Danny was my roommate in A-school. His wife Jackie is battling stage 4 cancer. Some of the saddest shit I’ve ever seen. Anything helps, even sharing this post. gofund.me/2105f75ac

It’s funny to go viral and see it on other platforms and then comment in the sea of comments something like “that guy is a nerd”

my bank account super lucky I have inequity in my wife's SUV because this motherfucker exists.... and I want it

My brother @nixtarx.bsky.social sent me this bright and early this am. He posts a lot of memes if you want to give him a follow

Wife getting ready to go up north for her rotation Wife: what are you going to do if we lose power? Me: Babe, I don't know how to tell you this, but I did an FTX in February and lived in 15f for a month and my only shelter was a tent Her: What about the kids? Me:

Isn't it wild to see a bunch of people you did drugs with and listened to Rage Against The Machine with cheer for a police state? Wild.

The difference a couple of months makes

Ladies love leg

Took my wife who ‘doesn’t like to go fast’ for a ride

Put a tuner on my car today with my buddy. 570whp is terrifying btw

Watchu talkin bout Willis?

Got any New Year's Resolutions? Mine is to lose 30lbs, and like actually do it this time. Same as last year, but I only got half way last year.

Getting bigger

I got paid to make dog videos today. Is this real life?

My vanity plate came and I love it

This is AI right?

“Hey babe film me driving away for my TikTok”

Ghost says good morning

Ghost

I don’t think he likes her

Yesterdays shenanigans

Driving a z06

Did intakes and exhaust today with my buddies. Also got to drive a track spec’d c8 z06 Was an amazing day and now my m4 sounds nasty

Me, everyday

Big baby

Today was the Veterans Day photo at work

Votey McVoteFace

Really? Try to cross from Kosovo into Serbia and tell me how that goes for you. Then look up why they were fighting and then delete your post

I love it when people start "teaching" me about Dobermans Me 11 years ago

Look who slept through his first (of many) ear postings

I don't know a person who's happy the Dodgers won What kind of person roots for the Dodgers?

Couldn’t help myself

Me relaxed

Something I noticed last week. My wife is off 4 days a week, one of those days I go into the office, but it's just for 8 hours. Fri/Sat/Sun she travels and doesn't come home until late Sunday night. So, I basically have no off days ever I'm only just realizing that

Everyone else get their insurance premiums doubled or just me?

I'm a nerd for stuff and things. I just purchased an exhaust for my car and a valve controller to make it quiet when you want. I just found out you can program the car's garage door openers to work the valve controller and I'm now a huge fan of technology vroooom vrooom

You can book me for your wedding btw.

Bag my turds hoomin

If "both sides" are bad, why are all the worst people I know on one side?

The actual camera shot barely holds it's own against the iPhone 16 Pro Max and LR mobile edit

So much this. Places like Walmart have a TON of people working there that are on SNAP because they don’t pay a living wage.

I don’t photograph weddings very often, but here’s a few I like from yesterday

Another wedding in the books. 3000+ images to cull and edit.

Personal space? Never heard of her

I see your flannel and raise you…

Just covered my company's flagship even the last two days, I'm currently trying to work while also taking care of a 9 week old puppy. Tomorrow I'm working a wedding, and then after that I get a nice 2.5 weeks of normal until it's off to Montreal. 1/

Said puppy is here.

Sam has been working overtime to pay for our new puppy. She wanted a dog from a top breeder. While she did that, I booked as much freelance as I possibly could and managed to pay for half. Buying a print helps, if you can't buy one, retweeting also helps.