Besides what better way to die so very many times than at the sharp hands of a beautiful woman.

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the first human i saw looked exactly like this and honestly it wasn't a good first impression

chicken burrito

greed

ate a praying mantis once

Boobie

(𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐤, 𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐤, 𝐭𝐚𝐩, 𝐭𝐚𝐩..)

[ ooc ] my commitment to the bit is going to get me killed it took me a fucking hour to do this but i was already doing the map for the bit of 'divi is fucking stupid and got lost'

i think i'm lost

gonna keep whispering feminine trait everytime this fucko crosses his legs

͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏ TEMPORARY PIN ͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏

[ooc] my beaugifult fucking fail daughiter

You didn't get this far by giving up... ... did you?

Can you get me a hot gamer girlfriend

[ muse ]

[ Pinned. ]

[ ooc ] redoes my pinned for the second time today cutely

i kissed a girl on the mouth once

if i knew magic it'd be over for everyone i'd do that one thing from drakengard

what's that fucking racket

i'm making a herbal blend that causes hypertension headaches so you know how i feel everytime you look at me.

frogs never die. theyre unkillabke and also very charming in case u were wondering

if u even look at me wrong youll wake up one day w tetonus and no bones

broke into my friend's house once because i heard her bitching about this ugly vase her mom bought now she gets to complain about how her house was broken into AND her mom can no longer display that ugly piece of shit

hey man.

who let the old hag in here.

i can double jump and it makes up for a lot of the things i don't have

ain't this that dick strider guy people keep talking about

i want toxic yuri

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results in con clusive...

catgirls aren't real though or are they....

a beautiful woman could tell me to do anything and i'd probably do it atleast once

okay

sometimes you just have your tummy fur coated in orange chicken sauce like the filthy fucking animal you are and that's okay

[ ooc ] lost a four post reply

berdly's mo- I shan't say it. No. It won't cross my lips.

the doctor

[ ooc ] i've been here since facebook rp undertale was a thing