how can my AirPods filter out ambient noise but tv still can’t get Steve Bray out of the audio mix

I’m in a suit today. It’s going to be 29 degrees. O no

wait do we know any of the potential Labour candidates for Manchester mayor if Burnham wins?

a bus pass increase of 40%?! you joking national express???

god it’s all happening this morning isn’t it

The Children's Commissioner wants the social media ban extended to 18. Even though people will be able to vote at 16. The Beatles first went to Hamburg when George Harrison was 17. You can also decide to take on £50k of tuition fee debt at 17.

As we see Reform Councils seeking to again prohibit representations of LGBTIQA+ life in public spaces and an EHRC code of practice premised on segregation, there has never been a better time for this state to reflect on the harms of Section 28. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/76...

the text at the end of #TipToe felt appropriate to me, I mean the guy who homophobically assaulted me was released from prison early, as he asked to be released in time for Christmas 🙃

how many times can the guy sat opposite me kick my shoes before I issue a stern look and huff x

jarring that BBC News has just spent the first bit of the news covering Question Time, a BBC programme, when none of what was being said is new? odd

looooove Marina not playing some of her hits, I didn’t want to hear How to be a Heartbreaker or Hollywood live at all

my flat gets like 5 minutes of sunlight so I am sitting cool af rn

Season 3 Episode 3 - Frame 1527 out of 2643

that nepo baby casting on celeb traitors s2 👀

side note: Pink Punters was my local as a gay boy from Milton Keynes, so it is sad to see it burnt down, especially as it’s where several of my first kisses happened

I wonder why cellphone is a term more readily used in the US than it is in the UK

a political podcaster getting v close to saying ‘strait of hummus’ today ffs

when isn’t there a Masterchef semi final on

why do musicals make me cry every single time ffs

maybe I just don’t like sketch comedy maybe I’m the problem

quavers are the most criminal crisp to eat on a packed train, curses to the person next to me

crazy that my GP’s advice for sorting my ear blockage was ‘Google places that do ear suction and find someone that does it on the NHS’ when it seems like one currently does it on the NHS

I actually really like Sombr’s album 😶

can you sort the postgrad interest loan rate while you’re at it? ty x

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so can we talk about the late queen’s complicity in protecting Andrew from facing justice?

this RSV infection has been horrendous and far worse than any cold or Covid infection I’ve had before. definitely masking up and antibaccing all the time after this

glad there’s conversations about the student loans repayment system being unfair, as I’ve always considered it a ‘tax on aspiration’ for working class young people. I also have the postgraduate loan I took out to be able to (just about) afford a masters, which comes with a higher % interest 💀 doomed

sounds like a quality film :-)

grave mistake not checking what time #TheTraitors starts

If I were Harriet, I’d have asked Rachel what she asked the traitors again. Bc there is no way she’d remember what she said that morning #TheTraitors

The traitors should’ve discussed what Rachel was going to say she asked 💀 #thetraitors #thetraitorsuk

every woman in Heated Rivalry was perfect, like ultimate allies. I have a lot of thoughts about this I need to write something

well, getting my passport photo done was humbling

if it were me I would ask the traitors if they would recruit me #thetraitors

it’s not Christmas if I haven’t prepared an Excel spreadsheet schedule for cooking dinner

I really need the News Agents podcast to stop trying to force Sports Agents on me every Friday

gosh it’s crazy realising I have mutuals I’ve known online for 16-ish years but never met in person

why do I find Lewis Goodall hot

can you ‘see it, say it, sorted’ for everyone not respecting the quiet zone part of this train carriage 😭

anyone found this week extra exhausting? autumn daylight hours slapping me hard

v smug that I didn’t get on the super busy bus everyone else just got on and waited 2 more mins and now on a super quiet one

thinking about the implications of wearing a causal sock

put on my socks before my underwear so today’s a write-off

"I never thought my personal info would be exposed" say members of the exposing people's personal info app

… might have to not be on social media for a week or so

kinda ironic that my delay repay claims are themselves delayed bc there’s been so many delays recently

adult only carriages on trains as my first act as prime minister

think I worked out how to scramble Apple’s Genmoji AI feature by searching ‘sausage dog in a roll’

immediate judgment if I hear your Ring doorbell jingle sound off in public