First 20 minutes of Task (HBO show) be like "we'll tell a story when we feel like getting around to it, thank you" Started because I was expecting Mare of Easttown S2. Does it ever become Mare of Easttown S2?

My daughter accidentally rubbed off some of the paint on her mass produced baby doll's eye, and she brought it to me and asked if I could call the artist who made it and have them repaint it, and this is the sort of world I wished we lived in.

Can't understate how satisfying it was to see Adult Bobby doing well. #NewKingoftheHill

Second time watching Bottle Rocket = discovering that what previously seemed like a comedic heist film is actually a poignant story about one guy finding his way out of a mental health crisis and into a stabilizing routine only to discover that his best friend is on the opposite trajectory.

Sounds like the only thing they are guilty of is having a good time...

Duolingo serving up ESSENTIAL PHRASES over here. 💯

I didn't see it before, but I see it now #lewispullman #thunderbolts

Not me always using the bathroom stall that splashes me on the leg simply because it's MY stall.

Kudos to Andor Season 2 for doing what Star Wars has always failed to do: allowing a character to take more than 20 seconds to learn how to fly an unfamiliar ship.

The Wild Robot has made its way to streaming, and my kids have been watching it constantly in the house, which basically means I can no longer wear mascara inside my house.

"Your Outie cannot set up a tent but enjoys standing close by while others do." #Severance medium.com/pausebutton/...

Raise your hand if you've ever ruined everyone's Christmas with your opinions 🙋‍♀️

My first ever piece for @pointsincase.com It's Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Bingo!

Trader Joe's Cashier (graciously shielding me from disappointment): "Just so you know, they're not that soft."

Thrilled to have another #RedFlag piece @mcsweeneys.net 🚩🚩🚩 Is It a Red Flag?: Romeo and Juliet Edition www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/is-...