having free will is awesome but the horrors really do not fucking cease huh

yeah

i can double jump.

dude is that fucking candle j

sorry that i'm cute and perfect and all the girls kiss me and that i smell better than you

can i just have a win for the first time in my entire fail life

red forty? they had thirty nine versions and it still gives you cancer man that's messed up

i can drive. my mom's scooter is a two seater. if you care.

[i swear to god i can be a actually serious rper it's just so easy to just say the most out of pocket shit as this fucking RAT]

hey man have you ever seen lord of the flies

My mom's been making me try this therapy thing lately. I show up and the bespectacled old man watches me, chats with me. He is fascinated. I am charming. I am waiting for him to get too comfortable. I am waiting for him to show a weakness I can strike at and undo him.

i'm having tea with your mom jackass get on my level

we all have trauma. It's about how cool we can be about it. thats why i have a gun.

im just i'm just sitting here

[ooc] murder, arguably harassment/cyberbullying

sometimes i just say shit on this site it's not like it matters

so what would they have done if they burnt a witch at the stake and she just tanked it like she just didn't feel anything except slightly toasty

gambling with angels is easy. they can't lie but they have addictive personalities; it's easy to clean them out then make them divulge secrets about the business of heaven to call your bets.

If I'm being honest with you man I've been high ever since I ate a weed brownie like five months ago and I don't see that changing any time soon

Me and this kid spent half of his day today drawing little swirls in the dirt because I'm sad. I told him it's a meditation technique to help shape his super saiyan powers but really I just didn't want to do anything.

"Divi, what're your thoughts about that one girl?" you could just ask me my thoughts on circus clowns and i could give you the same exact answer

sometimes i dream about being fed apple slices like a rabbit and wake up sweating

the softball when i step up to the plate:

why the fuck is kris always looking at people like 👁_👁

i've been told that i shouldn't say 'you can eat anything live' because i'll get weird looks

[ dropping this wretched homunculus onto the timeline and running away posthaste ]

fuckin hate my puter all my enemies live in it

hey no joke what the actual fuck is wrong with you

[ooc] i actually want to write divi and do it seriously but DAMN do i not have a drive to rp on here much anymore honestly probably my fault for not really being as lucrative w/ her as i could've been, it's a bit hard to get things going with her w/ what i set up and what i have planned for her

you have a go at it then damn

yea. i'm badass.

you'lgl mnever guess wayhat tay i t is!!!! Tuesday. It's Tueday.

frog :)

mmmmmimiga monday........

[ dropping this wretched homunculus onto the timeline and running away posthaste ]

[ ooc ] slides this over trying to get some of my more serious ocs on the table i hope u guys like her

if i eat orbeez while theyre still tiny and hard, will they grow into their jellyselves while in my stomach

"you can eat these live!" yeah well you can eat anything live idiot shut up

anyone go to the church in town i have a question

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my fucking tummy hurt

maybe i should be nicer to people

got this cool bug in a jar

— i'm crucified, crucified like my savior — saintlike behavior, a lifetime i prayed — independent portrayal of Double from Skullgirls — headcanons and personal take- may not be fully accurate to the game. — info below

sometimes i just say shit to see how people react and honestly it's really funny i enjoy it

saw a beautiful goddess of a woman offer an old hag anything she wanted she asked her to move out of her sunlight

okay i'm good at this hold on [ She's running her paws through her fur. Deep breath in, then out. ] do you wanna finish this lo mein with me and listen to songs off my mp3 player