Can I just say how much I HATE the highways in Newfoundland.

I’m marked safe.. I still wanna burn that mf piano not look like it

I uh a hoodie shouldn’t cost like $130 but I bought it anyways so my bad

Erm. Why the fuck was there nothing available on the Canadian site

I feel like I’m being forced safe from the merch drop cause where tf is the Canadian site’s drop?

Update the international stores please wtf

Did we get punk’d??

I get paid and Taylor holds out her hand like “I’ll take that”

Yall if I knew how to share these memos and stuff with you, just know I would. I am just simply too stupid for my own good over here

HONEY SONGWRITING MEMO BE MIIIIIINE

So on my actual iTunes on my computer I can’t see the songwriting memo for TLOAS (act 1 & 2) 🤨

Am I falling for blondie’s antics and buying the digital version of the CDs I just bought? Yes 😒

If I see one more person dogging on the album double back and post their signed CDs so excitedly I may actually lose my mind?? Like you were just dogging on that same album 20 minutes ago 😒

Yknow this whole time I’ve been buying cds. MY LAPTOP DOESNT EVEN HAVE A CD SLOT

Picking up extra shifts at a bar because Taylor makes me fear for my damn bank account

did you make a joke only a man could? were you dressed too smug for your own good? were you sent by someone who wanted me dead? did you sleep with a gun underneath your bed?

My swift alert bingo card is vile, I got three words and one of them was magic 😂😭

No skips, that is all.

my mama told me it’s alright you were dancing through the lightning strikes!!!

I honestly hope this album weeds out the bandwagoners so I can get a ticket to the next tour 😒

you guys I am so chill about people hating this album. that's one less person in the ticketmaster queue

I just opened my eyes and I am SO READY for my ears to be blessed

When will my life begin but make it when will my CD ship

🚨 Since a hacker is spreading within the swiftie community now, IF ANY OF YOUR MUTUALS OR ANYBODY ON BLUESKY AT ALL messages you saying that your account was impersonated and they accidentally reported you or anything of the sort, IT IS NOT REAL. Please just block them immediately.

today on international safe abortion day, i acknowledge: ♀️ abortion is healthcare ♀️ abortion is a human right ♀️ abortion is your choice, no justification needed

Lmao someone already has the fucking signed 1-4 on eBay for 799.99

What kind of fuckass system. Why does the US get a billion copies and international is like… here’s 20

Why the fuck is getting merch the equivalent of getting tickets to the eras tour? I hate it here

HOW DID IT SELL OUT WHEN NOBODY COULD BUT IT IN THEIR CART

Did I lose the war to bots before the war even began!???

STOP GIVING ME A RUNTIME ERROR

HELLO? LET ME ADD IT TO MY CART

LET ME IN

WHY AM I NAUSEAS

I’ll be shooocked if it isn’t signed stuff

Where are yall gettin those track lengths I can’t see SHIT

Well Canada Post is back on strike again guess I’m not gettin my TLOAS shit anytime soon 🫠

The way these sparklers are shimmering is much more in your face than the others, no?

MISS GIRL I AM POOR THIS ISNT PAY WEEK

My fiancé left his job for a new one.. he got two weeks out of it and that company lost the contract so now he’s out a job again. excuse me while I scream into the fucking void?

Another shameless plug for my current favourite small artist open.spotify.com/track/3rg0ZV...

Apparently in the coding of the website rn there’s been a padlock unlocked??

after months of waiting for an appointment for answers mg appointment has just been pushed back by another month and a half. Excuse me while I scream into the fucking good

I cleaned my entire living room and then my dog puked on my couch PLEASE. WHY.

yes u could marry him

SHUT THE FUCK UP MOM AND DAD ARE GETTING MARRIED !!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭

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