My gf said the other day that when she first moved to Germany she thought "Achim" was a Turkish name instead of a German one and honestly she's spiritually correct somehow

I will die on the hill that Zendaya being a good actress primarily comes down to her being somehow able to look normal. Like, you see her on the red carpet and she's the most majestic woman alive. But they put her in a movie in some non-descript clothes and suddenly you're like "Oh I know her"

Dieser Begriff stammt von der CDU, genauer vom aktuellen Kanzler.

Call me the best trans ally the way I go to the gynecologist just to be told that my T is too high 💀

At the gynecologist and only 2 people before me, is this luxury??

Last week we went to the uni cinema and before the screening, some guy was talking about upcoming movies there. When he mentioned The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, one person in the audience went, "Do I have to have seen the first one????" And like.... My guy...... I'm sure you'll be able to follow...

DAILY AFFIRMATIONS -I HAVE MY KEYS WITH ME -I AM AN ADULT AND DID NOT FORGET MY KEYS -I DID NOT LEAVE MY HOUSE WITHOUT THE KEYS TO MY FRONT DOOR -I AM NOT LOCKED OUT OF ANYWHERE

I think at least some of the xenophobia among boomers is due to the fact that they're nosy as shit and can't stand when they can't understand a public conversation

My boss making everyone bring cake when it's their birthday might be my last straw

Just listened to folklore for the first time in a while and 1) still one the best albums ever, holy shit 2) in combination with me still being in a STATE over Never Let Me Go, it's extra devastating 3) Oh my God, 'peace' makes me so fucking mad, I hate that song

Politikdiskurs 2026: Linke: 500 Personen besitzen 40% des Vermögens. Wir brauchen Erbschaftssteuern! Rechte: Nein, wir müssen verhindern, dass unsere Kinder mit Transpersonen in Kontakt kommen! Mitte: Die Linke redet immer nur über Gender. Gäbe es nicht Wichtigeres? Dann wähle ich jetzt eben rechts.

Hey so I just finished Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro and now I'm sobbing absolutely miserably

The Drama is very cathartic in how it just plays out like one whole horrible anxiety nightmare 8/10

Olivia Rodrigo is the only true Taydaughter, I fear

I hate reading Mamdani news because it's a constant, grim reminder that doing good things is entirely possible, popular and energizing, most politicians just kind of don't want to

TW // eating disorder (as in, this might be counterproductive if you have one) I was curious so I bought one of those meal replacement shakes, and I know now why people swear on those for weight loss: After just one sip you feel as though you've eaten an entire buffet by yourself.

It's so odd being in a lesbian relationship and being outpaced by straight couples left and right. Like, we've only just signed a contract for an apartment together, meanwhile we know one couple who's moving in after just 6 months, and one who got engaged like one month into dating

I left home with my hair wet and up in a bun and for some reason it's falling so good I look just about ready to be kidnapped by One Direction

I've always defined myself as a "smart girl" but lately I haven't engaged in any smart girl activities, so today I'll go to the library and get caught up with some uni work

I sat down on the balcony with my breakfast, had a smoke and now I'm reading a book all while it's still relatively cool outside. I think life might be good.

See, the thing is that whether USAID was a cynical op to expand imperial influence or a sincere act of goodwill from the United States, all those Africans are still dead.

Hey so we all know that crushes on lecturers are a big no-no, but what if I just wanna be friends with one? This guy is only 3 years older than me, we should be able to shoot the shit at a bar together 😭

I'm flabbergasted that the lecturer I was sure was gay has a girlfriend

Forgive me for sleeping on Noah Kahan but Northern Attitude is SUCH a good song

I seriously can't stand this presentation rn, it's so bad I'm genuinely cringing out of my body

I think a bus should have to wait if it's like 2 full minutes early

Watch Breakfast At Tiffany's for the first time yesterday and it's SO good, and also Audrey Hepburn really was the most beautiful woman ever alive on this planet

Sometimes periods are fine and other times they hit like a fucking nuke. Currently I'm having the latter experience

Looking at my delivery guy on the app and bro is not finding my house at all 💀

We didn't get the really nice apartment :c But we looked at very good alternatives that are pretty safe bets c:

Taylor's been looking especially cunt lately, did she finally fire her stylist?

OKay we've acqured two very nice backups for the dream apartment, I can work with that 🙏

I'm obsessed with my girlfriend for many reasons but a new one is that apparently when we met, she thought I was a librarian. I wore a mesh top over nothing more than a bra, a miniskirt and boots 💀

I'm gonna bully people into getting pap smears. "It's scary and invasive" NOT AS SCARY AND INVASIVE AS CANCER!!!!!!!

Honestly I'm in that mindset now where "ugh, I don't wanna be in the background of someone's TikTok" just is not a good reason to not do things. Honestly, they'd be lucky to have me in their videos. Because I bring the vibes.

You talk to one (1) boomer and instantly know the ethnicities of every person in a 5 mile radius

We looked at such a nice apartment today but there are so many other people interested in it :c

Yeah yeah shit on company time but it should be illegal to be hit with the frictionless wipe at work

I never want to be mad at Contrapoints but HOW do you go on a podcast called "Bad Faith" by a noted bad faith person and get surprised when they act in bad faith

this is really heartwarming. two men exchanging symbolic tokens of things the other has no interest in (football, peace)

I pinky-swear it's not out of prudishness but like... why are the pop girls wearing bikinis so much??? I'm not mad at a beautiful woman in a bikini, God forbid, but also I'd like to see some more costumes. I'd love a look.

Everyone is genuinely crashing out about that goddamn cruise ship, maybe just fucking Google what a hantavirus is

Guy doing a presentation on Iran: "Okay, now let's talk about proxy wars" Guy next to me: "What does proxy mean??" 4th semester political science btw.....

Good morning I just wanted to drink some water after warming up and instead I waterboarded myself a little I am awake now tho, so that's nice

Bro this ship is the new whale

Imagine having to go through a plagiarism tribunal in 1st semester because you were too lazy to write your own paper, cringe bro

Bro the weed addiction cannot be bad enough that you have to get lit at the bus stop at 3.30 pm

I grew up so extremely atheist that when I realized yesterday that a guy from uni was genuinely praying before lunch, I felt I was seeing an alien

I don't understand this constant obsessive with "a spark" in dating because neither me or my gf had that when we started dating, we just kind of felt very comfortable around each other and wanted to spend time together lol.

It’s barely warm again and I’m already back with the SSRI sweats again