Looking likely that The Mets will miss the playoffs due to a freefall punctuated by losing to a sub-.500 division rival in their last series, just like in 2007 and 2008. Oh well, there's always next year... where their final series of the season is against a likely sub-.500 division champion rival.

How the 2024 Mets made the playoffs: gutsy comebacks, clutch hitting, amazing team chemistry. How the 2025 Mets might make the playoffs: did you know if a player on the opposing team falls into the stands while making a catch, everyone gets an extra base?

So I guess I just need to make doomer posts every time the Mets fall behind for the rest of the season #lfgm #lgm

The Mets have figured out how to make 2025 feel worse than 2007. They're just going to play the Glavine game six days in a row while the Reds lose them all too.

Man, I do not want to see this year's Mets in the playoffs (which they are on the outside of, after todays loss) If they somehow make it in, I cannot see the pitching making up for their un-clutch hitting far past the Wild Card round and even their rookie staff doesn't seem built for a long series.

I get the feeling Juan Soto will become the first Met to join the 40/40 club... after stealing third base when the Mets are trailing 11-3 in the 8th inning against the Marlins after they've been mathematically eliminated from playoff contention

I had a Trader Joe's peanut butter cup last night that had THREE wrappers on it, which seems like the least interesting kind of 0.03% RNG that could happen in real life.

If you are a parent and your child loves Bluey... I regret to inform you they will not care about Bluey anymore by the time this comes out.

The Mets with a walk-off win?!

Best Mets pitcher named Nolan since... the first one!

The Mets lost two starting pitchers this month to fielding injuries. Can we just have designated fielders so that pitchers never leave the mound? These guys already have to regularly throw 100mph-plus pitches and deal with torpedo bats, why should they have to field too? I'm only half joking.

Ontrac no longer has tracking information for my Switch 2 that was supposed to arrive today. That's, uh.... not good, is it?

Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?" Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.

I will take any opportunity given to me to talk about View Askew's golden age and videogames. Had a blast with my @vgapocalypse.bsky.social pals!

Once again, I missed celebrating a 10th anniversary by one day. On April fools day 2015, I appeared on the VGMpire podcast to discuss the amazing music of Suikoden with @brelston.bsky.social and @butterwomp.bsky.social. It's more timely now than it was a decade ago! www.vgmpire.com/2015/04/01/v...

Forgot to official recognize yesterday's 10 year anniversary of WrestleMania 31, which included these top three moments 3- Sting's only WM match 2- The only-ever WM main event MITB cash-in 1- @brelston.bsky.social getting busted open hardway after the party bus hosts whipped a tallboy at his head

Some good stuff in this thread, many of which I heard, but there was also the subsection of Horny Dads who would inadvertently ask if we had games for the Playboy Advance.

Something that nobody ever tells you about being a parent is how frequently you will publicly ask your child if they pooped or tooted… in front of a now-mortified stranger who had intended to cut one in peace.

When I turn down playing Fortnite with younger relatives on Christmas and have to suggest an alternative

This finally got to me on my 50th rewatch of A Christmas Story. I cannot fathom how the Parkers need 10 items plugged in just one room. MAYBE two light fixtures, a radio, Christmas tree lights, a leg lamp… what else? Are they leaving electric trains plugged in all day? Is there one outlet per floor?

At least once a year, I will think about this caption from @pseudobread.bsky.social and have a little chuckle

I know Charlie Brown is worried about the commercialization of the holiday season in his Christmas Special, but I feel like that entire universe should be more concerned that children yelling a commonly-used phrase have the ability to just Fus Ro Dah the shit out anyone in their path.

This is the second time in November that I have been disappointed by the results of a vote.

So how exactly do I build back up my social media following? ...oh, actually posting things? Sure, I guess.

Prehistoric humans ate dinner almost everywhere, though there were a few caveats