You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel I CAN'T HEAL YOU KEEP RIPPING ME OPEN open.spotify.com/track/7pIF9s...

First WFH day in the new job

Got ice in my OJ, I'm a cold hard bitch

It's frustrating that FCF is supposed to be like fun and slutty and empowering, and I have to actively avoid it because it sets off my dysmorphia and gives me a big sad 🫠

First WFH day in the new job

Got ice in my OJ, I'm a cold hard bitch

It's been a hot minute but I'm feeling bad about my body ☺️

Turns out only my mental health got raptured 😊

There's an M&S in the foyer of my new hospital. RIP my weight loss journey 💀🐷

I need someone to explain this whole rapture business to me. What has prompted this one?

Performance at the gym today is kinda ass. Can I blame it on forgetting my earphones?

Booty building

yeah I’m sex positive, positive I haven’t had sex in a while

We've hit peak Percy cuddle weather

What if we ate pizza and watched stupid YouTube shows?

What if we ate pizza and watched stupid YouTube shows?

Eugen if you read this im free on Thursday night and would like to hang out. Please respond to this and then hang out with me on Thursday night when I’m free.

Am I doing this right, @stachional.bsky.social ?

Am I doing this right, @stachional.bsky.social ?

I have to be the most fuckable person in the PrEP clinic waiting room for some reason

Figured it was time for an update, still on my bullshit.

One of my favourites off the album. It scratches the same itch that Fantastic did when I first heard it open.spotify.com/track/2PV9DH...

First PT session after the holiday done!

Further to this, the new King Princess album slaps

I'm alone in the office today and we've gone full Sad Girl Autumn with the playlist

Right, I've listened to Ego Death At a Bachelorette Party a few times now and so far my highlights are: Glum Kill Me Mirtazapine Negative Self Talk Hard Discovery Channel (that sample 🤌🏻) Parachute (obvs)

Kinda hoping my beard and chest hair go grey cos I missed out on my head hair being salt and pepper

Am I tired? Grumpy? Looking for attention? Yes.

Am I tired? Grumpy? Looking for attention? Yes.

I've never played Minecraft so I don't know how much inspiration Pokopia draws from it. I enjoyed Animal Crossing New Horizons (my first AC) so I'm like *kinda* hype about Pokopia but a little on the fence

Jfc my mood is in the pits today. Gonna have a beer and eat a bag of sweets

I love him

Details about the spiritual successor to Yokai Watch, remake/new installment of Golden Sun, Astral Chain sequel, news about the new Monolith Soft rpg

I can't wait to start my new job. Ya boi needs therapy money

My god the UI in Digimon Time Stranger is so much nicer 😩

PT showed me a new machine today called the "Booty Builder". Let's get this booty built

If Genshin is going to continue to make us do forced sections as The Traveller, can they say least give us a version of the The Traveller that's designed as a main DPS unit

PT showed me a new machine today called the "Booty Builder". Let's get this booty built

Ok miss thing!

This is the third day in a row that it's pissing it down. Is that it? Is it autumn now?

Playing through the Archon quests and learning about Lauma's backstory is making it harder to skip her

Oh ok, Hayley Williams just decides to write the most heartbreaking song I've ever heard? youtube.com/watch?v=3ctZ...

First PT session after the holiday done!

Tesco are no longer stocking the low calorie donuts I liked 🥹

Ok, I'm a bit slow on the uptake but I've listened to PRESIDENT and A. I am enjoying and B. I can definitely hear why people are theorising it's Charlie Simpson

Oh no, just weighed myself post-holiday 💀

I miss the early days of being an internet thot when you'd try and identify your mutual's alts by looking at their bathroom decor

Back home is it?

Unpopular opinion: sleeping naked is worse actually

I've just seen the design for Angela in Marvel Rivals. Cornering the subs, and lesbian markets I see