" yes, dear. the very same. unfortunately, some do find that attractive somehow. "

" i am talking about vox. "

𝘛𝘚𝘜𝘐 being a vox simp and musing his biggest hater is difficult yall. gotta insult my pookie 😭

" there's being insane and then there's finding that eyesore attractive. "

" being sane is just too boring.ᐟ and the red is practical.ᐟ "

" sorry, can't hear you from up here. "

" you all need to get your eyes and brains tested. "

𝘚𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘨𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦. 𝘈 𝘨𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴

" . . . . . " ( THEY'RE NOT WRONG, BUT HE CAN'T SAY THAT. OH THE DRAMA. )

what is going on in here on this day

" well i can assure you, vagatha— vaggie is not named after ... one of those.. " ( alastor.ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ defending vaggie.ᐣ.ᐣ oh my god— )

" . . . who is telling you such ... vulgar things.ᐣ " ( squinting. don't blind him. )

𝘛𝘚𝘜𝘐 cannibal hath been summoned

I'm gonna sound likena real bitch but this time idc. if I see any leaks or spoilers on the tl before the season comes out, idc if it's been officially posted as a sneak peak, i will be unfollowing you. i wanna experience the season without going "i already knew that"

" i don't like this rock . . . . . . Orion, it's pissing me off. "

( @widowofthewaves.bsky.social * 💞 )

( WIFE SPOTTED.ᐟ you can act all nonchalant all you want, Alastor, but everyone can see the speed at which you are approaching your wife. * 🏃🏽‍♂️ )

( Scheming with the wifey. 💞 @widowofthewaves.bsky.social )

𝘊𝘖𝘔𝘌 𝘖𝘕 𝘋𝘖𝘞𝘕 𝘛𝘖 𝘝𝘌𝘌 𝘛𝘖𝘞𝘌𝘙. 𝘞𝘏𝘌𝘙𝘌 𝘞𝘌 𝘏𝘈𝘝𝘌 𝘛𝘈𝘓𝘌𝘕𝘛 𝘍𝘓𝘖𝘞𝘌𝘙.ᐟ

( @suitandstatic.bsky.social * 🖕 )

( it's missing the wife hours, guys. )

oh yay.ᐟ i get to smack the television.ᐟ

CHEESE IS JUST A LOAF OF MILK

and how would a certain princess react to that.ᐣ hmmmmmm.ᐣ

𝘛𝘚𝘜𝘐 HELP. NOT THE PIGEON MISSILE

( venting. alastor, this isn't Among Us. )

[ 𝐓𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐀 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐌 ] 𝘈 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳! #EpithetErasedRP / #MVRP - Non-Lewd - Crack / Banter / Serious [ Art by iesupa ]

" according to my sources, one of the Vees collapsed earlier today during one of their events.ᐟ "

" dear listeners, you will not believe the juicy information i have to share with you all.ᐟ " ( deer with the tea. )

( when did we hire a dinosaur. )

𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘮𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦, 𝘐 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱. 𝘐 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘮𝘺 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘞𝘐𝘋𝘌 𝘖𝘗𝘌𝘕.

┆✦ʚ I always accomplish my mission. ɞ✦┆

𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚍.

( did in fact call himself a Skibidi Sigma. )

𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘐 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦, 𝘐'𝘮 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨. '𝘊𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘐 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘦. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶. ~ @widowofthewaves.bsky.social * 💞

𝘛𝘚𝘜𝘐 moth chasing a deer. the mental image is funny to me

" I DO NOT WANT TO, VAGATHA— " ( gracefully skittering off like the deer he is. )

( @widowofthewaves.bsky.social * 💞 )

ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴏʀ ᴇᴠɪʟ. ɪ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴀᴍ. ɪ ᴀᴍ ɪɴᴇᴠɪᴛᴀʙʟᴇ, bsky.app/profile/ang3...

( currently trying to cook one of the egg bois. )

" no I'm apparently a ' labubu. ' what the fuck is a labubu.ᐣ "

( looking up from his newspaper. somebody just called him a labubu. )

( @widowofthewaves.bsky.social * 💞 )