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You don't want to be that old dude in the club, literally and figuratively

“every scorpio i know is like oh look at me. i’m a scorpio and you can’t handle this.”

“get your daddy’s dick out your mouth, niggah!” “they want to be us so bad” “i can’t take this seriously, even if he his black. what is that soft r” “it’s an open r” “an ahhh” ”what is that accent?” “fuck you, bitch.” “dude, no one cares what you have to say because you talk proper english.” 😂

someone i said i say their name like it’s a side effect on a medication 😂

what is this conversation

I love seeing people happy and doing well. Life is meant to be lived, not just survived.

“i know i’m cool but there’s also uncool within the cool. so sometimes, i’m not cool at all. i’m so wise. i should write this down.”

it gives me no pleasure to report that this (probably not surprising anyone who is a fan of gintama) is probably the best collab effort i've seen in a mahjong app in my life

Taylor should make Opalite a single and win a traditional country record award. listening for the contemporary winner on the album now

little kids are monkeys. idc what race they are. they’re monkeys on sticks. monkey bread babies. cute little monkeys.

a teacher got in trouble for telling a kid they look like a monkey and they smell like one too as a birthday song

i had a dream about my friend who passed away and i could feel myself crying in my sleep. i woke up crying.

you can only cross over in one direction, not the other.

Taylor Alison Swift

Ppl believe anything as long as they can manage to make it fit with something convenient to them

not a Charlie CXC diss

shes never gonna see him again. i’m not entertaining this shit.

this giro keeps saying she has a Siscilian lover and she doesn’t. she just fucked someone out there and now they’re texting

Beware of false admirers

i like hey arnold

you ever seen somebody scared and they start scratching their head?

this lady asked me why i’m dressed like it’s warm outside. it is. now what?

tired of fake ass promises and fake ass conversations

Finally got my “you’re not asking for too much, you’re just asking the wrong person” moment.

there’s no point in talking down on x cuz a lot of y’all came over here and need to go back

they’re entering their 5th decade of life over there mind you

Them people over there need to go outside and realize there’s other shit to be worried about than some bird talk lmao

Do they not like peace?

i will never forget how he treated my friend and it’s not lost on me he has a blue check and rent is due

I can’t prove it, but these Twitter screenshots are full of people whose lives depend on social media and the validation of strangers

Once I hate you, everyone is ugly.

gonna take my niece and her cousins to go get some pumpkins

“what is an African Nimekian tree dog?” “no, i think we understand what an African Nimekian is. that’s self explanatory it’s just—what is a tree dog?” “i just googled a bit and it doesn’t give me anything good.”

then she was like, “i thought your advice was about helping with the ads.” if it were up to me there would be no ads.

no coupons. just ads. for Dick’s Roofing and Johnny’s Automotive. don’t nobody want that.

nobody wants this book full of ads. i wanted to add content to the book and she’s talking about a poetry contest for one poem and an art section with one winning artist. girl, your book full of ads means nothing to anybody except the ad writing people

i love when deadlines shift to later.

Cardi is the perfect theme for being witty doesn’t make you smart

I hate racism. Just so unnecessary

“telepatía” by Kali Uchis has reached 1.5 BILLION streams on Spotify. It’s her second song to achieve this.

someone said this girls music sucked in her review for her last meeting so she’s chosen a new genre lol

If you don’t drink water like that or don’t like water at all, please unfollow me. We have nothing In common.

Switching feeds trying to find one where people are not spiraling or talking about people they do not know as if they do.

Be well.

who’s gonna take care of the monkeys?

all from one person: ”you don’t need GPU. you need more fans” ”see what i do is dip my server in mineral water.” “it’s all about the RAM!!!!” “they’re not razor bumps. they’re bumps that appear AFTER i shave.” “that’s why you got cussed out, dumb motherfucker.” “time for a snack!”

i don’t like it and it doesn’t belong here but if you like it i love it.