it’s not Christmas if I haven’t prepared an Excel spreadsheet schedule for cooking dinner

I really need the News Agents podcast to stop trying to force Sports Agents on me every Friday

gosh it’s crazy realising I have mutuals I’ve known online for 16-ish years but never met in person

why do I find Lewis Goodall hot

can you ‘see it, say it, sorted’ for everyone not respecting the quiet zone part of this train carriage 😭

anyone found this week extra exhausting? autumn daylight hours slapping me hard

v smug that I didn’t get on the super busy bus everyone else just got on and waited 2 more mins and now on a super quiet one

thinking about the implications of wearing a causal sock

put on my socks before my underwear so today’s a write-off

"I never thought my personal info would be exposed" say members of the exposing people's personal info app

… might have to not be on social media for a week or so

kinda ironic that my delay repay claims are themselves delayed bc there’s been so many delays recently

adult only carriages on trains as my first act as prime minister

think I worked out how to scramble Apple’s Genmoji AI feature by searching ‘sausage dog in a roll’

immediate judgment if I hear your Ring doorbell jingle sound off in public

another train related post (sorry): it should be illegal to eat smelly or noisy food on the train xxxxx

once again punishing myself by getting the 2hr30mins London Northwestern train from Birmingham to London to save £20. turns out everyone else did the same because there’s not even standing room on this service

fuck seagulls and their 4am squawking

adult-only quiet coaches on trains when

might just start having debates with Reform supporters on posts in my local Facebook page because I just can’t let people spark off without being challenged over stupid things

I mean no disrespect, but Tom Daley? Really? Can we not celebrate someone else? What has he done in the last 12 months of note? Seriously?

will not recover from that White Lotus Twink™️ photoshoot

i know it’s been said many times but bsky really needs private accounts I have so many boring thoughts to post

can’t believe I’m going to hear Let’s Have a Kiki live with my mum tonight

Scissor Sisters and Kylie touring at the same time... HUGE week for gays in their 30s

too many Florence + the Machine fans in the UK #Eurovision

this Nemo look is giving Marry the Night #Eurovision

I want her to do UK Prides so I can hear her say c*nt #Eurovision

it’s giving FIFA video game #Eurovision

Iceland is my winner I love them #Eurovision

“not sure what you’re hearing at home” thank you for confirming the audience sound manipulation Graham 👀 #Eurovision

ICH KOMMEN NEEDS TO WIN THE 69TH EUROVISION

c’mon Michelle Visage #Eurovision

just reminds me of this #Eurovision

at no point did I know when Croatia’s song was going #Eurovision

I’m so into Eurovision this year but I need a super fan to tell me the chances of my favs going through

idk what it is about the Icelandic Eurovision entry but I can’t stop listening to it, it itches a scratch in my brain like no other

why La Roux’s 2008 music video for Quicksand has someone twirling in front of a huge banana split, I don’t know, but I am obsessed

bleak init

oh great another day where I have to think about what I’m going to cook for myself

it is not warm enough for anyone to be topless in Birmingham New St station

excellent www.theguardian.com/world/2025/a...

I better be hearing the wedding disco droid song in ep3 of Andor in a club NOW

said it before but Joe and Kit do not want to be associated with this show anymore and it shows

Start a timer now. I'm running a sweepstakes on how long it takes before we discover this app inadvertently pairs students by IQ or familial wealth or head circumference or something.

there really is a level of entitlement from generations pre-millennial and I only get exposed to it when my family come together at festivities and it makes the whole thing really uncomfortable

I always fancy at least one member of the cast of a musical I see just to find out they are v much straight 🫠

it’s so windy that my umbrella collapsed back down and trapped my finger and now I’ve been bleeding from a circular cut for an hour

everyone’s running 10kms this morning, I ate a three course breakfast :-)

just reflecting on the at least 400% increase in Lady Gaga ticket prices from 2010 to now 😭