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K9 and Company has arrived safely many, many thanks to @robertdick.bsky.social. Support St Christopher's Hospice here: www.stchristophers.org.uk/donate

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Doctor Who's next companion should be an actual (in-show) nepo baby pop star, perhaps a descendent of the Hon. Aubrey Waites. #TOTP

I see that my largely ignored skeet on Tuesday has had the desired effect. Well done to everyone involved. Carry on.

I see that once again the PM has failed to mention the most pressing issue in the UK in his speech to conference The silence from this government regarding the 97 missing episodes of Doctor Who is deafening.

You got to choose which 'A' side you preferred. I went for Mis-Shapes, cos I liked the sleeve better. My friend Ed, who picked the 'Sorted' cos he liked to think he was ediger, thought Mis-shapes was 'anthem for disaffected youth'. It did feel like a rallying cry. What a time to be alive.

Bond will be a fresh-faced British actor

Me on the way to the rapture Thanks to @quiteamess.bsky.social

I was mocked by my peers in 1998 for saying that this All Saints' cover of 'Under the Bridge' was better than the Red Hot Chilli Peppers effort. I stand by it, though. I was right then and I'm right now. #TOTP

I was mocked by my peers in 1998 for saying that this All Saints' cover of 'Under the Bridge' was better than the Red Hot Chilli Peppers effort. I stand by it, though. I was right then and I'm right now. #TOTP

Archaeological finds on a recent walk in my local woods #1 This faded can of the popular fizzy drink Coca Cola. Judging by other findings around it, our experts date this example from the early to mid-1990s.

30 years ago today me and my sister went on a day trip to Leeds and headed straight to HMV, where I bought Roll With It, and she Country House. We loved both records and the hype. It felt very exciting that both bands were national news - it felt like us kids were taking over the world...

10yo is actually sitting and watching #totp with me. He doesn't like any of the songs, so it's like following it on Bluesky

Is that Hawley as Pulp's other guitarist? #totp

A power boosted, open-ended transmat beam.

Anderson for Ashes now Woakes is likely to be out?

Terry looks like he's at a Doctor Who title sequence photoshoot.

New BBC #MasterChef presenters announced

I like to get my Christmas tree early. You could say I had spruce foresight.

I've just been sold a child's ticket on the bus. I am 45 years old.

I bought Select magazine mainly for the articles #totp selectmagazinescans.monkeon.co.uk?cat=677

I hope Brian's Busy Doing Nothin' in the afterlife, if there is such a thing youtu.be/R8KXFHm6nS0?...

Me in my Bluesky bubble

Some of y'all cant handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

#DoctorWho people, I beg of you, stop calling Mel's hair a 'perm'. It is not. Mel, like the actor who plays her, has naturally curly hair. It is not in anyway 'permed', rather reverted to it's natural state. I will die on this hill, signed the Curly Hair Brigade.

Doctor Who

"I confronted a Company Director with three kids today in Croydon. I asked her to explain Liverpool. She said 'Nothing to do with me'. A mealy mouthed reply." #satire

Visiting 60s exhibition at York Castle Museum today and was genuniely outraged by the lack of Daleks - then this popped up on the TV exhibit

Don't forget #DoctorWho

this is how I hit on people

"Magic of the cup"

If it looks like poo, assume it is poo and act accordingly

Feels different this time. Adric?

7yo just asked if the Spice Girls were AI generated #TOTP

"Dime bar? Dime. Bar.? "That bloke's a nutter" "I likes armadillos" And many more

Do you know anyone from Lancaster? Tag them in. I do not know anyone from Lancaster which is proving problematic in terms of getting people from Lancaster to book to see my Comedy Arcade show in Lancaster on Sunday. Saying Lancaster 3 + times in case this is a summoning spell for Lancastrians.

Carrie Bradshaw from Sex and the City as #DoctorWho: a thread. Carrie Bradshaw as the First Doctor

Marla, Carla, and Darla, the supermodel accomplices of villain Nicky Holiday in The Great Muppet Caper.

IT'S BEHIND YOU! #DoctorWho

Today has been a good day. One to One: John & Yoko at the pictures, followed by pub for Fabs and Who chat then back home watching Doctor Who with the kids snuggled both sides of me on the sofa.

Moments after this photograph was taken, I (on the left), clumsily knocked over the toadstool AFTER father specifically told me to be careful.

Me telling the kids that Creme Eggs used to have green on their wrappers as well as red, blue and yellow...

The SHELVES of DOOM

The SHELVES of DOOM

Doctor Who nerds! I have a new bookcase for my Target novelisations! But in what order should I shelve them? In broadcast or publication order? What about reprints with different covers/logos?

without saying your age, who was your first animated crush?

TOMMORROW'S TIMES: Grateful nation gives thanks as Ostrich elevated to House of Lords. King extends hand of friendship to all Ostrich-kind Three Ostriches to replace Lions on Royal Arms, song