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This Thanksgiving went alright. I didn't experience any threats, harassment, gaslighting, or body shaming like I did last year.

If I was ever gonna make a tier list for pie, I’d place key lime pie in the lower end of C tier.

Thanksgiving is supposed to be about positivity. And yet, certain terminally online fucktards keep posting bullshit in order to fuck everything up 😾

#Thanksgiving    #MakeMTVGreatAgain

Today is the 40th anniversary of the launch of STS-61-B.

Today is the 76th anniversary of the first flight of the Douglas C-124 Globemaster II, and the 79th anniversary of the first flight of the Tupolev Tu-70 Cart.

Don't be surprised if he does the same thing for football on Christmas 🏈

Now you know why it's called Uranus 😹

I think it would’ve been awesome if Al Jourgensen was in #Zootopia2. I mean the first Zootopia got political, and Ministry has been making political music for decades. So this would make sense.

Today is the 7th anniversary of when the InSight lander arrived at Mars.

Today is the 22nd anniversary of the final flight of the Concorde.

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What kind of shithole state has 80 degree weather DURING THE MONTH OF FUCKING NOVEMBER?! Does everything in this shithole have to be ass backwards? This isn't August for fucks sake! 🤬

I really wish that award shows would become a thing of the past already. Pretty much all of them are trash nowadays 🗑

Beavis and Butt-Head love Slayer.

Here’s how to eat mac and cheese from Wawa: Step 1: Throw it in the trash 🚮 Step 2: Cook some burgers 🍔

People on Bluesky and YouTube are roasting the hell out of Saberspark because of his half-assed take regarding #HazbinHotel, but no one is talking about what Doug Walker said about it. That's because Doug isn't the one who uploaded a clickbait video bullshitting season 2.

The only people who eat mac and cheese from Wawa are the same people who grew up eating paper.

Today is the 68th anniversary of when the North American F-107 was retired.

Today is the 85th anniversary of the first flights of the de Havilland Mosquito and the Martin B-26 Marauder.

We’re being lectured on “bad writing” by the guy who still defends a certain groomer gryphon.😒

Yaasmine on FurAffinity drew Elsa Starkweather showing off her paw, and I think she did a great job with this. I told her that Elsa needed time to relax after slaughtering Terminators in my latest story 🐾🐺👗

Today is the 34th anniversary of the launch of STS-44.

Today is the 70th anniversary of the first flight of the Fokker F27 Friendship.

I regret nothing.

True story.

This actually happened to me this past Friday, and it completely fucked up my day beyond belief! 😾 #HelluvaBoss

I want to enjoy this time of year, but why do people keep acting like total cunts to everyone when Thanksgiving is coming up? It doesn't make any fucking sense.

Why does shitty weather cause people to act so fucking deranged? Is that even supposed to happen?

When I was in 8th grade, someone asked me what church I go to. I told him that I've never been inside of a church, and he reacted to it in the most ridiculous way possible. Motherfucker couldn't even handle the fact that I've always been and always will be an Atheist.

I was 13 when I first heard the term "southern accent". Then I heard someone speaking with that accent only to realize that it's the same shit as a Texas accent. Come to think of it, how the fuck could anyone find that accent attractive? I'm too smart for that shit 🚮

What the fuck happened to Instagram? How the fuck is it that I can only have up to 5 hashtags on just 1️⃣ post? It didn't pull this fucking bullshit yesterday! 🖕🏻🤬

Today is the 83rd anniversary of the first flight of the Vought V-173, and the 66th anniversary of the first flight of the Boeing 720.

Today is the 23rd anniversary of the launch of STS-113, and the 10th anniversary of the first launch of the New Shepard.

I can't believe I had to add 5️⃣ more pieces of trailer trash to my shitlist yesterday 🗑

I think it’d be really cool if a future #HelluvaBoss merch drop was biker themed. 🏍️