I made @turnintoabat.bsky.social some interview fuel! A BLT on sourdough, toasted in a pan with butter on one side of the bread, with pesto mayo, thick cut bacon, and salted tomatos

Laura Loomer?

If I were non-binary my pronouns would be thee/thy

He's the perfect politician. I don't want exciting politics. I want the boring kind that keeps the lights on, the grocery store stocked, and our civil rights intact. I wish our president was boring. If I know anything about a politician other than their policies that's a problem

All I hear is Bussy this, and Bussy that. Why is everyone so obsessed with Gary Bussy lately?

When cis people wander into a trans house party

Hey, look, I found a candy just for you guys

Trans history of the term Dolls 🏳️‍⚧️

Old enough to die at 18 (or, ironically, at 17 with a parent's permission) but not old enough to receive gender affirming care. Jack asses

Well @maegodhavemercy.com , looks like you won this one

I train like that...

Is it bad if you're taking a PFT for asthma and the line of the graph never gets above 5? Asking for a friend

I feel like the fact that the trump administration proposed a maximum 10 years of veteran disability benefits, and no retirement benefits while recieving disability got kind of swept under the rug

Is this what Vance used to kill the Pope?

Enjoying the nice weather and a hand rolled tobacco cigarette

You say you're in a T4T relationship? Okay, which one of these two are you?

Wait, is Goofy Appalachian? Is he the Flatwoods monster?

Mm, Shaqalicious

One of the best moments of my life was when I was arguing with a conservative co-worker and I was looking up actual statistics, and he was going, "I just don't feel like the numbers are really that low," and referencing a Ben Shapiro video with no actual facts and I leaned in really close and said

I am waiting for a response from my professor to an email I sent, which may or may not result in me failing the class. At this point all I want is a response, I don't care what the response is

From the minds of "werewolves are magical AIDS infected child predators" and "the only canonically gay character got his little sister killed during a fight with his evil twink boyfriend"

I'm writing a paper on substance use disorders within the trans community, with a large part devoted to risk factors. I've managed not to cry (much) so far, but I probably will when I'm done

I need it! I have to have sex on this pool table

I think one of the most compelling statistics supporting the legitimacy of trans identity is the fact that the 0.5% of the population statistic is consistent across all racial identities within a statistically acceptable margin of error. It's just something inherent to being human

I dunno about any of this, but I will say that alcohol is the only substance where the withdrawal can kill you. If you are a heavy drinker and trying to quit drinking you basically have to be weaned off. No other drug has that risk

My elderly dog has learned how to turn on the electric blanket we keep on the couch

When your dog gets big enough he's just this guy who lives in your house

Can we stop pretending there is a difference between a hate crime and terrorism?

It always boggles my mind that I, a journalist, am expressly forbidden from trading stocks, but members of Congress, with vastly greater knowledge of market-moving news, are allowed to profit by front-running markets, and so may profit by in essence stealing from the public they represent.

Wait...are pro-wrestlers just theater nerds who wandered into the weight room instead of the stage in high school?

Hey, what does this sound like? I don't know, but we'll find out in a few months

There was a period in the late nineties, early two thousands, when Disney got real Jewy. I think they did it to compete with Bluth cartoons but I really enjoyed them

These titties so big they're giving me asthma

While all you morons were putting cash into your 401ks, I spent my adulthood investing in magic beans. They all laughed at me, but look where we are now. In the post-apocalyptic Hellscape, the one who controls the beans is queen.

What my son said: there's a domestic breed of fox but it makes horrible noise What I heard: there's a domestic freedom box, but it makes horrible noise. I thought he was making some sort absurdist political commentary and was amazed by how advanced it was

When you think about it, all men have a perpetual creampie

I just watched a woman get into a slow speed pursuit with a cop and she got away. She just refused to pull over and they gave up. I've never seen something so amazing in my life

I have been saying this since the election. People say, we can't say they are bad people. I always think people are more than the worst thing they have done. But we need to say clearly, voting Republican now is about hatred. We are asking people into their better angels.

I am trying to make it so my son can play minecraft with me, which I think should be a pretty simple process since I am the family group administrator, but apparently microsoft disagrees

Elon Musk could do anything he wants. So why is he doing this? Everyone hates him! He could literally have bought a tropical island where he literally hunts people for sport, and as long as he just minded his own business he would be less hated than he is now

At the gym. I hate it and I love it

An infographic for protest safety, broken up to allow for alt text

Yeah, I pass, in the sense that I get accused of being trans because of my height, just like cis women

The Emperor's New Groove is the most Jewish Disney movie ever made and I will not elaborate

The Emperor's New Grove was both ahead of it's time and of it's time

I hate when I forget I am looking at someone else's profile, reply to them a BUNCH because their posts are all I'm seeing, and then I feel like a creep. It happens a lot

Y'know what, it's a great idea to being manufacturing back to America. Asking the terrible things Reagan did is shifting us to a service based economy. I don't know the best way to do that, but this sure as shit isn't it, but hey, for once I am rooting for Trump because the other outcomes are grim

This is where they give you subcutaneous Mountain Dew Code Red injections

Oh no, we painted our wall and now it smells like cum trees