How am I still surprised every time I am extremely dad-coded?

Getting pretty restless over here not being able to pack right now for a trip that is in four months. Harrumph.

Decided to participate in the summer reading program at one of my local libraries (you get an otter lanyard!) and I'm exclusively re-reading @manitobation.bsky.social 's old fic. In case you were wondering why I'm so swoony for the next few months.

Had to set an alarm to remember to turn on my actual antenna TV and watch the new Wishbone documentary. Seems fitting for 90s child me.

Why do all face moisturizers smell like Wet Towel or Old Lady?!!?

Gotta love Nextdoor

But... what if I just watched Heated Rivalry again?

I'm worried about the other people who are shopping for walker bags on amazon

The real Hollanov wedding

@michellethestan.bsky.social www.tumblr.com/themoonandmy...

Sigh, did a mass unfollow and am just done with the league entirely. Not that I've watched a game in like four years, but it's only fictional men's hockey from here on out.

It's worse than I even expected it to be. We should probably make it illegal for cis het white men to win any sports just to be safe.

It's a shame that absolutely no musicians have ever been associated with Southern California so they had to use Kate Hudson for that LA28 promo

Thank god Johnny finally mentioned Heated Rivalry in the closing ceremonies, it was horribly absent from the gold medal match today.

sobbing forever tho.

I don't generally support the idea of American men winning things, but they were the better team and I'm happy for Slavin and that they're honoring Johnny Gaudreau

Sigh. Sometimes cheaters win. Still stoked for GB curling and Bruce getting silver puts another medal on the board for out queer athletes this year

Very much prefer the commentators on the international feed for the curling gold medal match, but you only get it watching on multi-view. Let me tell you, the Spanish footballers ice dance routine in the exhibition gala is EXTREMELY distracting.

Yes, I realize that if I Like every single confused Muslim cat video I see insta will just keep giving me more confused Muslim cat videos until my timeline is nothing but confused Muslim cat videos. But like, am I supposed to NOT like them??

GOLD for the only USA team I am always rooting for!!

Fucking yes, Hilary!!!

February is far too early for me to have to think about clinching scenarios. My brain hurts from calculating hockey and curling seedings in real time. Definitely going to need a nice rest after these Olympics.

My husband, The Dying Gaul (I always call him Tristan). Really though, my successful heist of the Capitoline Museum would just be me moving in and owning the whole thing.

For some reason I just literally cried and choked laughing while reading this article... Tina!

It is February 15th. I have finally taken down my Christmas tree and stuffed it (most of the way) into its box. My entire home and body are now made up of glitter on a cellular level. I'm hot and dizzy and never leaving this couch again.

Both of the tiny misfit toys fall short and all of a sudden the Kazakh child has a fucking gold medal. Olympics are crazy.

Curling must be the sport with the most on-air fbombs. In every language.

Legit thought I was hearing things while pairs luge was on in the background. I'm not crazy!

Very heavy on the JLo in this round of ice dancing. You're European, I know you have better/funnier dance music!

Just now seeing everything that happened yesterday because I went straight from the women's big air qualification to accidentally rereading the books again and somehow didn't look at the internet for like 15 hours.

Wholeass crying at the Italian figure skating guy. Some things are beautiful.

The poncho and bucket hat combo from Germany is... a choice.

It's nice and all to include more athletes in the parade, but doing them in all four locations with the mountains means like three people per country are just walking down a snowy street with or without a flag bearer.

If you're going to have an American popstar sing Volare in Milan at least use Hilary Duff instead of Mariah Carey!

Impressive how this opening ceremony performance is managing to be simultaneously creepy and boring. Usually you gotta settle for just one.

Women's team sports are the rare exception where I always root for the US, and that eyeliner d-bag being at this game is ruining it.

Personally, one of the funniest results of Heated Rivalry's popularity is receiving kudos on decade old hockey rpf.

So we begin the 2026 Olympics with a complete power failure in the curling arena. Great start.

Doing that thing where you spend your whole day waiting for a service appointment in a four hour window. Dude needs to get here, so he can leave, so I can get back to my life (rewatching gay hockey after finishing the books last night)

Splurged and got a month of premium peacock for the Olympics, and finally checked the schedule, curling starts Wednesday afternoon bitches!

I know they warn you not to crank your heat up when there's a snow storm, but I made the decision to turn my thermostat up to 62 today just to be safe.

Every one of the little Let's Learn About Pittsburgh History moments in The Pitt is a bit clunky, but jeez, some times it's painful.

My email is literally only used to plan errands with my mom and talk nonsense with @manitobation.bsky.social . Your intellijans adds nothing to either of these things. I am going to set Gmail on fucking fire.

I know I buy a lot of little gadgets that no one actually needs, but sometimes you want a freeze pop in January but don't want cold fingers.

When you're randomly scrolling youtube and accidentally learn about the economy and it makes all the GE jokes from 30Rock sad.

Saw someone call this week Betwixtmas and I absolutely love it. It's nice that normal people get a chance to live as a retired baby like I do all year round.

The combination of caramel apple pie that I've been saving since October and the maple cinnamon ice cream I trafficked home from Columbus has altered my life forever. I'm afraid to eat this again tomorrow while watching the new Heated Rivalry because I will surely evaporate from joy.

One of the highlights of Erica's Quiet Christmas™ (held on the 24th between multiple family celebrations) is that I get to use my fancy tv dinner plate

I prefer the family I saw who call it Christmas Adam and therefore eat ribs for dinner that night

Happy Christmas Adam!