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I informed my parents that I'd gotten my flu shot by saying "I'm topped up on the tism" which just goes to show
3 months ago
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maimonides nutz
3 months ago
How come when the children put a hat on Frosty and he comes to life it’s cute and kitschy, but when I write “emet” on this lump of clay and it comes to life suddenly I’m “bringing destruction on the whole village” and I have to “make it stop??”
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Wabi Sabi I honestly left this as most a sketch for so long lol
4 months ago
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Call me a crackhead because I just shattered my phone screen for the second time in a month B-)
4 months ago
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The next train will be departing in [ERROR] minutes.
4 months ago
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Charlie Saroff
6 months ago
There is something deeply amusing about some weirdo subtly implying they'll commit identity theft against me while advocating for scammers' favorite medium of exchange. Actually, I guess that's Tether more than Bitcoin. But what do I know? I don't do research :p
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Drawing some lines
6 months ago
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If I had a nickel for every time I've been attacked by coffee at work, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice
6 months ago
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Every good cult must come to an end
7 months ago
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Jon Bois
7 months ago
civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser
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The other day I was ringing someone up, the price was $10.98 and they gave me a 20. I said "$9 and an opinion is your change" and they didn't say anything back. I think I'm going to quit comedy.
8 months ago
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Entropy is basically the specific heat of time.
8 months ago
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Jon Bois
9 months ago
the world record for most hot dogs eaten is 3
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Here's a reminder that specific energy has units of area per square time, because math is made up and incredibly beautiful
9 months ago
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Charlie Saroff
9 months ago
I'd say it's funny that so few people came out to see Trump's stupid military parade, but it's really not. Comedy requires some amount of surpise.
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Yall ever think about how a snub tetrahedron ends up being just an icosahedron
9 months ago
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After I brew coffee I alway make sure to say "thank you for your service" to the grounds
10 months ago
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Crazy to think how it's frowned upon for people to do liquor shots while having a bad day at work, but I can get a gelato milkshake on my break and no one bats an eye. Anyway I think the gelato milkshake gave me a hangover
10 months ago
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I'm a sleeper agent and my activation word is frappucino which causes me to immediately ruin your day by curling up on the ground and sobbing loudly
10 months ago
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All these politicians talking about inflation, well guess what I can still buy something smarter than yall for a few bucks
10 months ago
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A bunch of four leaf clovers
loading . . .
10 months ago
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Count every day until "you counted every day" day. No really, that's how it works
11 months ago
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Saw some comedy at the Club Car in Baltimore. The art illuminating me is by Kristin Putchinski.
11 months ago
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I wish more cars still had that round, friendly styling like in the aughts. The pointy styling of today is so much less comfy. More bouba cars, less kiki cars.
11 months ago
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Charlie Saroff
about 1 year ago
Excersize your free speech rights by writing "domestic terrorists" on your local far-right organization's poster.
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A couple of pictures from a few mornings ago
about 1 year ago
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Cyclone
about 1 year ago
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