Sind die Begriffe "Arbeitnehmer" und "Arbeitgeber" nicht irgendwie falsch rum im Deutschen? Eigentlich gebe ich ja meine Arbeit und meine Chefin nimmt die an und gibt mir Geld dafür... Much to think about

Do you ever just fully realize what you dreamed the night before and it's just deeply embarrassing

I just got a bottle of wine for my blood lmao

I don't think getting rid of part-time jobs and complaining how everyone is a slacker is a great way to get people to want to defend a country with their life but you knoooowwwww who am I to tell

Which is why, out of all the horrible things happening in the world right now, I think ChatGPT might be one of the worst, because it will cut an entire generation off from any understanding of what language is & how it works, rendering it into 'prompts', weird Silicon Valley magic spells.

Ich mache seit 3 Wochen nichts anderes als die ADAC Mitgliedschaften von Leuten zu kündigen, die ein Problem mit Gerhard Hillebrand haben und ich wünschte, die deutsche Bevölkerung hätte auch nur annähernd die gleiche Energie, wenn es um richtige Probleme geht

Journalismus sollten sein: Sagen, was ist. Viel zu oft ist er heute aber: Sagen, was gelogen wurde (Kritiker widersprechen der Darstellung).

man.

I must say, between a mother picking up her kids from school and an ICU nurse, they're really not great at picking execution targets

Taylor is so right. You MUST ruin the friendship. Even if the feelings aren't mutual, it will free you of the uncertainty and then you might be open to meet your person

I thought that carrying a gun was a kind of god-given right in America. Turns out it's actually an executable offense.

This might be the cutest picture possibly ever

Can I have a lunch break without the mandatory racism

GIRL how have you been with your bf for all of 10 minutes and you're already begging him to show up places on time 😭

Europa sollte geschlossen die Fußball-WM 2026 boykottieren. Lasst uns doch in Europa stattdessen ein fröhliches völkerverbindendes Fußballturnier austragen. Die Zeit der FIFA sollte vorbei sein. Gründen wir stattdessen eine kleine, gemeinschaftlich organisierte Non-Profit-Fußballvereinigung.

You will never catch me pretending that Too Weird To Live, Too Rare To Die isn't a generational banger of an album

Trying to get 22 y/os to make a good decision is impossible. Just not doable in the slightest.

*gestures vaguely at Trump*

I've never been this disgustingly in love. Like most of the time me and my gf just forget to watch the shows we want to because we're just sitting on the couch talking to each other

People hate Chaggie because they can't be them

I remember being a teenager and thinking that people being fake was the absolute worst but after spending years surrounded by bitter GenXers I wish more people were more fake nice.

Es gibt übrigens keinen „Streit“ oder „Konflikt“ um Grönland. Es gibt einen vollkommen durchgeknallten Imperialisten im weißen Haus, dem Recht scheißegal ist und der engen Verbündeten mit militärischer Aggression droht.

What's a good app/website for creating DND campaigns/one shots? Not as in AI-generating it or some shit, just to write it down in an organized manner.

Morning.

I would like to live in less interesting times

Girlfriend and I did badminton today and we are currently unable to get off the couch. Don't do sports, kids

Our Czech brethren really cooked with Kofola

Games W

i think standing too close to ICE is what has been getting people killed

Ich möchte - nochmals - daran erinnern, wie viele führende Medienleute, wie viele Führungskräfte meinten, eine zweite Trump-Amtszeit wird nicht so schlimm. Wie viele von uns als hysterisch bezeichnet wurden.

I started on youtube because I like talking about shit that doesn't matter and shit that matters a lot keeps happening. you hate to see it

I’m developing a game where you have to go back to assassinate Adam. It’s a first person shooter.

Dänemark sollte Ozempic und Lego aus den USA abziehen, wenn die sich Grönland holen. Gleich mit den schweren Geschützen auffahren.

I wish I was an American man, at least then I could punch a hole into some drywall to let off steam

In a few years, when me and gf have enough money to get married, I will finally evolve into my final form: Wife guy (she/her)

Gently, some of y’all have got to recover from being called “weird” in high school and start blocking people instead of trying to convince them you’re not. Be weird and distance yourself from the people who are too embarrassed to be weird themselves.

I've had and honestly sought so much drama in past relationships and even just crushes that I could honestly just cry with relief at how relaxing my current relationship is. We're kind of boring honestly, but in the way that's not actually boring but just very comfortable and homely

I wonder if people who defend what Trump did with Venezuela also think WW2 could've been ended by simply abducting Hitler, Eva Braun and absolutely no one else and also doing nothing else except drop a handful of bombs on Berlin

Debbie Wasserman Schultz called Maduro's capture "welcome news" but criticized Trump for "apparently failing to notify Congress beforehand". This is the neoliberal position in a nutshell: Substantively fine with regime change and imperial power projection, just mad about process.

"But Maduro is a dictator!" is gonna be the next "do you condemn Hamas?"

Heated Rivalry was so good, I can't wait for a second season in like 5 years

Elon Musk, Feb 2025: "America should mind its own business rather than push for regime change all over the place"

"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"

I'll break it down for you "for too long" for a long time "those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum" some people have acted extremely polite "to mask agenda of cruelty" to hide that they are nasty little bigots

At least we don’t live in a world of staggering class disparity in which a tech magnate attempts to quash left-wing sentiment using sexualized artificial intelligence!

So much for nothing ever happens

I love a good leftist structural analysis but oh boy do we need to bring back individually shaming people who are being just incomprehensibly stupid. Like yeah you can't overcome all societal forces by just making the best choices possible, but you know. You can and should still make good choices.

The reason why the hijab should be perfectly legal everywhere isn't that it's actually empowering to women. It's that women who either just practice a different religion or might genuinely be in an oppressive domestic situation shouldn't be excluded from society.

I love the Katseye girls but Internet Girl has to be one of the worst songs I've ever heard. Why are we eating zucchini? I mean, I don't mind zucchini, but what is it doing here? Stop.

Work system is down, happy new year