that was awkward

schoolin life just came in shuffle and turned everything around

out: having opinions in: joining the hive mind

I like to be bug like a slug

grandmas cat

watching phantom of the opera for the first time….Patrick Wilson?

where light skin Santa

gave crossy tn ☺️

conjunctivitis

Buying knee pads asap

I think the dog medicine gave me super powers

TW: violence Reposting for my sister Haley here bc she’s not on Bsky. Please if you have anything to spare send it my girls way

just realized I’ve only posted on insta 5 times this year….that explains a lot

TRIVIA NIGHT AT ANNOYANCE TN 8 PM $50 FOR WINNING TEAM!

how did yall know these wicked lyrics before the movie came out

straitjacket by slug 💕

why wasn’t rupaul playing madam horrible

John wicked

haven’t painted my mug in months…what if I flop

I have no one to show this to

Okay it’s time ! I want a gay takeover of slippery slope I want boys kissing while I perform !!!

when the train is delayed it should then go twice as fast to compensate

sometimes I’m about to post something crazy on here like it’s my diary then I decide to just text a friend instead

i guess that cunt’s getting eaten

almost forgot to turn my swag on

I wish old timey jobs were still viable I would be a fierce haberdasher

can’t wait to watch jeopardy when I get home

why my laptop need to update every other day bitch just do your job

wait I’m low key booked for december (well for me) I’m geeeeeked

If I send you this : Girl, Save it !

sometimes my train being delayed puts me on the verge of tears i just wanna go home

$12 can of herring 😍

just found out I’m chopped liver

crazy that halloween this year is on friday the 13th

decided to think positively

dachsbun is such a nasty and ugly Pokemon I wish it never existed

like how are they just gonna freeze snap….like starving actual children….so fucking evil

Need to work on my reading comprehension lol

haven’t found shiny yet in za 😜

🧊in Edgewater ‼️‼️

fun fact I have the same bday (today btw) as jasmine masters and Alexis Michelle

work was actually totally fine :-)

so excited to be at work for 10 hours on my birthday :-))

work…..work today…..wark

D’ANGELO?!?!?? man what the hell

If I don’t walk a dog soon I’ll explode

tag yourself

just got d**** at the company party….listening to control Janet on the train home…..I don’t know what the future holds for me and I’m scared to find out….