Chad Gable’s daughter staring at her now-bloody hand after high-fiving her very bloody father was amazing. And so were the El Grande Americanos. Good fun.

Congrats to my Knicks fan friends. And to Danhausen. Go get it.

How is it Memorial Day Weekend and we’re still subjected to the ubiquitous Haribo football player commercial. I realize NFL is year-round, but c’mon…

Stephen Colbert ended his show with more joy and happiness than Donald Trump has ever felt in his lifetime, and more than he will ever feel in the rest of his days. Thank you, Stephen. May this country follow your smiling lead to better days. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Farewell to the Colbert Late Show. A worthy successor to the legendary Letterman run. Feel lucky to have seen both shows at the Ed Sullivan Theater — in 1994 and 2016.

Role model

"GET OFF MY TRASH CAN"

Normalize being a try hard 🫵

"The moment you begin to censor the writer- and history bears this out in the ugliest of fashions -so begins a process of decay in the body politic that ultimately leads to disaster." ~Rod Serling Speech, Library of Congress (1968)

Haha instant armbar for Rousey. Good for them.

Last night was three hours of hope in Brooklyn. #springsteen

Going to church tonight in Brooklyn… #springsteen

Had to bring in A-listers like Kermit, Miss Piggy, Cookie Monster and Elmo to build interest in this fledgling little sporting event…

Hey, here’s new Brian Fallon to brighten my day! youtu.be/1uyTONAlPm8?...

The real message of Frogger is the dangers of commuting in a city that doesn't have reliable public transit.

Melon Feet

Unfortunately an accurate prediction. Yikes.

Bart: “This has been the worst game I’ve watched today.” Homer: “… the worst game you’ve watched so far…” Hooray doubleheaders… #LGM

Hey, baseball season is back on! #LGM

Last night was another great night in Jersey with Bruce Springsteen.

Phenomenal Mania main event by Reigns and Punk. #WrestleMania Night 2 was very good.

Main event entrances for Punk and Reigns. Feels like #WrestleMania now.

Danhausen now holds the record for most curses in #WrestleMania history. Long may he reign.

That was a super entertaining ladder match. #WrestleMania Night 2 > Night 1

In more good news, TKO has already sold the boots and gloves that Lesnar left in the ring… probably… #WrestleMania

Oba Femi vs. Brock Lesnar was perfection. #WrestleMania

Spoiler: That show did not get a great main event.

This show needs a great main event. So we turn to … checks notes… Pat McAfee…?

Organic and margin accretive moments

I did not expect to see the Mandalorian and Grogu at #WrestleMania. Continuing in Robocop’s fine footsteps…

I cackled at tonight’s Final #Jeopardy. My wife was not amused.

New Springsteen tour starts tonight in Minneapolis -- the land of Prince. www.cnn.com/2026/03/31/e...

Wow. #LGM

Damn. Clearly wasn’t a slacker.

Hooray for Opening Day! #LGM

Parents always ask if I have plans for the holidays I don’t celebrate, but never for the ones I do. Like today. #316Day

It’s awesome that Buddy Guy is on the #Oscars red carpet.

My annual “I’ve watched all the Best Picture nominees, so here’s my #Oscars rankings with tiers” post: Sinners Bugonia - One Battle After Another Sentimental Value Frankenstein - Hamnet Marty Supreme F1 - Secret Agent Train Dreams Top two tiers are all excellent this year.

Surprised they didn't also announce an equestrian exhibition from Jessica Springsteen... Or another Q&A with the cast of "Deliver Me From Nowhere"...

Danhausen should receive all of his #RAW demands.

Breaking: Danhausen has dancers in WWE. #WWEChamber

Michael Cole doesn’t understand SEO. #WWEChamber

An excellent accounting of the BAFTA incident, the understanding needed (or never given!) - and the Burden that Kills ijeomaoluo.substack.com/p/racism-abl...

That was a gorgeous goal. I’ve now watched 1:41 of the Olympics. I think I chose the best two minutes.

Surprise Springsteen usually means a run-in at a Jersey club. This year, it means a whole unexpected tour. I'm here for it.

Happy Valentine’s Day from the Mets… yet it has nothing to do with Bobby V! Or Ellis Valentine…

Yikes on Lindor.

What a crop of honorees!

Teams with longer World Series win droughts than the Yankees: Guardians, Pirates, Orioles, Tigers, Mets, Athletics, Reds, Twins, Blue Jays, Diamondbacks, Angels, Marlins, White Sox, Phillies. Teams that have never won: Mariners, Padres, Rays, Brewers, and Rockies. www.nytimes.com/athletic/702...

I’m happy for Sub Pop.