Why does every big 'Minecraft story' exclude the Ender Dragon First Story Mode (flashbacks don't count 😡), then Dungeons, then the movie- That's the final boss of the game and one of the most iconic monsters. Excluding her is dragon abuse and I will not stand for it.

Me seeing a game trailer ' Eh, it's alri- ' ' FIGHT AGAINST BOSSES! ' ' Sold! '

THIIIIS ISSS MUUUUUUUTIIIINNNYYYYYYY-

..... this is an original song, created for a roblox game. and it hits harder than some of the shit i hear in triple a's. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkAs...

the reaper leviathan is over rated and actually one of the least interesting leviathan-class creatures in subnautica to me. there, i said it.

Dude, Elon and Trump breaking up is so sad.. That was my OTP right there..

Happy June to all my fellow asexuals out there!! Once again: No matter where you fall under the umbrella No matter where you are on your journey No matter who you are, or identify as. YOU ARE VALID. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL. YOU ARE LOVED. YOU BELONG IN THIS COMMUNITY! You matter. And I'm so proud of you💜.

sometimes i really question if people like me ugh

My birthday is in June. I really was just destined to be gay, wasn't I?

just walked up to my cat and she turns her head looking at me with the most passive aggressive 'this bitch again' look i have ever seen on a cat.

I can't mentally handle another thing going wrong for me this week I am at a breaking point

.. actually, coming back to this, how come we don't have a transformer that turns into a diesel train yet. we have astrotrain turning into a locomotive but where's the modern day diesel train. do we have one yet that i don't know about.

Can we just talk about how Marlin's first instinct was to FIGHT the barracuda. No hesitation, and bro even got a few hits in. Respect.

Mobile controls are ass but it's that or continue not being able to play games at all. .... But mobile controls are ASS.

they should make a transformers combiner team where the leader changes into a diesel train and all the other members are different train cars and when they're in alt mode the other members just attach to the leader on the railroad.

- Wanna attempt a fix at a computer error before bed - Computer decides this is a good time for a nice long update

I remember being a kid and thinking that it was some sort of unspoken rule that I had to pretend to care about sports, so I rooted for the Cubs over the Sox just because 'Bears are cooler than socks'. Never bothered watching a single game because it never interested me in the slightest.

If evil why pretty

it still be like this i'm going through it, man....

Have I mentioned I really hate Prime Megatron.

'we noticed you're using an adblocker.' notice my favorite finger bud.

If I can't get my damn PC working again I might have to remove 'Gamer' from my bio, because it literally will not run *ANY* game. Ugh....

thought an error was finally fixed, just for it to come up after a long delay. i'm going to crash out. this is my villain arc.

One of my favorite things about FPE is that someone successfully rizzed the eldritch horror.

I am never beating the glass bones and paper skin allegations. Nothing happened, but the damage has already been done and I will never recover from this. A tragedy. u_u

I've noticed a trend in animals that I really enjoy. Black mambas: Can k!ll you in about 20 minutes. Blue ringed octopus: Quite possibly even less time. Why do I enjoy animals that can k!ll me in under an hour.

well. i guess i can't play games anymore.

Got fined for assaulting a cactus, chat..... It's all ogre.....

The fire alarm in this hotel is so stupid. It just sounds like a low electrical hum. People set it off a lot so like it'd be really annoying if it was louder and more noticeable, but like.. If this building was on FIRE, I would fuck'n die because the alarm does not sound like an alarm.