a political podcaster getting v close to saying ‘strait of hummus’ today ffs

when isn’t there a Masterchef semi final on

why do musicals make me cry every single time ffs

maybe I just don’t like sketch comedy maybe I’m the problem

quavers are the most criminal crisp to eat on a packed train, curses to the person next to me

crazy that my GP’s advice for sorting my ear blockage was ‘Google places that do ear suction and find someone that does it on the NHS’ when it seems like one currently does it on the NHS

I actually really like Sombr’s album 😶

can you sort the postgrad interest loan rate while you’re at it? ty x

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so can we talk about the late queen’s complicity in protecting Andrew from facing justice?

this RSV infection has been horrendous and far worse than any cold or Covid infection I’ve had before. definitely masking up and antibaccing all the time after this

glad there’s conversations about the student loans repayment system being unfair, as I’ve always considered it a ‘tax on aspiration’ for working class young people. I also have the postgraduate loan I took out to be able to (just about) afford a masters, which comes with a higher % interest 💀 doomed

sounds like a quality film :-)

grave mistake not checking what time #TheTraitors starts

If I were Harriet, I’d have asked Rachel what she asked the traitors again. Bc there is no way she’d remember what she said that morning #TheTraitors

The traitors should’ve discussed what Rachel was going to say she asked 💀 #thetraitors #thetraitorsuk

every woman in Heated Rivalry was perfect, like ultimate allies. I have a lot of thoughts about this I need to write something

well, getting my passport photo done was humbling

if it were me I would ask the traitors if they would recruit me #thetraitors

it’s not Christmas if I haven’t prepared an Excel spreadsheet schedule for cooking dinner

I really need the News Agents podcast to stop trying to force Sports Agents on me every Friday

gosh it’s crazy realising I have mutuals I’ve known online for 16-ish years but never met in person

why do I find Lewis Goodall hot

can you ‘see it, say it, sorted’ for everyone not respecting the quiet zone part of this train carriage 😭

anyone found this week extra exhausting? autumn daylight hours slapping me hard

v smug that I didn’t get on the super busy bus everyone else just got on and waited 2 more mins and now on a super quiet one

thinking about the implications of wearing a causal sock

put on my socks before my underwear so today’s a write-off

"I never thought my personal info would be exposed" say members of the exposing people's personal info app

… might have to not be on social media for a week or so

kinda ironic that my delay repay claims are themselves delayed bc there’s been so many delays recently

adult only carriages on trains as my first act as prime minister

think I worked out how to scramble Apple’s Genmoji AI feature by searching ‘sausage dog in a roll’

immediate judgment if I hear your Ring doorbell jingle sound off in public

another train related post (sorry): it should be illegal to eat smelly or noisy food on the train xxxxx

once again punishing myself by getting the 2hr30mins London Northwestern train from Birmingham to London to save £20. turns out everyone else did the same because there’s not even standing room on this service

fuck seagulls and their 4am squawking

adult-only quiet coaches on trains when

might just start having debates with Reform supporters on posts in my local Facebook page because I just can’t let people spark off without being challenged over stupid things

I mean no disrespect, but Tom Daley? Really? Can we not celebrate someone else? What has he done in the last 12 months of note? Seriously?

will not recover from that White Lotus Twink™️ photoshoot

i know it’s been said many times but bsky really needs private accounts I have so many boring thoughts to post

can’t believe I’m going to hear Let’s Have a Kiki live with my mum tonight

Scissor Sisters and Kylie touring at the same time... HUGE week for gays in their 30s

too many Florence + the Machine fans in the UK #Eurovision

this Nemo look is giving Marry the Night #Eurovision

I want her to do UK Prides so I can hear her say c*nt #Eurovision

it’s giving FIFA video game #Eurovision

Iceland is my winner I love them #Eurovision

“not sure what you’re hearing at home” thank you for confirming the audience sound manipulation Graham 👀 #Eurovision