World's smallest director

my most viral tweets are all terrible football twitter fodder. every tweet of mine that i actually find funny has 3 or less likes

extremely upsetting notification

we’re the worst good team ever

i disagreed with this the first 6 times you said it but the 7th time really convinced me

i’ve been holding a lot of space with these lyrics lately

He’s done an excellent job at Sporting. But even with Guardiola & Klopp, who had reached higher levels, there were obvious questions to raise (“will his style of play work in England?” & “Is his approach sustainable?”) upon arrival in the PL. For Amorim there are no questions! He is cast as perfect!

the fact he’s getting dozens of genuinely upset replies to this doesn’t bode well for this website at all

if we could just get 10 or so different accounts that post the same classic simpsons clips every day on here i’ll be willing to delete twitter entirely

any picture of cole palmer when he’s not on the pitch reminds me of rodney trotter

Anyway while we're doing Pulisic reminiscing, here's my favourite quote.

glad they got rid of that pointless cartoon. what animal even was that

why do none of the pictures on here have the stake logo on them. can you fix this asap please @bsky.app