actually, after thinking about this for a little, its absolutely mental that RIOT didn't go all in on K/DA and allowed K-POP Demon Hunters to carbon-copy all of their nachos and run away with the success of the concept that completely

I do not feel safe saying this on tiktok, but Manwha? As (mostly) a gay man, Manwha's are actually offensive to me personally.

istg if this isn't the year RIOT pours every single dollar they have into the K/DA comeback I will stab a bitch

Das Experiment "männlicher Kanzler" ist gescheitert, ich fürchte das ist einfach ein Frauenjob

a male, non-gay popstar doing actual choreo in the year of our lord 2026? colour me "Fine, I'll clap once."

looks like YG went full in and let chatgpt write that new Blackpink EP cuz' ain't no way

remember when remake Snow White released and instead of hating the Zionist-Puppet for that, people just laughed at her cuz' her acting was bad and then tried to gaslight the whole internet into believing that Rachel Zegler didn't whistle in Whistle while you Work even though she VERY OBVIOUSLY did?

Rosalias LUX is no joke the best non-pop album released in the last 50 years and you may fight me on that, just be warned that you will loose

imagine having going on Rupauls Drag Race as a judge and being a lapdog for facists on the same resume

okay, I need to know what kind of mythical doormat-personality Jacob Elordi must posess for every single clip I see of him in any interview to be a CONSTANT struggle for him to get more than three words out without his co-stars interrupting and talking all over him

once again feeling blessed and highly favoured for having gotten to attend the mayhem ball

somebody said this years Grammys were boring without Drunklor Swift and I felt that

I know its the Fantasy™ and thinking about it too hard ruins it, but the fact that in Benedicts so very desperate search for the mystery lady from the ball everyone acts as if Sophie wasn't very obviously an asian woman behind that mask by general facial features alone is sending me

Bridgerton remains failing to put anything onto the screen that justifies two whole years of production between seasons

one of my extremely petty pet-peeves about superhero movies in general is that for some godforsaken reason, in a universe where all manner of superpowered villainry goes on each and every day, all the law-enforcmend officers are sent out with nothing but a shitty handgun to defend themselves

while I obviously would've loved for Mayhem to win a few more Grammys in the major categories, equally important is that Ordinary and Alex Warren won absolutely nothing so that soothes the situation quite nicely

nice tits, I mean, nice jugs, I mean, nice rack, I mean

that Mariah Carey tribute concert really goes to show how incomparoable her vocal capabilities were in the 90s because jesus, these people were STRUGGLIN

BENEDICT BRIDGERTON I WILL DENT YOU SKULL IN WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER

Bo Burnham cooked so hard when he said: "Why do you rich fucking white people insist on seeing every socio-political conflict through the myopic lens of your own self-acutalisation? This isn't about you, so either get with it or get out of the way."

"Wicked was snubbed, why did ariana get no nominations, where is the Best Original Song nomination???" Idk, have you thought about the fact that the movie was demonstrably worse than the first part and that might affect how people watching it perceive it as a whole

why did the doctor need to make eye contact while fingering me, that was extremely uncomfortable and I would like for that to never happen again

had the honours of seeing the AI-Coca-Coal Ad in a cinema and it was every bit as horrifying as it sounds

you know why I hate capitalism? because appearantly, my five year old sodastream-machine is so decrepitdly old that they just don't sell the fitting bottles anymore, practically forcing me into buying a new machine. sincerely, get bent

robyn really is one of the last pop-icons we have that stay doing incredibly clean, polished dance-pop that always feels timeless and it makes me crazy that she's so underrated

Sky burial

it’s dangerous to go alone, take this

"Hey, listen to this, I wrote a song about how much I fucking hate you." "Thats crazy because I also wrote a song about how much I fucking hate you!" - Fleetwood Mac for every recording session for any of their albums, probably

wow that new KATSEYE song might be the worst thing I've ever heard

Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”

me watching the trailer for the Odyssey and seeing that fuck-ass batman armor

now say it with me: humiliating your friends isn't funny

Nicki Minaj going full Trump call her MAGA-Barbz

I need Josh O'Connor biblically

I know its probably not going to happen before 2027 because they're waiting for the prestige/attention of the 30 year anniversary to make the big return, but I need Tanz der Vampire to come back so bad

I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY

everyones talking about the price of that dress while I'm fully lost in the sauce of how demonstrably UGLY it is

We’re just innocent men

everyone always complains about diarrhea, but never about the shits so dry that it feels like you're shitting out the lining of your anus right along with it

I love how basically no one talks about the levels of PURE misoginy at play in the internets obession with declaring Cynthia and Ariana mentally ill and secret drug addicts for simply being open with their emotions in a public setting

okay I think we as a society are going to have to get over the sight of dicks on television becatwo guys fucking and half of every episode is spent trying to block the actors' junks in the most stupid ways imaginable

okay what the hell are they doing with the sex scenes in Heated Rivarly, that just gave me freakin uncanny valley and not in a good way

I love how this is like "You're gay, and also, a sloppy little gremlin that listened to their Smut-Playlist on loop cuz' they wrote too much damn Smut."

at this point, I'm kind of hoping that the first instance where Gen-AI causes some major political scandal with fake images or videos has such horrible human cost that every government on the planet bans this shit forever

nichmal leise sterben gehen kann der Gottschalk

me when Robyn

how do I let someone know they're extremely annoying without telling them that they're extremely annoying