Roast beef is brown and covered in cheeses You'll stay dead when you die, Unlike that made-up cunt Jesus. Please enjoy arbys

Be nice to our senile coke heads.

Why AI are a bunch of pricks-

Hope you like your drinks room temperature because we are fucking DONE with ice. Please enjoy arbys

But what if my complaint is that his performance wasn't long enough?

I cared about those DJs in Tron: Legacy and hoped they got out of the club.

12 hours of plot twists revolving around "signs point to yes" or "ask again later."

Funny, humanity needs to untangle from Morrissey.

If you thought Breakup Taylor was fun, just wait for Divorce Taylor.

@tristansbones.bsky.social congrats to you and @cjward.bsky.social on #EventHorizon. Fingers crossed artist proofs show up on your store, because that last page in issue 1? 🤯

There's a dog surfing competition this weekend and I can't go because I have tickets to CatVideoFest 2025 the same day. Living in California is weird.

It's good to have you back!

I'm grateful I get to witness this pivotal "my dad can beat up your dad" moment in American history.

@tristansbones.bsky.social Has anyone asked you to commission a Predator vs. Ewok piece?

@tristansbones.bsky.social Dude, I just saw the #EventHorizon announcement on @variety.com, and congratulations! I'm beyond excited and can't wait to read the book. Way to go, you earned it!

I'm really mad at myself for not buying Taco Bell stock the day before yesterday. #420

"Oh, go fuck yourself." -Me, when Erasure is the first thing that plays on Depeche Mode Radio

How do you think the world will end?

Frank Miller, are you okay? bleedingcool.com/comics/frank...

My honest review of #TushyBidet for them to use on their website if they want; "Very refreshing! Feels like getting pegged by Mother Nature! All the stars!"

Let's all remember and celebrate David Lynch by smoking a cigarette.

The Social Network (2010)

I haven’t seen anyone else articulate this amidst our honeymoon of karmic comeuppance but: Assassinating horrible rich people is going to be what finally gets us gun control huh?

I am voting for whoever is anti pet-eating.

We are fucked.

So, I guess #Eilishing is when you jerk off in front of a mirror...? 🤷🏻