I need Alexis to realise that doing 2 steps of salsa and then disco for 8 beats then 2 more steps of salsa and repeat is not the vibe #scd #strictly

I’ve said it before but my good Alex and Johannes are the most stunning pairing #scd #strictly

“They sang in Latin” Tess we basically pronounce it like the English so not overly impressive #scd #strictly

Karen Carney I bloody love you #scd #strictly

Imagine Nikita’s dad was in the audience last week #scd #strictly

THE CRAWL I CANNOT. Nikita learned that from George’s weird pal didn’t he #scd #strictly

So is Tess going to scoot down and see Layton and I’m assuming Jay later on? #scd #strictly

Can Bal just dance with the two women every week instead of Julian? Because yes please #scd #strictly

the brief sapphic aside? Incredible. #scd #strictly

Lewis once again impressing me with a side by side dance and not an in hold dance #scd #strictly

Wait so what’s the results show going to be filled with then? Please not more judge’s chat #scd #strictly

I take that back

sad that La Voix isn't going to be able to make fun of Tess's cape #SCD

A two person final are you actually kidding me #scd #strictly

Craig living his best life with Steps there what a queen #scd #strictly

#ScoDen #NoScotlandNoParty

“P45 and an MBE in one month” was the best thing La Voix did tonight sorry #scd #strictly

“I joined up so late to this”… haaaaaave you met Amber? #scd #strictly

Nikita on ITT Thursday: oh I think the jacket with no shirt please! Maybe leather trousers… Nikita on scd tonight: made a wrong turn on the way to a sex club #scd #strictly

I’m sorry I appear to have spaced out there, that was NOT the superior performance?! #scd #strictly

Alexis and her discovery of corner shops is far more fascinating than everything George has ever said can we get that in a VT instead of his clone pals? #scd #strictly

“I’m so… straight” bless you for living your true self Amber #scd #strictly

Was George created in Kamino alongside ArthurAthurandIsaac? #scd #strictly

This is why couples choice should be a thing. I adore these dances #scd #strictly

Aljaz participating in the banter bless him #scd #strictly

May everyone find something to love in the same way Aljaz loves a foxtrot #scd #strictly

Here for La Voix’s work experience #scd #strictly

Very confused by Amber and Nikita’s outfits this week, are they dressed for different weeks? #scd #strictly

Who has Karen pissed off to keep getting the death slot? #scd #strictly

Lewis is a fantastic dancer but I just don’t get the connection between him and Katya? When you’ve got other couples with fantastic chemistry it becomes more obvious #scd #strictly

A SILVER PASO SUIT OH JOJO THAT IS PERFECTION #scd #strictly

IS PALOMA COSPLAYING AS CLAUDIA #CelebrityTraitors

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS #CelebrityTraitors

He’s played an absolute blinder #CelebrityTraitors

I cannot believe *this* is the final three #CelebrityTraitors

“WE HAVEN’T GOT TIME FOR YOUR BUM BAG” is truly iconic #CelebrityTraitors

“Why are there rips?” *Proceeds to ignore them* #CelebrityTraitors

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S A QUESTION MARK OVER ALAN CARR #CelebrityTraitors

Planning on crashing in a hospital I cannot #RaceAcrossTheWorld

#RiotWomen on bbc1 is dark af but holy crap it’s a fantastic show. Can’t wait for the classic Sally Wainwright season 2 in 2030…

Fantastic marketing on Cat Burns’ part to release an album on the day that the Celebrity Traitors finale was meant to be…

First actual dance-off battle we’ve had this season #scd #strictly

I thought it was a joint wedding, one straight and one lesbian…? #scd #strictly

Brad and Janet?! #scd #strictly

Fate of Ophelia is definitely not the top choice for a swiftie tango but I can see it working well #scd #strictly

Vicky is the Miss Congeniality of the competition #scd #strictly

Alex and Johannes are somehow one of the most attractive pairings ever how do they manage it #strictly #scd

THAT ARGENTINE TANGO HAD NO BUSINESS BEING ALL THAT I LOVED IT #strictly #scd

Should have used the end of Total Eclipse of the Heart why is it always the start??? Also those lifts are helping Nadiya prove her point they could have been bigger. Nice dance though #strictly #scd

Shirley and Anton turning up as a lesbian couple is certainly something #strictly #scd