[ dropping this wretched homunculus onto the timeline and running away posthaste ]

[ ooc ] slides this over trying to get some of my more serious ocs on the table i hope u guys like her

[ooc] going to bed in a second but i'd like to actually be serious for five seconds so i made her

if i eat orbeez while theyre still tiny and hard, will they grow into their jellyselves while in my stomach

"you can eat these live!" yeah well you can eat anything live idiot shut up

anyone go to the church in town i have a question

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my fucking tummy hurt

maybe i should be nicer to people

got this cool bug in a jar

— i'm crucified, crucified like my savior — saintlike behavior, a lifetime i prayed — independent portrayal of Double from Skullgirls — headcanons and personal take- may not be fully accurate to the game. — info below

sometimes i just say shit to see how people react and honestly it's really funny i enjoy it

saw a beautiful goddess of a woman offer an old hag anything she wanted she asked her to move out of her sunlight

okay i'm good at this hold on [ She's running her paws through her fur. Deep breath in, then out. ] do you wanna finish this lo mein with me and listen to songs off my mp3 player

Okay. That's not very nice though? I'm probably just gonna bury you like they did in that one movie if you keep this up.

Say please.

aren't you supposed to be in a jar or am i mistaking you for the heart i found outside

get on my level then it's 22 by the way

wouldn't your ass like to know, not mathematic boy

LIFE!!!!!!!!!!

[ i'm a dirty little thief ]

saw a clown once and shot it til it was a red fucking stain on the wall

the haters despise me for the fact i can double jump

you got it boss

[ ogh... the call of the work takes me... goobye... ]

(en sotto) that guy was fucking insane

okay. well do you still want the yaoi then because i'll just forward what i still have to you as good will

okay so i want you to imagine yaoi with like girls instead of guys do you see the vision

if i include the yuri can i get a favor to murder someone on my behalf too

someone fucking stole my megaman yaoi manga

hey. what does this mean. what the fuck does this mean.

frog :)

haha... y-yeah...

[ ooc ] the thneed route was pretty not cool i'll be honest toby fox it was kinda fucked up how we just shut noelle up midtalk when she was talking about not chopping down all the trees bc we hadn't chopped down as many as we needed for our thneeds

don't tell anyone but you can take the pippins home with you if you want i have five of them

do i need to bark to get my point across i'll do it

dude i want a bell pepper

𝐼 𝓌𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝒹𝒾𝑒 𝒾𝓃 𝒶 𝓂𝒶𝓃𝓃𝑒𝓇 𝒷𝑒𝒻𝒾𝓉𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶 𝒽𝒶𝓂𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓎𝑜𝓊.

holy shit

You know, I actually do a lot of repair work on machinery... [ . . . ] I just can't get the one thing I want working fixed.

the what suit

why the fuck is everyone speaking italics

yeah, step aside