There’s nothing more beautiful than an old submissive. Someone who’s been serving for a long time. Someone dedicated and lined by years of joyful, polished submission. It’s special.

Happy Holidays! Join us for the festive season, last day of school style, as Hann and Mousey sit back and enjoy The Little Vampire (2000). Thank you all who have joined us for vampire based bullshit this year, we’re so excited to see you again in the New Year! 🎄 open.spotify.com/episode/60U6...

Hahaha she won on what was essentially a glorified HR complaint and lost on everything else. TERF loser.

New episode out today!! Hann and Mousey are exploring From Dusk Till Dawn (1996). How many movies is this movie? How many feet are too many? Why is Tarantino? Join us! open.spotify.com/episode/6eB4...

HE DID WHAT!?

We’re back! Join us for the latest episode and the first of our Hammer Horror series! This time we’re looking at The Horror of Dracula (1958) with 2 of the greats; Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing! 🧛‍♂️ open.spotify.com/episode/6yYc... #hammerhorror #vampire #horrorpodcast #dracula #podcast

No episode this week, suckers. Hann went to some kind of ‘Monster Mash’ last night and has been kidnapped by ghouls. When we get her back we’ll be beginning our Hammer Horror series, starting with Horror of Dracula (1958) and then we will be chatting about From Dusk Till Dawn (1996).

Brand new episode is now up! This time we’re looking at the powerhouse of cinema that is Fright Night (2011) 🧛‍♂️ Can this remake do the original justice? Find out over on Spotify! 🩸 spotify.link/Cm1MfAikCXb

We’re back, baby! Hann and Mousey return for a 5 episode milestone and herald the return of Wesley Snipes. That’s right it’s time for Blade 2 (2002). 🗡️ A true Guillermo Del Toro classic!! 🩸 open.spotify.com/episode/1uRC... #vampire #blade2 #podcast #horror #comedy

One of the richest men on the planet and he couldn’t afford more than that shake & bake wig? It’s giving tgirl’s first go.

Love yourself enough to meet yourself

Our newest episode sees Hann and Mousey on a trip to the seaside! Join us in Santa Carla, the murder capital of the world as we spit the shit about Lost Boys (1987). This one’s my favourite episode yet!! (Sexy Kiefer Sutherland is sexy!) Join us!! open.spotify.com/episode/1Xwt...

Unfortunately the blood magic we use to edit our episodes has run wild this week. No Sunday release but we should have it back within the arcane wards by tomorrow! 🩸 Our sincerest apologies! I hope you’ll join us then for Lost Boys (1987) 🧛 open.spotify.com/show/0Or6mn8...

The tgirl of Theseus... Is- is that anything?

Loved LARPing this weekend. This is my character Mouse Ddawnswraig, a magically infused, changeling fighter who commands bands of guerilla fighters. She also is a beautiful dancer and singer despite her gruff and generally grumpy, sardonic exterior! (Photo by Krios Photography)

Seeing as I haven’t posted about it yet. Lol. Cool, see ya.

Our second episode on Fright Night (1985) is available on Spotify! Sucks 2 B U releases new episodes every fortnight, come check us out! open.spotify.com/episode/12kF... #podcast #horrorpodcast #comedypodcast #vampire #werewolf #lgbtqia+

It’s that time again! A new episode of Sucks 2 B U! 🧛‍♂️ This time on 30 Days of Night (2007). Come listen!!

Made a round game board with an old hill fort for the newish skirmish game 1490 Doom. 🏰 Mostly balsa wood, coffee stirrers and individual xps foam bricks. ⚔️ #1490Doom #tabletopgame #ttrpg #warhammer #40k #wargaming #diorama

Do you love vampires? Do you think they suck? 🩸 Episode 2 of my vampire comedy podcast is out!! Check it out, rate it 5 stars and join the online sensation that is ‘Sucks 2 B U’!! 🧛

Finally! It’s here!

violence against trans women and girls is violence against women and girls

Let’s get all of these petitions over 100k as well!

A cis friend of ours felt powerless to help in the face of everything today. So he made our entire house (3 trans girls) soup and grilled cheese. Thats allyship. That’s praxis. Grilled praxis.

In the last few minutes of TDOV, I’ll say. I’m goddamn proud of my transness. But in nearly 15 years of transition, I’ve never been more afraid. Although I live my life relatively stealth. Nothing can erase my pride.

Do you think Bebop and Rocksteady will be taking part in the Leather Daddy march this pride?

Few are braver than a Glaswegian lass with a fringe. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Who’s off to her first singing lesson since she transitioned? This Doll, right here. (Wish me luck I’m pooping my pants)

One thing led to another… 🧝‍♀️

Alright fine. We back. This is what recovery looks like

Since I had surgery on my head, I developed a bit of a fear of cameras. So after getting my hair seen to today I decided to take a picture of my little self. So, hello!

I need someone to make some custom art for some custom deck-sleeves. Final Fantasy mtg needs some Ultros deck sleeves!!! 🐙

Hey! Further good news today! The next Utena video is now released and publicly available, WITHOUT youtube copyright bullshit, for free on Patreon (you don't have to sign up to the patreon to see it! If you have any problems watching it lmk and I will fix the link!) www.patreon.com/posts/utena-...

Just heard a 21 year old trans woman proclaim there was no UK trans scene before 2024. She called me one of the elders and treated me like a WW2 veteran. Fucking Captain Tom over here. All this while I’m escorting my fat dyke best mate around after her vaginoplasty. I wish to simply not be.

It’s wild to me whenever I see a cis woman harmed by transphobic bathroom drama. Because all the allies are so up in arms “HOW DARE THEY DO THIS. AND TO A WOMAN TOO!!” But are silent when this happens to a trans woman, the person the laws/policies/climate are designed to harm.

Vivian Wilson reveals on 2025-03-09 that she was sex-selected prenatally by Elon Musk: "My assigned sex at birth was a commodity that was bought and paid for. So when I was feminine as a child and then turned out to be transgender, I was going against the product that was sold." archive.ph/yyKda

It’s all “best person for the job” until it’s a mediocre man with no artistic skill or training discovering generative ai.

I’m so gross 🤮

Trans women are the toughest people I know. Holy shit.

Anyone managed to solve the “I always cry when someone around me cries” thing?? It’s so annoying. When I’m out here trying to be tough like iron for people I love and I’m blubbing away. Fucking oestrogen.

My Make-Up Journey has been: 1. Homer Simpson Make-up Shotgun set to "Whore" (poorly executed) 2. Attempting Several Variations of "A Natural Look" with varying degrees of success 3. Homer Simpson Make-up Shotgun set to "Whore" (well executed)

Boy are our faces gonna be red when we get to Mars and it’s covered in biker mice

i only run the "I Fucking Love Sarcasm " account to fund my passion project: the "I Fucking Love Fealty" account

Saying my name enthusiastically

Because this will include dance, I give it 3 days before some cis people in charge of dance institutions reach out to me to make themselves look good for some lovely DEI box ticking. They’re coming for the arts. One of the key methods used to educate people about the world. This won’t end here.

I am just a lowly, sexy eunuch.

Today’s craft project for an upcoming LARP… pew pew!

I'm a massive Golden Girls fan, so I can think of no better leadership for my Adeptus Sororitas. I've been working through this concept for YEARS and I'm excited to finally have it accomplished. Shout out to @bssterrain for the amazing head sculpts. #warhammercommunity #warhammer40k #goldengirls

Finish.