What an album from @theslowreadersclub.bsky.social open.spotify.com/album/3xIj9R...

Too heavily produced to guarantee a faithful win/female agenda. Alexander never had a chance. #TraitorsUK

The biggest injustice on The Traitors is the apparent lack of use the snooker table gets. #TheTraitors

"The Irish Benteke" @outofcontextfm.co.uk #FM24

The dawn sky in Eyam earlier in the week.

What in the furry fuck made you think that?

Saw Die Hard for the first time tonight. It's not a Christmas film, it's a foot fetish film.

Disrespectful from Everton here. If he spells it with two "T's", then let him spell it with two "T's". @outofcontextfm.co.uk #FM24 #FootballManager

A pair of flip-flops walk into a bar. Flip buys the drinks while flop goes to the toilet. They drink up, leave, and head to the next bar. Flop buys the drinks while Flip goes to the toilet. They drink up, leave, and head to the next bar. Flip buys the drinks while flop goes to the toilet.

Barely a day goes by that I don't think of this bloke and the hammer of an Admiral tracksuit he was wearing. The absolute failure from me to get a photo from the front is criminal.

Keith? #ITFC

Got to be the best throwback badge in the game #SWFC

Unbelievably good 👏

Ben Folds and Jeremy Irons should get together and start a dry cleaning business. They could call it Ben and Jerry's.

An anagramist walks into a bra

Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Muscle-memory had me relapse to Twitter unconsciously. I'm a dirty, dirty boy who must now delete the app. Being unable to DM Elon Musk "England scoring at a major tournament" batshit videos from Ross Kemp anymore is just something I'll have to live with.

Konaté injured. With Rodri out for City, Jarell Quansah could be set to face another leaking DM 👀 #LIVMCI

This Liverpool vs Real Madrid shows the benefit of the new Champions League system. Great intensity.

Just clicked an inappropriate emoji reaction to an "all staff" work email to see who had sent it. Guess what that does? It sends the same inappropriate emoji reaction, but from you. Guess who then clicked it again to try and remove it? Twice. Guess what Outlook has made undeleteable? Yep.

Twitter's ship is truly sunken. They're now advertising "spot the difference".

Guess who I transferred out this week? #FPL #MCITOT #Maddison

Introduce yourself with four players

Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline.

If Bluesky were a video of a train and its passengers, this would be it. @bsky.app

They should have called this site AFC Twitter

Great European hockey night in Sheffield despite the result. Excellent noise from the Eisbaren Berlin fans, too (videos in the replies) #SheffieldSteelers #EisbarenBerlin #CHL