SYDNEY, are you ready for breaking news? Glass Houses will be playing at Enmore Theatre from Thursday 15 May - Friday 16 May as part of Sydney Comedy Festival. 2 SHOWS ONLY so book now to see this hilarious, ground breaking family portrait. 🎟 www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/.../alice-to...

Feeling increasingly anxious about all of the f*scism and bullshit lately. Save me, tank top Adam Sandler. Sandman in a tank top, save me!

If you have kids, then do I have the show for you. I'm bringing my brand new show RUDE WORDS YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY to Comedy Republic for the Melbourne International Comedy Festival! Only 2 SHOWS. Tickets are on sale NOW: www.comedyrepublic.com.au/event/38:433/

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ALICE TOVEY: GLASS HOUSES is coming the Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2025 My brand new hour of story telling, song and stand up. A show about family and how love conquers all, even the prison industrial complex Tickets are on sale NOW www.comedyfestival.com.au/browse-shows...

If you are out here celebrating Hot Luigi, remember to have some respect for your Hot Luigi forefathers

Sorry, the doctor said I cannot share my Spotify Wrapped as I am deeply, profoundly mentally ill

If you watch Question Everything tonight on the ABC and/or stream it on iview, this photo will make sense. Pictured with my supportive friend @colley.bsky.social, who finds me funny and likeable. We're good friends. Tonight at 8.30pm #questioneverythingau

MAGA supporters watching the last part of the Wicked movie

I'm so glad girls seeing the Wicked movie are going to get the authentic musical theatre experience of falling in love with a perfect, unavailable gay man

When you have a 9-5, but you need to take the lyrics of Defying Gravity and hold space with that by COB

If you like Aussie comedy, news, and visiting me at work, and things that are FREE, come to Ultimo tomorrow to join the studio audience for Question Everything You get to see all of the naughty bits that we have to cut for being too rude/defamatory/libelist www.eventbrite.com.au/cc/question-...

This is the fake name I give to dudes on the Northern Beaches when they ask for my number

I didn't celebrate International Men's Day yesterday. Because I celebrate it EVERY DAY. That is ALLYSHIP. For FELLAS. On the BOYS.

Trump is just turning on the TV and nominating whoever hey. We'll be seeing Bluey as the new Aus ambassador by Thursday. Emily in Paris in Paris by Friday.

Starter pack for just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her?

Well, there goes my social life

Hello I am here now and a comedian (allegedly)

Daily Mail headlines always read like "EXCLUSIVE: There is a hippopotamus on our roof eating CAKE: spelling doom for Aussie housing market."