Water boiling machine manual: DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES USE THE WATER BOILING MACHINE TO BOIL WATER

Project Hail Mary was amaze amaze amaze amaze amaze!! It was like watching the book 😭 Go watch it in theatres if you like crying over cute gay space rocks

A single pixel?! @davidpierce.xyz this is unacceptable

oh wow "I'm coming to the cottage" really hits you like a freight train 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Heated Rivalry has arrived to Europe and ... uh .... UUUUUUHHHH??? 🥵🥺

Absolutely screaming crying frothing at the mouth for the Clicks Communicator

Emotionally Distant Husband Would Rather Watch ‘Stargate SG-1’ Than Have Honest Conversation About ‘Stargate SG-1’ https://theonion.com/emotionally-distant-husband-would-rather-watch-stargate-sg-1-than-have-honest-conversation-about-stargate-sg-1/

Harry Potter was one of my highest in terms of views and earnings on the channel so If I can give it up, for the sake of those most disparaged, so can you. Rowling can get fucked 🏳️‍⚧️

Why are they so afraid of autism. Is it the swag. Is it the autism swag

@matthewkrol.nebula.tv and @whatwilliplay.bsky.social were talking about having a 3D kitchen and my Blender slipped

Looking at the background actors in this episode of Peacemaker like...

What To Know About ‘KPop Demon Hunters’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-kpop-demon-hunters/

Rewatching Alien Romulus in anticipation of Alien Earth and oh my fucking shit that movie is a tense ride, like a water slide of anxiety

Fantastic Four was great, amazing, incredible, marvelous, spectacular even.

Bought the cheapest shittiest film camera I could find (AgfaPhoto 35mm) and still!!!

The new season of Strange New Worlds not dropping in Europe until AUGUST is straight up homophobic, even more nonsensical than the name SkyShowtime

I have now seen Madame Web and I'm already hankering for a rowdy screening of this shitshow, so many things to be hooting and hollering at

Rewatching Buffy (on S3 right now) and dear lord how do sapphics watch Buffy and Faith interact without self-immolating?? Even as a 🚬 I'm like 🥵

Inside of you are two Irish Eurovision contestants with Nordic roots performing somewhat controversial songs

Thunderbolts* was a fun time! And man, it takes a lot for a movie to give me happy tears 😭

Alrighty off to diil some Cyrs to Oblivion

This one's for the sapphics #MarvelRivals

What I wanted: Jet Lag The Game in Scandinavia What I got: jAnKEhlsgaAck

This season of Wheel of Time is not fucking around holy fucking shit????!!!! 😶

Finally getting around to reading LotR and I was NOT prepared for the amount of snark. "The sun rose. The hobbits rose rather later."

I love Jet Lag: The Game.

Gaga releasing an album just as I've got a sinus infection that's gone to my ears .. low key homophobic when you think about it

When you're the only healer to a team of insta-lock DPSes #MarvelRivals

If a game has photo mode and is this gorgeous, I'm never getting out alive. (Frontiers of Pandora)

Is it really eurovision unless a vampire boy does something weird to a fake piano?

Reading Wheel of Time and it keeps cracking me up how Moiraine always says "The Wheel weaves as the Wheel wills" as a substitute for either "uuuuuuugh fine whatever" or "Lan does it look like I give a flying fuck?"

No Star Wars. No Star Trek. Name a favorite sci-fi franchise.

Took some tinkering but managed to get Ubuntu running on my Surface Pro! (due to Microsoft blocking W11 on it) Oh no, does that mean I'm a Linux boyo now? Anyway, behold the cursed boot screen:

ok I guess I like Moon Moon Knight #MarvelRivals

Trying out the new studio camera (Blackmagic Micro Studio Camera G2) as a webcam and accidentally starred in a sad Scandinavian drama when I turned off the lights to check the side monitor.

Sum up your personality in a #TheExpanse gif

My one and only takeaway from Nosferatu: Cats.

"Make it gayer" is the "have you tried turning it off then on again" of writing and no I will not elaborate

Switching from Photoshop/Illustrator to Affinity, seems good so far except for the font compatibility situation, ESPECIALLY love the combined vector/pixel stuff in the same app.

Watching John Wick 4 and obsessed with this universe where everything from hotels to gardens to subway cars to cemeteries to horse stables are absolutely littered with RGB LED tubes.

Made pumpkin cake that I'll eat alone listening to the rain. Happ weeners!

I'm thinking of doing Nanowrimo this year and omg get a load of my ancient Doctor Who profile pic

Guess I'm a youtuber now? youtu.be/7yOsQHkOY8Q

Saw Pearl today at the local film club, I think I liked it more than the old ladies who expected a cute period drama.

Went sailing today, travelled at 0.5 knots for most of it then ran aground, highly recommend it!

UNIONS FUCKING ROCK

Every year since 9 years back, I've had this weird tradition that on a sunny Sunday afternoon in late September, I watch Hocus Pocus with a jar of peanut butter. Today was that day. I've also added the sequel to the roster, which surprisingly was much better the second time around??

Insightful.

I made it to the app with the slightly less horrid name and icon, thank goodness